„Ich werde dich an af ** King Polygraph hängen!“
https://www.salon.com/2025/04/24/ill-hook-you-to-a-fking-polygraph-hegseths-paranoia-bubbles-over-as-pentagon-leaks-continue/
„Ich werde dich an af ** King Polygraph hängen!“
https://www.salon.com/2025/04/24/ill-hook-you-to-a-fking-polygraph-hegseths-paranoia-bubbles-over-as-pentagon-leaks-continue/
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what it sounds like when you wish you never accepted that promotion.
This guy is incompetent. No surprise. Issue is what Trump will do about it. Given Trump is also incompetent, probably nothing. Hegseth is a useful idiot that’ll do Trump’s bidding. Trump just wants loyal pawns.
You first !!please Pete
This cheesy dude actually thought admirals and generals would just follow him blindly. I wouldn’t follow this bohunk into a paintball match.
I believe this dude’s days are numbered. Trump only fires „the best and brightest“ when they do what wants or they have too many days of bad news cycles. See ya Pete
Holy Hegseth is losing his mind in there.
For the record, polygraph tests are nonsense and the only value they have is as an intimidation device. The „results“ and „data“ are made up bullshit with zero real world implications or usefulness. That being said, I have zero doubt that Pete actually believes that polygraph tests work the way they do on tv. He is, after all, a fucking moron.
He really did expect all of this to go away. Now he’s just sounding like paranoid Pete. Somebody here coined the nickname „Kegseth.“
The call is coming from inside the house
Someone is drunk again.
Plot Twist: Petey Boy is the leaker.
Polygraphs are complete BS. They don’t detect lies or truth. They don’t do anything at all. You can’t pass or fail one. It’s just a game the police play to they to get people to say something.
“Did you kill the victim?”
“No.”
“This polygraph says you are lying.”
“Ok I did it but it was self defense.”
That’s how it works. That’s why results are not admissible in court. You can’t be forced to to take one, you can refuse to take one without any penalty, and if you take one the “result” can’t be used against you.
Ahhh. The makeup studio in the pentagon makes a lot more sense now. This dude is cracking and needs to conceal it.
Not sure if he knows the difference between a leak and a press release.
Ill be dipped in dog shit if this guy is not a Russian plant hanging on for his dear life .
Guy has alcohol , substance abuse issues , violence against woman . For sure he has kompromat against him .
He’s a traitor. Serves Trump over the US. An under qualified hack. Entirely untrustworthy.
Anyone else love watching these psychos have multi-level meltdowns daily?
Oh, he is in full meltdown, alcoholic dramagasm central! Oh, he’s gonna crash and burn hard and I am here for it. 🍿
Wasn’t Hegseth an O-4? To have the audacity to speak to an Admiral that way… what a POS.
And just to add to what others have posted, polygraphs are absolute BS. Even in the military you can’t be “forced” to take one, but not taking one, or failing one, can have repercussions.
Not that the scenario here would have been one of those.
Dude is having backdoor channels installed into the fucking Pentagon and he wants us to pretend the WHISTLE BLOWER is the issue?
Can someone just get rid of this clown? As evil and awful as this whole administration is, Whiskey Leaks is just embarrassingly inept.
Whatever info he’s forwarding to Russia, you think they’d prefer he at least TRY to be subtle about it.
National Lampoon’s *Downfall*
Hire a drunk weatherman, get drunk weatherman things.
It figures that Pete doesn’t know that polygraphs don’t mean shit
Bros got that alcoholic rage.
I know this because I’m a recovering alcoholic.
The thing is he has a offramp but he’s to much of a self absorbed idiot to take it.
He could make a public statement saying he has a problem with alcohol and needs to step down for help and while he’s a racist idiot people wouldn’t hold that part against him and probably forget all about him.
Hook him to a breathalyzer