If I ever get into a jet ski accident, I too will blame the crash for my tiny penis.
VampireHunterAlex on
Who even is Katherine Ryan and why do we have to know about her husbands smol-pp?
Sad-Blacksmith-3271 on
I would’ve kept this to myself.
Lord_Darksong on
I’ve already been in like… 2 jet ski accidents. 👀
knx815 on
I read the headline really quick and thought she left her husband because of his tiny penis after the jet ski accident
Thwipped on
I don’t need to m ow this, about anybody
Poodlepied on
I read the article, still don’t understand what happened to his penis.
EgyptionMagician on
I don’t water ski! Now what?
Griffisbored on
People sharing way too much personal shit on their podcasts
LeadingAccording6748 on
As a Dude who loves Jet Skis thanks for unlocking a new fear for me
NooStringsAttached on
I went from never hearing of these people before, to knowing way too much about them, in one simple headline.
wet_ass_pussy_69 on
My ex lost both testicles in a motorcycle accident… Now he has a big jet ski! Wonder if he’s trying to finish things off down there.
blinkysmurf on
Well, wonderful. I’m sure they wanted all of us to know this.
Fantastic_Fox4948 on
Was the accident in the pool?
Usual-Caregiver5589 on
Isn’t this just the plot for Lil Dicky’s show Dave?
schoolisuncool on
Why would they say this publicly??
Optimal_Mention1423 on
Anyone selling a jet ski? I have a…watertight plan.
grunkage on
This dude is like *there’s no such thing as bad publicity* when it comes to his penis
PotatoAvenger on
You could not torture this information out of me.
UsualAnimal5987 on
I don’t know either of these people yet now I know way too much.
Vehkseloth on
I would probably die if there was an article about me that said this headline
sleepingfrogz on
Good thing he consulted Dr. Google about it.
omgfakeusername on
Bobby recalled his trip to Canada, which ended in tragedy for his penis (Picture: Getty)
silver_sofa on
Is Katherine going to be okay?
Cerulean_Shadows on
It reads like he self diagnosed.. why would you only Google something like that and not seek treatment?! Holy moly.
Lethave on
You would have to hold a doe eyed golden retriever named Oliver perilously over a comic book villain sized blender for me to even consider disclosing this kind of fun fact about myself.
And I don’t even have a penis.
NgBling on
That’s what happened to me too!
ThatCoryGuy on
Was I in a jet ski accident?
CanadaJackalope on
Public story that’s personal and embarrassing gets published:
Redditors:
„WhY wOuLd ThEy SaY tHiS pUbLiClY.“
Redditors also:
Constantly oversharing every single gross, putrid, evil, stupid, insane, deeply personal, sexual, kinky, violent, embarrassing, humiliating, life ruining things they have ever done to the entire online world.
The pot painted with the darkest black paint that has ever existed, to the kettle with a small scratch on it.
iOgef on
We should all know less about each other
samtapple on
What did I just read
lasveganon on
I remember when everything that happened to every person didn’t have to be announced publicly to the world.
wander-lux on
… did that really need to be publicly known?
RentalGore on
Why would anyone share this?
bexxygenxxy9xy on
I hate this timeline and the things I find out against my will that I should NOT know.
LyingFacts on
Nothing beats a jet ski penis.
Titaniumchic on
Why do we need to know this?
Meefus on
Of all the things I could not give two sh*ts about…..
HudsonValley7 on
Why do we need to know this?
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That’s what you call a _Sea-Don’t_
If I ever get into a jet ski accident, I too will blame the crash for my tiny penis.
Who even is Katherine Ryan and why do we have to know about her husbands smol-pp?
I would’ve kept this to myself.
I’ve already been in like… 2 jet ski accidents. 👀
I read the headline really quick and thought she left her husband because of his tiny penis after the jet ski accident
I don’t need to m ow this, about anybody
I read the article, still don’t understand what happened to his penis.
I don’t water ski! Now what?
People sharing way too much personal shit on their podcasts
As a Dude who loves Jet Skis thanks for unlocking a new fear for me
I went from never hearing of these people before, to knowing way too much about them, in one simple headline.
My ex lost both testicles in a motorcycle accident… Now he has a big jet ski! Wonder if he’s trying to finish things off down there.
Well, wonderful. I’m sure they wanted all of us to know this.
Was the accident in the pool?
Isn’t this just the plot for Lil Dicky’s show Dave?
Why would they say this publicly??
Anyone selling a jet ski? I have a…watertight plan.
This dude is like *there’s no such thing as bad publicity* when it comes to his penis
You could not torture this information out of me.
I don’t know either of these people yet now I know way too much.
I would probably die if there was an article about me that said this headline
Good thing he consulted Dr. Google about it.
Bobby recalled his trip to Canada, which ended in tragedy for his penis (Picture: Getty)
Is Katherine going to be okay?
It reads like he self diagnosed.. why would you only Google something like that and not seek treatment?! Holy moly.
You would have to hold a doe eyed golden retriever named Oliver perilously over a comic book villain sized blender for me to even consider disclosing this kind of fun fact about myself.
And I don’t even have a penis.
That’s what happened to me too!
Was I in a jet ski accident?
Public story that’s personal and embarrassing gets published:
Redditors:
„WhY wOuLd ThEy SaY tHiS pUbLiClY.“
Redditors also:
Constantly oversharing every single gross, putrid, evil, stupid, insane, deeply personal, sexual, kinky, violent, embarrassing, humiliating, life ruining things they have ever done to the entire online world.
The pot painted with the darkest black paint that has ever existed, to the kettle with a small scratch on it.
We should all know less about each other
What did I just read
I remember when everything that happened to every person didn’t have to be announced publicly to the world.
… did that really need to be publicly known?
Why would anyone share this?
I hate this timeline and the things I find out against my will that I should NOT know.
Nothing beats a jet ski penis.
Why do we need to know this?
Of all the things I could not give two sh*ts about…..
Why do we need to know this?