Far from the only species to eat rotting, fermenting fruit.
SpaciousQuark on
I wonder how chimpanzee physiology processes alcohol compared to humans. Do they get drunk easier? Do they clear the alcohol faster or more slowly?
Cyanopicacooki on
Just about all mammals like to get hammered – I’ve seen hedgehogs getting pissed as rats on windfalls in orchards, and horses desparately trying to lick up a spilled glass of cider (my spilled glass of cider, and if anyone is licking it up, it’s me…) and so on. Chimps probably do it with more style though.
Specialist-Stick-297 on
That explains all the monkey business …
DriveRVA on
Show me how they collect it in the first place
aledba on
Fermenting fruit. Obviously
pbr3000 on
We got the bottle, you got the cup, c’mon everybody let’s get ffff…
chaosperfect on
I always wonder if animals that get drunk end up hungover. I also wonder if any have shown evidence of any kind of alcohol abuse.
WMINWMO on
Glad we were able to put that mystery to bed.
adfuel on
Must be hard to get them just to stand there and pee in a cup.
Underwater_Karma on
We’re piss testing monkeys now?
Are they applying for trucking jobs?
realparkingbrake on
So what do you do for a living, Leroy?
I collect urine from wild chimps which are powerful enough to pull my arms off. It’s honest work, though the turnover is quite high.
AppalachianMusic on
I know this is natural. But I love the idea of science being thrown off by a lonely drunk feeding Chimps booze in the jungle.
altSHIFTT on
How do they ferment the fruit? Is it really just plentiful and found everywhere? You’d figure some are too rotten and moldy to eat, do they have a way to sniff out the good ones? Do they go so far as to pile all their fruit together and wait for it to start fermenting?
deathbrusher on
First the Irish and now this.
florezmith on
Elephants will knock a house down to get to the booze inside.
Uncle_Paul_Hargis on
Who are these brave bastards collecting wild chimp piss?
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Far from the only species to eat rotting, fermenting fruit.
I wonder how chimpanzee physiology processes alcohol compared to humans. Do they get drunk easier? Do they clear the alcohol faster or more slowly?
Just about all mammals like to get hammered – I’ve seen hedgehogs getting pissed as rats on windfalls in orchards, and horses desparately trying to lick up a spilled glass of cider (my spilled glass of cider, and if anyone is licking it up, it’s me…) and so on. Chimps probably do it with more style though.
That explains all the monkey business …
Show me how they collect it in the first place
Fermenting fruit. Obviously
We got the bottle, you got the cup, c’mon everybody let’s get ffff…
I always wonder if animals that get drunk end up hungover. I also wonder if any have shown evidence of any kind of alcohol abuse.
Glad we were able to put that mystery to bed.
Must be hard to get them just to stand there and pee in a cup.
We’re piss testing monkeys now?
Are they applying for trucking jobs?
So what do you do for a living, Leroy?
I collect urine from wild chimps which are powerful enough to pull my arms off. It’s honest work, though the turnover is quite high.
I know this is natural. But I love the idea of science being thrown off by a lonely drunk feeding Chimps booze in the jungle.
How do they ferment the fruit? Is it really just plentiful and found everywhere? You’d figure some are too rotten and moldy to eat, do they have a way to sniff out the good ones? Do they go so far as to pile all their fruit together and wait for it to start fermenting?
First the Irish and now this.
Elephants will knock a house down to get to the booze inside.
Who are these brave bastards collecting wild chimp piss?