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    1. Cool. Can’t wait in the year 2088 when it’s announced that this failed to get any traction besides rats.

    2. Traditional-Lime-999 on

      But it’s only in mice and they can now live 6 months more.  

    3. AlkaiserSoze on

      Great. This will be gatekept by the rich. Cool. Now we can have Congressional reps who live into triple digits.

    4. TripsOverWords on

      Sleepwalking into either dystopian future where the ultra wealthy become literal vampires or patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.

      There’s zero chance us plebs gain access to this type of tech.

    5. Psychonaut6767 on

      I think I’ve seen enough life for one lifetime. Double it and give it to the next person.

    6. Yay…I cant wait to delay retirement and work even longer. Shareholder value here we come..

    7. PartitaDminor on

      Current pension funds are not enough imagine needing extra decade or two because of these medical breakthroughs.

    8. idontknow5478 on

      Guys, relax. We are all way too poor for this. Only the wealthy may live forever.

    9. NUMBerONEisFIRST on

      What ever happened to the study showing metformin made mice live 1.5 times longer?

    10. Quigleythegreat on

      Conceptually, I’m not sure this is a good thing entirely. For every grandparent and beloved wife that we get to keep around, we also get eternal *insert choice of disliked businesses person or dictator here*.

    11. Please have zombie side effects so when the rich bastards try to use this I can have the best game of Left 4 Dead ever. 

    12. Brief_Molasses_3752 on

      Maybe I’ll live long enough to see Elon Musk own all the robots and the rest of us starve. Hooray.

    13. To rodents I bet.

      *^(*checks study*)*

      >Scientists at the University of Rochester pulled off a remarkable experiment: they transferred a longevity-related gene from the famously long-lived naked mole rat into mice, and the mice ended up healthier and lived longer.

      Bingo.

      We’ve made them stronger, smarter, lengthened their lives, and cured mouse baldness many times over.

    14. I don’t care about extending lifespan. I just want biology age reversal.

      Maybe this helps us get there, though.

    15. No-Land-7633 on

      All Dictators and Faschists forever. Putin, Xi , Bezos, Musk , Trump and Thiel…. Really ?

    16. Amazing_Vanilla_7816 on

      Please no, only the rich will afford it and those are the last ones we want to stay alive longer

    17. DoomedKiblets on

      4.4 percent increase in life for mice. way to fucking exagurate the title

    18. you see if you work really hard maybe your local oligarch will live forever

    19. GeekDNA0918 on

      Yeah, the show ‚Altered Carbon‘ made it abundantly clear the only people who will benefit from this will be the rich, and they literally use it to increase their monetary/political power. Imagine an immortal Trump or Musk. No thank you..

    20. Great, we’re gonna have like 1 million billionaires or something cackling about surrounded by 200 year old women that look 14.

    21. QuestionSociety101 on

      Anything lengthening lifespan is FULLY useless if it doesn’t scale the rest of your body with it.

      No point in being 150 with 0 teeth and bloated legs breaking a bone every time you sneeze.

    22. Pls I dont want old stinky diper-wearing billionaires sucking even more life from normal working people. I am against anything that will prolong a persons natural lifespan.

    23. shaddowwulf on

      I can’t wait till we have to deal with a geriatric ruling class of ghoulish villianairs that live forever and rule over us mere mortals

    24. IAATCOETHTM_PROJECT on

      this article has a really unhealthy level of „healthism“ buzzwords.

      „gut“ „inflammation“

      like, this article is borderline trying to sell me an IV drip

    25. scratchywhiskers on

      noooo powerful republicans will just use this and rule over us for centuries

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