One of the finest pieces of tongue in cheek journalism I’ve seen recently.
Mikethebest78 on
Old guys need their naps. Its ok grandpa they only need you for a couple hours a day anyway.
sugarlessdeathbear on
Maybe if he didn’t stay up social posting until 3am he could stay awake long enough to pretend to be doing the job.
cfalnevermore on
… that headline made me smile.
Vanilla_Either on
Omg….. maybe he had a few gummy samples lol
ExerciseScared8246 on
Poor shitty baby needs his nap and his diaper changed.
508G37 on
Dozing Donald
funk_addict on
>Not even the dulcet tones of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could keep Trump from dozing
His voice actually lulls you to sleep with it’s otherworldliness
swazal on
Indica indicator …
Time-Cardiologist906 on
He’s on that good kush
x-Alexander on
Sleepy Don strikes again!
YesterShill on
Grandpa needs a nap. And a diaper change.
Living_Pollution_525 on
Quick give him more Adderall
Tall_Quail8469 on
We are so so close on getting good news on his health . I give it a month
InsomniaticWanderer on
But I was told it was Joe who was sleepy!
CAM6913 on
He stayed up all night snorting coke or Adderall rage posting he’s crashing during these photo ops
fanchmmr on
Suddenly realizing that even the nickname „Sleepy Joe“ was a projection…
Proving yet again: Every accusation is a confession. No exceptions.
DBCoopr72 on
You can’t make this stuff up folks. Unreal
bramley36 on
I’m fond of „Don Snorleone“
sutroheights on
I’m so ready to fast forward to the end of this chapter.
Ausrottenndm1 on
Literally sleeping & face stroke droop again… the drugs must be wearing off
WeirdSysAdmin on
I was going to sign this order, but then I got high. La-da-da da-da-da
RealGianath on
He’s basically a puppet at this point that the highest bidder gets to move around to ventriloquate their way into enacting their evil plans.
Hillary foresaw we were going to have a puppet presidency, but nobody took her seriously.
neon_nightmare85 on
Who ever gets in 2029 needs to replace every official picture of trump falling asleep.
TBTakaTBT on
Just having sweet dreams of raping children.
EA827 on
Guess the amphetamines from last night finally wore off
CranberrySchnapps on
I just want to remark that even if he wasn’t dozing off because he’s old (and likely in dementia slowing medications with side effects of drowsiness), when was the last time we saw a president give so many press conferences while sitting behind his desk? Not exactly projecting strength & virility there, MAGA.
Serious_Bee_2013 on
This article says he signed a bill…. He signed an executive order. Let’s not confuse these.
Outlaw_Josie_Snails on
**New Product Drop: The Executive Order Indica**
Strain Name: The Golden Slumber (aka „Dozy Don“)
Type: Heavy Indica
Genetics: Russian Kush x Wall Builder OG
Price: It’s the most expensive eighth you’ve ever bought, but the budtender promises it’s a „tremendous deal, maybe the best deal in the history of deals.“
Rex_Suplex on
Did not expect him to lower restrictions of weed.
Fuck he must *really* not want people talk about the Epstein files!
Wander21 on
Just sleep forever ffs
TheInfiniteSlash on
He did it. He defeated wokeness. They said it couldnt be done, but he did it.
kchrules on
Man these edibles ain’t sh……
Least-Quail216 on
He’s coming down from all that Adderall he took before his „speech“ last night. He used all his energy berating everyone.
What a tool!
Difficult-Slice-2873 on
I was going to sign an executive order, but then I got high.
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>The anti-woke president
One of the finest pieces of tongue in cheek journalism I’ve seen recently.
Old guys need their naps. Its ok grandpa they only need you for a couple hours a day anyway.
Maybe if he didn’t stay up social posting until 3am he could stay awake long enough to pretend to be doing the job.
… that headline made me smile.
Omg….. maybe he had a few gummy samples lol
Poor shitty baby needs his nap and his diaper changed.
Dozing Donald
>Not even the dulcet tones of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could keep Trump from dozing
His voice actually lulls you to sleep with it’s otherworldliness
Indica indicator …
He’s on that good kush
Sleepy Don strikes again!
Grandpa needs a nap. And a diaper change.
Quick give him more Adderall
We are so so close on getting good news on his health . I give it a month
But I was told it was Joe who was sleepy!
He stayed up all night snorting coke or Adderall rage posting he’s crashing during these photo ops
Suddenly realizing that even the nickname „Sleepy Joe“ was a projection…
Proving yet again: Every accusation is a confession. No exceptions.
You can’t make this stuff up folks. Unreal
I’m fond of „Don Snorleone“
I’m so ready to fast forward to the end of this chapter.
Literally sleeping & face stroke droop again… the drugs must be wearing off
I was going to sign this order, but then I got high. La-da-da da-da-da
He’s basically a puppet at this point that the highest bidder gets to move around to ventriloquate their way into enacting their evil plans.
Hillary foresaw we were going to have a puppet presidency, but nobody took her seriously.
Who ever gets in 2029 needs to replace every official picture of trump falling asleep.
Just having sweet dreams of raping children.
Guess the amphetamines from last night finally wore off
I just want to remark that even if he wasn’t dozing off because he’s old (and likely in dementia slowing medications with side effects of drowsiness), when was the last time we saw a president give so many press conferences while sitting behind his desk? Not exactly projecting strength & virility there, MAGA.
This article says he signed a bill…. He signed an executive order. Let’s not confuse these.
**New Product Drop: The Executive Order Indica**
Strain Name: The Golden Slumber (aka „Dozy Don“)
Type: Heavy Indica
Genetics: Russian Kush x Wall Builder OG
Price: It’s the most expensive eighth you’ve ever bought, but the budtender promises it’s a „tremendous deal, maybe the best deal in the history of deals.“
Did not expect him to lower restrictions of weed.
Fuck he must *really* not want people talk about the Epstein files!
Just sleep forever ffs
He did it. He defeated wokeness. They said it couldnt be done, but he did it.
Man these edibles ain’t sh……
He’s coming down from all that Adderall he took before his „speech“ last night. He used all his energy berating everyone.
What a tool!
I was going to sign an executive order, but then I got high.