The ICE hiring spree was always just a socialist program for the unemployable.
T_Shurt on
From the article:
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s race to add 10,000 Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents has become a “circus” as sloppy vetting and massive bonuses have attracted a raft of bottom-of-the-barrel recruits – with some suspected of having gang ties.
The frantic push has produced recruits that have gone on to allegedly attack civilians and sexually assault female trainees, and others who can barely read or write. One case reportedly included a 469-pound man whose own doctor had already declared him unfit for physical activity.
Vetting has been so rushed that recruits were flown to the training base in Glynco, Georgia before drug-test-results came back, only for some to test positive after they were already in training.
A DHS official said that the department has been, “bringing people in who shouldn’t be hired at all into any federal government job, definitely not one that has a badge and a gun,” adding “We’re now employing people who are not equipped to tie their own shoelaces. This whole thing is a disaster from beginning to end”.
Zbignich on
When you end DEI and focus only on recruiting from the “right families” you reduce the quality of the new recruits.
FooBarred on
How is this shocking? They full on recruit racists and bigots that couldn’t hold a regular job if their life depended on being pleasant to everyone. Add in the fact that they lowered the standards and you get crap recruits.
NotTheCraftyVeteran on
What do you mean loading your enforcement army with whatever misshapen bums are racist enough and in need of $50,000 immediately might backfire?
Firekixiss on
Bad recruits everywhere. What a mess.. they just go ahead and hire bigots and racists. Shameful
no_kids-and-3_money on
That explains a lot of what we’ve been witnessing. Many of these people have no business being in the same room as a gun without way more training. It’s embarrassing.
A guy in Vans holding his gun in a side grip, flagging random civilians and other ICE agents with more PPE and tactical gear than I had when I was in Iraq.
bigfatfluffers on
Have they tired hiring the fattest, stupidest, most illiterate amount us?
DustShallEatTheDays on
*They Thought They Were Free* is an amazing book that interviewed former Nazis.
Might be a good read for anyone who wants to see what types of people are giddy to join agencies like ICE in support of a fascist regime.
That is a gig that is not going to last, and putting it on a job resume or part of a background check is going to be seen in the future as a red flag.
Then_Journalist_317 on
Kegsbreath: “We have had to rejects thousands of potential military recruits as they were drug addicts, physically unfit, overweight, or had serious psychological problems”
Ice Barbi: “Please send me their contact info.”
NovelRelationship830 on
I’d like to know how many of them were J6 rioters
HurricaneRon on
Keep the pressure on ICE. They’re hiring the dumbest motherfuckers around. They’re too dumb to hold a real job. They will crumble over time. The same thing is happening to our military, which will also crumble.
InvalidKoalas on
Head on over to /r/1811 and ridicule them! They will ban you quickly though so make it worth it.
Complex_Anteater6528 on
Can we please stop with the ICE Barbie. Barbie didn’t have a pox-marked, disturbing face. I say we go with ICE Hag.
royale_wthCheEsE on
I’d call Noem “ICE Barbie” too except it’s an insult to actual Barbie who has way better facial skin and makeup.
BlueRFR3100 on
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
_SCHULTZY_ on
I’m still surprised nobody in the media has had the balls to put 2 and 2 together: suddenly all these masked ICE agents pop up all over the country and at the exact same time all those Oathkeepers and Proud Boys and other groups all suddenly disappeared.
Isn’t it amazing how they’re never in the same room at the same time!?!?
post-mortem-malone69 on
I genuinely appreciate them using the worst possible of her looking like a slawjawed moron.
Listeningkissingyu on
When they are eventually removed from their dream job and they aren’t qualified for anything else, they are going to dearly miss the days of feeling important and powerful. It will probably result in them doing very stupid and antisocial things for the rest of their lives, trying to get that feeling back. I dread what the manifestation of that will be.
RociBuldidi on
Reminds me of the years long debacle when Bush II supercharged Border Patrol hiring and did away with most hiring standard to hire tens of thousands of new border agents. Then we found out years later hundreds of Cartel members had been hired on top of countless felons, people convicted of weapons, drug and abuse charges.
SirGumbeaux on
Shocking for her maybe. I think we all knew it was a chance for knuckledraggers to get a job and feel important.
Particular-County277 on
Are the recruits really bad? Bad enough to do terrible and illegal things? Then they are good
This-Gear-687 on
The nice thing is they hired morons with no morals, no convictions and no work ethic so it’s not like in time they will get better . They’ll just remain incompetent facist
Zanos-Ixshlae on
Their only concern was finding fellow facists. It’s not like they are looking for the best of the best of the best here…
jenet-zayquah on
Why is this being reported as if it’s any surprise at all? This was the problem from the get-go. We now have an officially recognized federally sanctioned gang of thugs, roughnecks, and criminals, outfitted with badges and guns, granted blanket authority to do whatever the fuck they want.
Brownshirts 2.0
Bakedfresh420 on
“Shockingly” I’m not shocked. I don’t think many rational people are shocked she’s getting garbage recruits.
_Doodad_ on
How are they having such a hard time finding enough people?! Isn’t there 77 million MAGA voters hell-bent on deporting every last one of them foreigners from our land? They don’t shut the hell up about deporting them all, yet they won’t actually come work to do it! Bunch of lazy fools.
Nephroidofdoom on
With vetting this bad, undocumented immigrants should apply for the jobs and hide in plain sight.
itsybitsyblitzkrieg on
George Bush actually already did something just like this with border patrol in the early 2000s… They ended up being a part of organized crime and trafficking.
Unfair_Elderberry118 on
How did they run through all the Proud Boys, MAGAts, Jan 6th insurrectionists, Klansmen and guys in khakis who ride around in Uhauls already?
Clubsandiches on
I wonder how many felonies they have looked past for these new hires. Seems like that’s a job you can’t have if you’ve been convicted in the past
KYSissyTrisha on
I’ve been job searching and there is also a FBI blitz going on now too. Imagine that. There’s also a lot of „remote“ jobs being posted too, and I’m pretty sure I seen one for a customer service center remote in india. The outsource is outsourcing.
transient_thought_CA on
They don’t want intelligent, competent agents. They want loyalists that will act with the same level of cruelty and disdain towards the chosen victim group.
Bulky_Slip_1840 on
Everyone on here should apply, get interviewed, accept the offer, then no show.
This would crush their shitty HR
Heck, just withdraw your application. Waste their time
scuttledclaw on
Kristi’s Morons
TurtlesBreakTheMeta on
The only, ONLY, requirement Trump and MAGA cares about is unquestioning loyalty. Someone who would commit a crime or gun someone down if asked to by the party.
Everything else is meaningless to them.
ledfox on
The whole point is to create RMUs – rogue military units with weapons and superficial training who can be turned loose on innocent Americans.
This criminal administration has decided we’ve had it too easy and has chosen to fund psychotic violence.
boneill1572 on
Ice Ice Gravy
curiousiah on
Hilarious that this woman sat aghast at the financial fraud happening in Minnesota.
FF36 on
Must be all these “alpha” guys we keep hearing about…
timberwolf0122 on
Hiring ignorant racist pricks who peaked in high school was never going to yield good results.
spez_might_fuck_dogs on
I maintain that liberal folks who don’t have heavy social media presences should be applying for ICE en masse and doing everything they can to gum up the works from the inside, but I admit that even competent, smart folks would have a tough time screwing it up worse than they already are on their own.
South-Pen9573 on
The article states they had to reduce recruiting standards to meet their quota. Basically DEI for fascists.
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Who could have ever seen this coming?
The ICE hiring spree was always just a socialist program for the unemployable.
From the article:
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s race to add 10,000 Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents has become a “circus” as sloppy vetting and massive bonuses have attracted a raft of bottom-of-the-barrel recruits – with some suspected of having gang ties.
The frantic push has produced recruits that have gone on to allegedly attack civilians and sexually assault female trainees, and others who can barely read or write. One case reportedly included a 469-pound man whose own doctor had already declared him unfit for physical activity.
Vetting has been so rushed that recruits were flown to the training base in Glynco, Georgia before drug-test-results came back, only for some to test positive after they were already in training.
A DHS official said that the department has been, “bringing people in who shouldn’t be hired at all into any federal government job, definitely not one that has a badge and a gun,” adding “We’re now employing people who are not equipped to tie their own shoelaces. This whole thing is a disaster from beginning to end”.
When you end DEI and focus only on recruiting from the “right families” you reduce the quality of the new recruits.
How is this shocking? They full on recruit racists and bigots that couldn’t hold a regular job if their life depended on being pleasant to everyone. Add in the fact that they lowered the standards and you get crap recruits.
What do you mean loading your enforcement army with whatever misshapen bums are racist enough and in need of $50,000 immediately might backfire?
Bad recruits everywhere. What a mess.. they just go ahead and hire bigots and racists. Shameful
That explains a lot of what we’ve been witnessing. Many of these people have no business being in the same room as a gun without way more training. It’s embarrassing.
A guy in Vans holding his gun in a side grip, flagging random civilians and other ICE agents with more PPE and tactical gear than I had when I was in Iraq.
Have they tired hiring the fattest, stupidest, most illiterate amount us?
*They Thought They Were Free* is an amazing book that interviewed former Nazis.
Might be a good read for anyone who wants to see what types of people are giddy to join agencies like ICE in support of a fascist regime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Thought_They_Were_Free
Actual fucking DEI
One applicant weighed 476 pounds lol
That is a gig that is not going to last, and putting it on a job resume or part of a background check is going to be seen in the future as a red flag.
Kegsbreath: “We have had to rejects thousands of potential military recruits as they were drug addicts, physically unfit, overweight, or had serious psychological problems”
Ice Barbi: “Please send me their contact info.”
I’d like to know how many of them were J6 rioters
Keep the pressure on ICE. They’re hiring the dumbest motherfuckers around. They’re too dumb to hold a real job. They will crumble over time. The same thing is happening to our military, which will also crumble.
Head on over to /r/1811 and ridicule them! They will ban you quickly though so make it worth it.
Can we please stop with the ICE Barbie. Barbie didn’t have a pox-marked, disturbing face. I say we go with ICE Hag.
I’d call Noem “ICE Barbie” too except it’s an insult to actual Barbie who has way better facial skin and makeup.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
I’m still surprised nobody in the media has had the balls to put 2 and 2 together: suddenly all these masked ICE agents pop up all over the country and at the exact same time all those Oathkeepers and Proud Boys and other groups all suddenly disappeared.
Isn’t it amazing how they’re never in the same room at the same time!?!?
I genuinely appreciate them using the worst possible of her looking like a slawjawed moron.
When they are eventually removed from their dream job and they aren’t qualified for anything else, they are going to dearly miss the days of feeling important and powerful. It will probably result in them doing very stupid and antisocial things for the rest of their lives, trying to get that feeling back. I dread what the manifestation of that will be.
Reminds me of the years long debacle when Bush II supercharged Border Patrol hiring and did away with most hiring standard to hire tens of thousands of new border agents. Then we found out years later hundreds of Cartel members had been hired on top of countless felons, people convicted of weapons, drug and abuse charges.
Shocking for her maybe. I think we all knew it was a chance for knuckledraggers to get a job and feel important.
Are the recruits really bad? Bad enough to do terrible and illegal things? Then they are good
The nice thing is they hired morons with no morals, no convictions and no work ethic so it’s not like in time they will get better . They’ll just remain incompetent facist
Their only concern was finding fellow facists. It’s not like they are looking for the best of the best of the best here…
Why is this being reported as if it’s any surprise at all? This was the problem from the get-go. We now have an officially recognized federally sanctioned gang of thugs, roughnecks, and criminals, outfitted with badges and guns, granted blanket authority to do whatever the fuck they want.
Brownshirts 2.0
“Shockingly” I’m not shocked. I don’t think many rational people are shocked she’s getting garbage recruits.
How are they having such a hard time finding enough people?! Isn’t there 77 million MAGA voters hell-bent on deporting every last one of them foreigners from our land? They don’t shut the hell up about deporting them all, yet they won’t actually come work to do it! Bunch of lazy fools.
With vetting this bad, undocumented immigrants should apply for the jobs and hide in plain sight.
George Bush actually already did something just like this with border patrol in the early 2000s… They ended up being a part of organized crime and trafficking.
How did they run through all the Proud Boys, MAGAts, Jan 6th insurrectionists, Klansmen and guys in khakis who ride around in Uhauls already?
I wonder how many felonies they have looked past for these new hires. Seems like that’s a job you can’t have if you’ve been convicted in the past
I’ve been job searching and there is also a FBI blitz going on now too. Imagine that. There’s also a lot of „remote“ jobs being posted too, and I’m pretty sure I seen one for a customer service center remote in india. The outsource is outsourcing.
They don’t want intelligent, competent agents. They want loyalists that will act with the same level of cruelty and disdain towards the chosen victim group.
Everyone on here should apply, get interviewed, accept the offer, then no show.
This would crush their shitty HR
Heck, just withdraw your application. Waste their time
Kristi’s Morons
The only, ONLY, requirement Trump and MAGA cares about is unquestioning loyalty. Someone who would commit a crime or gun someone down if asked to by the party.
Everything else is meaningless to them.
The whole point is to create RMUs – rogue military units with weapons and superficial training who can be turned loose on innocent Americans.
This criminal administration has decided we’ve had it too easy and has chosen to fund psychotic violence.
Ice Ice Gravy
Hilarious that this woman sat aghast at the financial fraud happening in Minnesota.
Must be all these “alpha” guys we keep hearing about…
Hiring ignorant racist pricks who peaked in high school was never going to yield good results.
I maintain that liberal folks who don’t have heavy social media presences should be applying for ICE en masse and doing everything they can to gum up the works from the inside, but I admit that even competent, smart folks would have a tough time screwing it up worse than they already are on their own.
The article states they had to reduce recruiting standards to meet their quota. Basically DEI for fascists.