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    Berichten zufolge zeichnen einige Kinder falsche Schnurrbärte, um Online-Altersprüfungen zu umgehen

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    5. dynamiteexplodes on

      Aww man, if only there was a person or maybe even two that could watch these children and raise them as some sort of guardian or protector. Oh well I guess there’s nothing that can be done -.- /s

    8. DarthJDP on

      not age verification. Identify verification to build our social credit scores. Stop accepting their propaganda.

    11. worker_bee_drone on

      And if it doesn’t work the first time, try blacking out a few teeth.

    12. Cultural_Meeting_240 on

      Honestly respect the hustle, we used to just lie about our birthday.

    13. darth-superior on

      this reminds me of something we had Gmod, Death stranding 2, now this.

      Its glorius

    14. NikkoE82 on

      Next they’ll need a full body picture and kids will stand on top of each other under a trench coat.

    15. wubrgess on

      A classic. I wonder how many are doing it with the moustache & nose glasses.

    17. MotherFunker1734 on

      „Oh so this didn’t work? Ok, then you will have to put your fingerprints before accessing the internet, and if you misbehave, you’ll lose social credit to have a decent life“.

      Authoritarianism and fascism are back in the global menu.

    19. DaBestBean-_- on

      Once saw a vid about how a boy passed Roblox age verification by drawing a face on his thumb 

    20. MentalDisintegrat1on on

      My favorite is people using Norman Reedus from death stranding because of how real it looks.

    21. thecreep on

      Tech bros act all cocky about the things they make, like they’re giving us something as important as fire. Then a kid with a marker bypasses it.

    22. negativepositiv on

      I like how the standard since at least Windows 95 is that we are all just constantly beta testers for everything, and nothing works as well as it should, and often we have to pay for the privilege of using products that don’t work as described, and aren’t ready for public consumption.

    23. badaboommx on

      If that is enough to bypass the online check, then the online check is worthless.

    28. VVrayth on

      Infamous Gabriel Knight 3 puzzle solution actually works pretty well IRL, apparently.

    31. Evadson on

      Kids these days are so lazy. In my day you needed at least 1 friend and a trenchcoat to make people think you were an adult.

    32. ToriEvergreen on

      Millennials with mustache tattoos on their fingers don’t feel so silly now

    36. obeytheturtles on

      On Linux, it is trivially easy to pipe anything you want to a webcam device. Seems like it would be super easy to just set up a video switchboard of random celebrities winking and smiling and turning their heads, loop them into to device as needed.

    37. MojoHighway on

      Hello. My name is Guy Incognito. I’d like to scroll through your website now. Thank you!

    40. Goeatabagofdicks on

      Wait a minute, isn’t that Princess Carolyn’s boyfriend from BoJack Horseman? What’s he doing back from the business convention?

    41. JustHereForMiatas on

      Nobody told them about the Ron Burgundy section at Spirit of Halloween?

    42. FALCONX0N on

      I know this is but a stepping stone to violent authoritarianism.
      But for now, I’m just going to enjoy the whimsy

    43. slats_grobnik on

      Should just use the mustache you get with the Screamin‘ Sicilian pizzas.

    46. magichronx on

      Let’s be real… ALL of this *“age verification to protect the children“* is nothing more than a thinly-veiled stepping stone toward even more online tracking and near eradication of privacy as we know it

    47. wingspantt on

      So this is one of those news headlines where „some children“ actually means „only a single child was directly reported doing this in the entire world.“

      From the article:

      „Parents also said they had caught their children drawing on facial hair in a bid to evade the technology. One mother said: “I did catch my son using an eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on his face, and it verified him as 15 years old.““

    49. Leptonshavenocolor on

      It’s almost like kids will find a way… because people don’t want to be controlled, I wonder if humans will ever learn that. 

    50. TRKlausss on

      Years of tradition painting them on textbooks, now they are used to cheat in age verification. Marvelous

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