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    1. CockBrother on

      >The anti-woke president

      One of the finest pieces of tongue in cheek journalism I’ve seen recently.

    2. Mikethebest78 on

      Old guys need their naps. Its ok grandpa they only need you for a couple hours a day anyway.

    3. sugarlessdeathbear on

      Maybe if he didn’t stay up social posting until 3am he could stay awake long enough to pretend to be doing the job.

    4. funk_addict on

      >Not even the dulcet tones of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could keep Trump from dozing

      His voice actually lulls you to sleep with it’s otherworldliness

    5. Tall_Quail8469 on

      We are so so close on getting good news on his health . I give it a month

    6. He stayed up all night snorting coke or Adderall rage posting he’s crashing during these photo ops

    7. Suddenly realizing that even the nickname „Sleepy Joe“ was a projection…

      Proving yet again: Every accusation is a confession. No exceptions.

    8. Ausrottenndm1 on

      Literally sleeping & face stroke droop again… the drugs must be wearing off

    9. WeirdSysAdmin on

      I was going to sign this order, but then I got high. La-da-da da-da-da

    10. RealGianath on

      He’s basically a puppet at this point that the highest bidder gets to move around to ventriloquate their way into enacting their evil plans.

      Hillary foresaw we were going to have a puppet presidency, but nobody took her seriously.

    11. neon_nightmare85 on

      Who ever gets in 2029 needs to replace every official picture of trump falling asleep.

    12. CranberrySchnapps on

      I just want to remark that even if he wasn’t dozing off because he’s old (and likely in dementia slowing medications with side effects of drowsiness), when was the last time we saw a president give so many press conferences while sitting behind his desk? Not exactly projecting strength & virility there, MAGA. 

    13. Serious_Bee_2013 on

      This article says he signed a bill…. He signed an executive order. Let’s not confuse these.

    14. Outlaw_Josie_Snails on

      **New Product Drop: The Executive Order Indica**

      ​Strain Name: The Golden Slumber (aka „Dozy Don“)

      Type: Heavy Indica

      Genetics: Russian Kush x Wall Builder OG

      Price: It’s the most expensive eighth you’ve ever bought, but the budtender promises it’s a „tremendous deal, maybe the best deal in the history of deals.“

    15. Did not expect him to lower restrictions of weed.

      Fuck he must *really* not want people talk about the Epstein files!

    16. TheInfiniteSlash on

      He did it. He defeated wokeness. They said it couldnt be done, but he did it.

    17. Least-Quail216 on

      He’s coming down from all that Adderall he took before his „speech“ last night. He used all his energy berating everyone.
      What a tool!

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