Another day, another MS update that introduces bugs
Time-Industry-1364 on
If I had a dollar for every time some bungled update forced ShitLocker recovery, I’d be a majority shareholder of Microslop.
DenverNugs on
Your favorite vibe coded OS has a new surprise for you every week.
Cube00 on
Bitlocker Recovery on Windows Server, hope you have good console level access 💀
starcube on
This happens pretty much every time my work laptop updates itself. I have the BitLocker key as a photo on my work phone.
_Zyr on
Happened to my mom, bricked the computer sure uses for her store. We got it figured out eventually, but she had to get her home computer to do work in the meantime.
hapoo on
I ran into this on Monday. God I hate windows.
FunnyMustache on
At work, I’m seriously advocating transitioning all our PCs to Macs. I can’t stand to troubleshoot weird issues for hours on end, only for Msft to publish a notice weeks, if not MONTHS later.
nemom on
It was such a problem that I finally disabled Bitlocker on my wife’s laptop.
CDavis10717 on
The usual low expectations of MS.
pehmette on
reset the clock
Crafty_Aspect8122 on
I just disabled bitlocker. Not like it’s useful.
Skullllz on
I bet AI is the one doing these updates
Jwagner0850 on
You can’t convince me they’re not AI’ing the shit out of their updates. The amount of bugs and slop coming out lately has been abhorrent. This applies to iOS as well…
fiero-fire on
Trillion dollar company with an army of engineers but they rather vibe code slop updates that break everything
LazloHollifeld on
This is what the fourth month straight of updates coming with major flaws? At what point will the heads start to roll over this?
mintaka on
Microslop slopping hard
57696c6c on
Rebooting windows is Russian Roulette.
cmgr33n3 on
Let’s see an AI *do that!*
feijoax on
Another day, another Microslop.
finecherrypie on
everyday happier that I „downgraded“ to Win10 IoT LTSC, was worried about compatibility but had zero problems with software/gaming. I just wanted the long-term support, was surprised that it’s basically a ‚official‘ bloat-free win10 package, doesn’t even have MS Store *chefs kiss*
CyberAttacked on
Microslop microsloping
makraiz on
Microslop’s sloppy saga continues.
arounddro on
FYI:
Though MS blew it, this issue only applies to bitlocker enabled devices using the PCR7 and non-updated boot managers. This likely would only impact poorly configured enterprise PCs with custom policy configurations. Those Bitlocker overrides are not generally implemented in consumer devices by default.
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Another day, another MS update that introduces bugs
If I had a dollar for every time some bungled update forced ShitLocker recovery, I’d be a majority shareholder of Microslop.
Your favorite vibe coded OS has a new surprise for you every week.
Bitlocker Recovery on Windows Server, hope you have good console level access 💀
This happens pretty much every time my work laptop updates itself. I have the BitLocker key as a photo on my work phone.
Happened to my mom, bricked the computer sure uses for her store. We got it figured out eventually, but she had to get her home computer to do work in the meantime.
I ran into this on Monday. God I hate windows.
At work, I’m seriously advocating transitioning all our PCs to Macs. I can’t stand to troubleshoot weird issues for hours on end, only for Msft to publish a notice weeks, if not MONTHS later.
It was such a problem that I finally disabled Bitlocker on my wife’s laptop.
The usual low expectations of MS.
reset the clock
I just disabled bitlocker. Not like it’s useful.
I bet AI is the one doing these updates
You can’t convince me they’re not AI’ing the shit out of their updates. The amount of bugs and slop coming out lately has been abhorrent. This applies to iOS as well…
Trillion dollar company with an army of engineers but they rather vibe code slop updates that break everything
This is what the fourth month straight of updates coming with major flaws? At what point will the heads start to roll over this?
Microslop slopping hard
Rebooting windows is Russian Roulette.
Let’s see an AI *do that!*
Another day, another Microslop.
everyday happier that I „downgraded“ to Win10 IoT LTSC, was worried about compatibility but had zero problems with software/gaming. I just wanted the long-term support, was surprised that it’s basically a ‚official‘ bloat-free win10 package, doesn’t even have MS Store *chefs kiss*
Microslop microsloping
Microslop’s sloppy saga continues.
FYI:
Though MS blew it, this issue only applies to bitlocker enabled devices using the PCR7 and non-updated boot managers. This likely would only impact poorly configured enterprise PCs with custom policy configurations. Those Bitlocker overrides are not generally implemented in consumer devices by default.
Again?? Seriously?
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Could MS stop fucking AI vibe coding? Jesus.
I installed Bazzite on a new build on Saturday. This was a good decision.
Microsoft, a joke of a monopoly
Every. Single. Update. Of 2026. Is broken…