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    1. lookitsjustin on

      If I ever get into a jet ski accident, I too will blame the crash for my tiny penis.

    2. VampireHunterAlex on

      Who even is Katherine Ryan and why do we have to know about her husbands smol-pp?

    3. I read the headline really quick and thought she left her husband because of his tiny penis after the jet ski accident

    4. LeadingAccording6748 on

      As a Dude who loves Jet Skis thanks for unlocking a new fear for me

    5. NooStringsAttached on

      I went from never hearing of these people before, to knowing way too much about them, in one simple headline.

    6. wet_ass_pussy_69 on

      My ex lost both testicles in a motorcycle accident… Now he has a big jet ski! Wonder if he’s trying to finish things off down there.

    7. This dude is like *there’s no such thing as bad publicity* when it comes to his penis

    8. I would probably die if there was an article about me that said this headline

    9. omgfakeusername on

      Bobby recalled his trip to Canada, which ended in tragedy for his penis (Picture: Getty)

    10. Cerulean_Shadows on

      It reads like he self diagnosed.. why would you only Google something like that and not seek treatment?! Holy moly.

    11. You would have to hold a doe eyed golden retriever named Oliver perilously over a comic book villain sized blender for me to even consider disclosing this kind of fun fact about myself.

      And I don’t even have a penis.

    12. CanadaJackalope on

      Public story that’s personal and embarrassing gets published:

      Redditors:

      „WhY wOuLd ThEy SaY tHiS pUbLiClY.“

      Redditors also:

      Constantly oversharing every single gross, putrid, evil, stupid, insane, deeply personal, sexual, kinky, violent, embarrassing, humiliating, life ruining things they have ever done to the entire online world.

      The pot painted with the darkest black paint that has ever existed, to the kettle with a small scratch on it.

    13. I remember when everything that happened to every person didn’t have to be announced publicly to the world.

    14. bexxygenxxy9xy on

      I hate this timeline and the things I find out against my will that I should NOT know.

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