Cool. Can’t wait in the year 2088 when it’s announced that this failed to get any traction besides rats.
Academic-Slice-2631 on
All for the low price of $10,000,000.99.
Traditional-Lime-999 on
But it’s only in mice and they can now live 6 months more.
Teddy_RGB on
Like anyone wants to live longer in this shitshow
swrrrrg on
Please do this for my dog. He’s 15. Dogs need human lifespans.
AlkaiserSoze on
Great. This will be gatekept by the rich. Cool. Now we can have Congressional reps who live into triple digits.
BarnabyWoods on
This isn’t going to end well.
Ok-Primary2176 on
Please do not let this be a thing for the Boomer generation
_D1AVEL_ on
Ah the opportunity to generate even more value to the shareholders. ♥️
TripsOverWords on
Sleepwalking into either dystopian future where the ultra wealthy become literal vampires or patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.
There’s zero chance us plebs gain access to this type of tech.
Psychonaut6767 on
I think I’ve seen enough life for one lifetime. Double it and give it to the next person.
thecreep on
Yay…I cant wait to delay retirement and work even longer. Shareholder value here we come..
Avoidtolls on
Yay. Trumps president for the next 2000 years!!!
PartitaDminor on
Current pension funds are not enough imagine needing extra decade or two because of these medical breakthroughs.
idontknow5478 on
Guys, relax. We are all way too poor for this. Only the wealthy may live forever.
Adventurous_Light_85 on
Please let Trump and Putin die before this actually works.
NUMBerONEisFIRST on
What ever happened to the study showing metformin made mice live 1.5 times longer?
Quigleythegreat on
Conceptually, I’m not sure this is a good thing entirely. For every grandparent and beloved wife that we get to keep around, we also get eternal *insert choice of disliked businesses person or dictator here*.
ay_non on
Oh great, all those billionaires will be around forever now.
stuartullman on
this comment section is pure poison to the brain
Ghstfce on
Please keep this from our president…
7evenate9ine on
This will only be used for the most terrible people.
OpenTechie on
Please have zombie side effects so when the rich bastards try to use this I can have the best game of Left 4 Dead ever.
UltimateToa on
For everyone and not just the rich, right? Right??
Brief_Molasses_3752 on
Maybe I’ll live long enough to see Elon Musk own all the robots and the rest of us starve. Hooray.
FrighteningPickle on
Guys its a gene, not a pill, it’s not for anyone already alive.
orlybatman on
To rodents I bet.
*^(*checks study*)*
>Scientists at the University of Rochester pulled off a remarkable experiment: they transferred a longevity-related gene from the famously long-lived naked mole rat into mice, and the mice ended up healthier and lived longer.
Bingo.
We’ve made them stronger, smarter, lengthened their lives, and cured mouse baldness many times over.
GregLoire on
I don’t care about extending lifespan. I just want biology age reversal.
Maybe this helps us get there, though.
No-Land-7633 on
All Dictators and Faschists forever. Putin, Xi , Bezos, Musk , Trump and Thiel…. Really ?
Amazing_Vanilla_7816 on
Please no, only the rich will afford it and those are the last ones we want to stay alive longer
martianwomanhunter on
Please just hold off research until…. Just wait
NinjaChore on
Do you want zombies? This is how you get zombies
DoomedKiblets on
4.4 percent increase in life for mice. way to fucking exagurate the title
petr_bena on
you see if you work really hard maybe your local oligarch will live forever
GeekDNA0918 on
Yeah, the show ‚Altered Carbon‘ made it abundantly clear the only people who will benefit from this will be the rich, and they literally use it to increase their monetary/political power. Imagine an immortal Trump or Musk. No thank you..
_Jias_ on
Ah yes just what we need, pfd billionaires that live hundreds of years.
blackcain on
Great, we’re gonna have like 1 million billionaires or something cackling about surrounded by 200 year old women that look 14.
QuestionSociety101 on
Anything lengthening lifespan is FULLY useless if it doesn’t scale the rest of your body with it.
No point in being 150 with 0 teeth and bloated legs breaking a bone every time you sneeze.
do_you_see on
Pls I dont want old stinky diper-wearing billionaires sucking even more life from normal working people. I am against anything that will prolong a persons natural lifespan.
jigglyjop on
Nice. Guess we live forever now. Congrats all.
shaddowwulf on
I can’t wait till we have to deal with a geriatric ruling class of ghoulish villianairs that live forever and rule over us mere mortals
IAATCOETHTM_PROJECT on
this article has a really unhealthy level of „healthism“ buzzwords.
„gut“ „inflammation“
like, this article is borderline trying to sell me an IV drip
Neversetinstone on
The billionaires will be lining up.
zion774 on
This will end up with dictators living 5 life times
prettybluefoxes on
Death here, pack this in it’s not funny.
scratchywhiskers on
noooo powerful republicans will just use this and rule over us for centuries
Mizuli on
Only for the 1%
LouF---ingGrant on
Ugh these mfs are never leaving power.
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Since no one mentioned it yet on this thread:
I call dibs
Good news! You can work longer now!
Cool. Can’t wait in the year 2088 when it’s announced that this failed to get any traction besides rats.
All for the low price of $10,000,000.99.
But it’s only in mice and they can now live 6 months more.
Like anyone wants to live longer in this shitshow
Please do this for my dog. He’s 15. Dogs need human lifespans.
Great. This will be gatekept by the rich. Cool. Now we can have Congressional reps who live into triple digits.
This isn’t going to end well.
Please do not let this be a thing for the Boomer generation
Ah the opportunity to generate even more value to the shareholders. ♥️
Sleepwalking into either dystopian future where the ultra wealthy become literal vampires or patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.
There’s zero chance us plebs gain access to this type of tech.
I think I’ve seen enough life for one lifetime. Double it and give it to the next person.
Yay…I cant wait to delay retirement and work even longer. Shareholder value here we come..
Yay. Trumps president for the next 2000 years!!!
Current pension funds are not enough imagine needing extra decade or two because of these medical breakthroughs.
Guys, relax. We are all way too poor for this. Only the wealthy may live forever.
Please let Trump and Putin die before this actually works.
What ever happened to the study showing metformin made mice live 1.5 times longer?
Conceptually, I’m not sure this is a good thing entirely. For every grandparent and beloved wife that we get to keep around, we also get eternal *insert choice of disliked businesses person or dictator here*.
Oh great, all those billionaires will be around forever now.
this comment section is pure poison to the brain
Please keep this from our president…
This will only be used for the most terrible people.
Please have zombie side effects so when the rich bastards try to use this I can have the best game of Left 4 Dead ever.
For everyone and not just the rich, right? Right??
Maybe I’ll live long enough to see Elon Musk own all the robots and the rest of us starve. Hooray.
Guys its a gene, not a pill, it’s not for anyone already alive.
To rodents I bet.
*^(*checks study*)*
>Scientists at the University of Rochester pulled off a remarkable experiment: they transferred a longevity-related gene from the famously long-lived naked mole rat into mice, and the mice ended up healthier and lived longer.
Bingo.
We’ve made them stronger, smarter, lengthened their lives, and cured mouse baldness many times over.
I don’t care about extending lifespan. I just want biology age reversal.
Maybe this helps us get there, though.
All Dictators and Faschists forever. Putin, Xi , Bezos, Musk , Trump and Thiel…. Really ?
Please no, only the rich will afford it and those are the last ones we want to stay alive longer
Please just hold off research until…. Just wait
Do you want zombies? This is how you get zombies
4.4 percent increase in life for mice. way to fucking exagurate the title
you see if you work really hard maybe your local oligarch will live forever
Yeah, the show ‚Altered Carbon‘ made it abundantly clear the only people who will benefit from this will be the rich, and they literally use it to increase their monetary/political power. Imagine an immortal Trump or Musk. No thank you..
Ah yes just what we need, pfd billionaires that live hundreds of years.
Great, we’re gonna have like 1 million billionaires or something cackling about surrounded by 200 year old women that look 14.
Anything lengthening lifespan is FULLY useless if it doesn’t scale the rest of your body with it.
No point in being 150 with 0 teeth and bloated legs breaking a bone every time you sneeze.
Pls I dont want old stinky diper-wearing billionaires sucking even more life from normal working people. I am against anything that will prolong a persons natural lifespan.
Nice. Guess we live forever now. Congrats all.
I can’t wait till we have to deal with a geriatric ruling class of ghoulish villianairs that live forever and rule over us mere mortals
this article has a really unhealthy level of „healthism“ buzzwords.
„gut“ „inflammation“
like, this article is borderline trying to sell me an IV drip
The billionaires will be lining up.
This will end up with dictators living 5 life times
Death here, pack this in it’s not funny.
noooo powerful republicans will just use this and rule over us for centuries
Only for the 1%
Ugh these mfs are never leaving power.