„JD Vance bringt Unglück“: Terroranschlag in Indien jüngstes Unglück, um Vances „Cursed“ World Tour zu treffen – tragische Ereignisse scheinen Vance zu verfolgen.
„JD Vance bringt Unglück“: Terroranschlag in Indien jüngstes Unglück, um Vances „Cursed“ World Tour zu treffen – tragische Ereignisse scheinen Vance zu verfolgen.
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Quick, send him back to the White House while the curse is still active!
JD Vance is on tour with Megadeth, supporting his debut album *Hillbilly Homicide*.
It’s not even scientifically sound… but I ain’t even mad.
FFS, JD Vance just killed the Pope and today he kills at least 26 people in India. I fully understand that the Republican platform consists solely of killing off everyone and everything on the planet. But this dude is trying to accomplish all that single-handedly.
Maybe this is why you never see him with trump, he knows.
Why is the US Vice President going on a world tour a thing?
He’s giving the Hope Diamond a run for it’s money.
Many people are saying jd Vance killed the pope. Many people
Holy shit this is that end times they are always talking about.
He’s like the Angela Lansbury character in Murder, She Wrote. Whatever you do, don’t invite either one of them to dinner.
I have a feeling the former CO of the Space Force Base in Greenland believes couchfuck brings misfortune wherever he goes too.
A flight to Russia isn’t that far
When you call someone the American Hitler who is racist and a rapist, and then you go work for him and support him, there is a ton of evil karma following a person like this
He may not go down in history, but he’ll go down on your couch.
He’s really dodging those anti-Christ allegations like the Titanic dodges icebergs.
Send this dweeb to the kremlin. Post haste
The Mouth of Trump
National Lampoon’s VP Vacation is gonna be a blockbuster!
Take him to Afghanistan please.
Evil creates more evil
One of the four horsemen
I’m glad the universe is raining down on this asshole
So which of the horsemen is he, do you suppose?
Don’t forget the college football championship trophy
Like Dracula.
He killed the Pope?
The Antichrist’s minion spreading misfortune for his orange master.
Everything JD Vance touches dies.
He’s Damian from *The Omen III: The Final Conflict*.
Emphasis on CON.
Horseman of Death
He is not pleasing to God. No surprise there. I wonder if he even notices.
Agnes, 38, lost her husband just days after speaking to Vance.
„It was the worst day of my life,“ she told Reuters. „I’m just glad my husband was there to help me get through it.“
Boo this man!
JD Schleprock
Forrest Dump
Connect the dots, people!
I love this for him
Vance reminds me of that story (almost certainly apocryphal, but a great story nevertheless) about U2 playing in Glasgow:
The band stopped playing and Bono stood on the stage and slowly clapped his hands, then said: “every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies”.
A weegie in the crowd yelled out: “Well, stop fuckin’ clapping, then!”
Whatever makes sense.
JD Vance is Satan himself. Everywhere he goes there is death.
It’s all for you Damien 👀
Because that’s not end-timesy at all
This guy is a harbinger of death
Time to bring him back home, Trump would definitely want to shake his hand now 👍
This guy is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
JD Vance is a Horseman of the Apocalypse
🙏 go visit Trump now, JD
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