China testet experimentelle „Hundebicksatelliten“ im Weltraum, sagt US -General
https://www.businessinsider.com/china-testing-experimental-dogfighting-satellites-in-space-us-general-2025-3?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=insider-space-sub-post
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**TLDR:**
* **China is testing satellites that can perform complex space maneuvers, a US Space Force general said this week.**
* **He said they’d observed 5 objects maneuvering around each other in synchronicity and control.**
* **The rivalry between the US and China is heating up in areas of technology and global influence.**
Meanwhile, America is slashing funding for NASA
Good thing the Department of Defense is, check notes, concerned about gender identity and not you know, keeping up.
Soon we’ll finally fulfill the dream of no GPS/Satellites in space ever again due to cascading debri
Seems like that whole Space Force thing was a decent idea after all huh?
Reddit clowns probably memory-holed that news cycle though.
Battlebots: space edition. Could make a whole sport out of it. Sponsored by Draftkings and Fanduel
Interesting. Can’t say I had dogfighting satellites on my 2025 bingo card. I had not considered this development!
Weapon, US: the arsenal of democracy, defends world peace, cool thing
Weapon, China: threatens global stability, stolen tech, will doom everyone
While USA is fighting with an orange man and the ketamine user
I get that the Biblical book of Revelations didn’t exactly predict this… but it kinda fucking predicted this. I find it hilarious. We gonna do exactly what was predicted of us.