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    Hat JD Vance den Papst getötet? Eine Untersuchung.

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    1. Colonel-Mooseknuckle on

      Many people are saying it. He wears Satan’s eyeliner, so it seems pretty accurate.

    4. C_MMENTARIAT on

      My praise to all the citizen journalists who’ve bravely dragged this horrendous plot out into the daylight.

    6. hey-coffee-eyes on

      If we have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what we’re going to do

    7. Narianos on

      He breaks/kills everything he touches. He touches a football trophy, it breaks. He shakes Francis’s hand, he dies. Maybe he should give Donnie a pat on the back.

    10. ChangetheGame20 on

      I am not saying he did… But do you all have any proof that he didn’t?

      Also, have you seen those fancy couches?

    11. Responsible-Bird-470 on

      Please don’t ever visit me JD. You still are a double for John Wayne Gacy without the beard. Real Catholics would not take food or medicine from the poorest of the poor.

    13. reddittorbrigade on

      The pope died of Stroke. A healthy person would have suffered the same thing after seeing JD Vance.

    14. haikus-r-us on

      100% of Popes who have met JD Vance have died hours later. Chew on that for awhile.

    15. Aremygamesfake on

      It was my immediate first thought. 
      I wouldn’t put anything past these people. 

    16. CountZer079 on

      Sometimes truth it’s just like there in plain sight. The easiest of the answers is possibly the likeliest of the answer.

    17. QuirkyWish3081 on

      It’s not JD Vance fault to be fair, but the Pope without any doubt just lost the will to live after meeting him for a few minutes. He just did not want to go on and spread the word of god anymore because how could he create such an abomination that wears eyeliner. His god had forsaken him…

    18. Only-Imagination-459 on

      God came to me in a vision and told me that JD injected the pope with a fatal dose of poison during their handshake. Also that Mike Johnson is gay

    19. Eat_the_Rich1789 on

      Idk but I will tell my grand kids he did.

      Also that he banged a couch

    21. Lannden on

      Probably not, but I am 100% going to joke about it for the rest of my life. Bet I’ll be on my death bed and crack a joke about it. 

    22. SlumberSkeleton776 on

      Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that J D Vance killed the pope. You would think that, in his position, he would work towards deflecting potential suspicion from himself. Is this the reason he hasn’t put out a public statement explicitly denying that he killed the pope? Because he’s afraid of drawing attention to the possibility that he did? I think it’s at least something to think about.

    23. joeyNcabbit on

      I heard about the Pope dying less than a day after Vance visited him. Then Vance comes off with, „the Pope was really sick.“ The Pope had a stroke, he didn’t die from a disease. This is very sus.

    25. unrealnarwhale on

      Didn’t Marjorie Taylor Green basically admit when she said „Evil was defeated today“ in relation to the Pope’s death that JD Vance was sent to assassinate the pope? 

    26. admin_bait14 on

      Vance is so Toxic his visit literally killed the pope who passed away from a cerebral hemorrhage… [Cerebral Hemorrhage risk increases 30% with anger or emotional upset](https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/anger-or-emotional-upset-may-trigger-stroke). Vance was there to defend Trumpian policies geared towards mainstreaming Fascism – I think that’d trigger a bit of anger or emotional upset in even the Popiest of Popes. Especially one who was just released from hospital for Pneumonia… Don’t believe me, just look at Usha’s grey hairs.

    29. AlfredRWallace on

      I didn’t see JD yesterday and I’m alive. The Pope did and he’s dead. Case closed.

    30. yngwiegiles on

      Pope was alive 88 years never met Vance. Met him, now he’s dead. Draw a conclusion based on evidence

    32. yamiyaiba on

      Look, I’m not saying JD Vance killed the Pope. I’m just asking questions, and that’s a reasonable thing to do. I haven’t heard him say that he didn’t. You’d think that’s something you would say, right? Not a hard thing to say. „I, JD Vance, did not kill the Pope.“ But he hasn’t. Why do you think that is?

      -Tucker Carlson probably if this involved a Democrat

    34. Icy-Indication-3194 on

      I’ve seen more evidence that he did kill the pope than he didn’t and I think that’s a good place to leave it.

    35. Weary_Condition_6114 on

      It is pretty obvious the Trump administration knew he was dying and sent Vance there for publicity or diplomacy.

      I do not think the recent meeting with the Italian prime minister is a coincidence. I believe the US is attempting to ensure the next Pope supports the ideals of Trump’s new world order. Considering there are many in the church that did not support Pope Francis’s views, I believe the next one will be just what Trump wants.

    36. luxor_jae on

      I’m surprised that nobody has brought this up yet, put the Pope was [firmly against Israel’s invasion of Gaza.](https://truthout.org/articles/pope-francis-dies-after-easter-plea-to-end-war-in-gaza/)

      [Furthermore, the Vatican released a statement earlier today saying that the Pope had died from a stroke.](https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/g-s1-61946/pope-francis-died-stroke-cardiocirculatory-collapse#:~:text=The%20Vatican%20says%20Pope%20Francis,coma%20and%20irreversible%20cardiocirculatory%20collapse.%22)

      I would not put it past AIPAC, Netanyahu or whoever to devise a plan where they had someone from Vance’s team poison the Pope in some form or fashion.

    37. Temporary-Sea-4782 on

      I would have no problem believing this, but there is one big hole in the narrative: if the plan was to poison the pope, by jellyfish dart or other means, it would have already leaked to a group chat.

    38. Wishilikedhugs on

      I bet that final conversation had donut shop energy.

      „How long you been poping?“

      „You like it?“

      „Ok, good.“

    39. PirateNori on

      JD Vance is on a terror spree, breaking trophies, killing world religion leaders. Somebody put this man into a cell until we can figure out what’s going on

    40. Axin_Saxon on

      Do I think Vance killed Pope Francis? No, of course not, that would be some
      BlueAnon foolishness.

      Do I think that meeting JD Vance caused The Pope to lose the will to live? Absolutely, 100%. No man can sustain that much weaponized cringe, let alone an 88 year old pneumonia patient.

    43. Excitium on

      They can twist and phrase it however they want but here are the **facts**:

      JD Vance met with the pope.

      A couple hours later, the pope suddenly died.

      It’s also awfully suspicious that his name, JD, starts with the same letters as the words „Justkilled Dapope“.

      I think ICE should detain him upon his return and conduct a strip search to make sure he’s not hiding any gang tattoos anywhere.

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