Wir sendet Anfrage nach Eiern nach Norwegen
https://borsen.dagbladet.no/nyheter/eggkrise-ber-norge-om-hjelp/82827083?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2K664JVqK5tikDPpR3O3P6AqVcgkUXdEEuvUpj69jrcSXrSRJWifJFXPo_aem_P5H5sI89Q0Nn66xPXduXBw
Von Still_Tailor_9993
26 Kommentare
Well, sorry, we don’t have any eggs to sell…
they are going to ask all of the EU?
Say no
>US sends request for eggs to Norway
I dont see the word „thanks“ in this. The person who sent the request better be wearing a suit.
It has to be incredibly embarassing for the people who send out these letters to do so just because they are ordered to by the moronic class in charge. I assume the staff that does the actual sending out of communication do understand how international trade works, and them being ordered to „buy some cheap eggs“ must be so against everything they know.
Unless this is an email coming directly from the white house though, with no thought or plan or even a concept of an idea about what they’re after or how to implement it: „Givfefe us cheap egges, or ells were triff you! So bad.“
The idea of asking a country that generally only supply its own population of 5M people with eggs to supply a nation of 340M to top up their production drop. The production drop in the US was about 4Billion table eggs per year, or 4 times that if you include dried egg and egg powder. The entire norwegian production is about 2Billion eggs.
The amount we could possibly ship would not even register in the statistics, even if you could find a way to ship billions of eggs from Norway to the US.
Bad timing, we could’ve given them the eggs that would give vitamin D overdose
It’s not like they need eggs to survive, is it?
Lmao
Put tarifs on them
As an American immigrant. I love y’all but fuck off.
lol, they really are trying everywhere aren’t they?
In one of the other time lines they will eventually get them from somewhere plagued by bird flu and then people will start dying due to contaminated eggs.
Just hope in this one, we tell them to go fuck themselves.
Sorry.. but can we offer some thoughts and tariffs?
Say no, Norway. We don’t deserve your eggs.
We should trade eggs for whatever Ukraine needs at the moment. Quote „art of the deal“ a lot in the documents and make it look like 24 eggs for a „patriot missile is cheap and a good deal.
Kick rocks, Donny!
We can send them Kindereggs.
I hope no one gives/ sells them eggs
Why not just declare Norway as a US state and go get them yourself?
„One way or another, we’ll get those eggs“
Sure. Preferably by throwing them on The White House walls.
Awesome! So this year for Easter will have three times more expensive eggs in Norway 🙌
No
Fuck you
With love;
Norway
Yankee Doodle Dipshit can get his eggs from Russia
Didn’t Norway itself has shortage of eggs
Time for some neggotiation
I hope they laugh in our face.
Ah, so *now* they want our unwashed, unrefrigerated eggs?
To expand: eggs are not washed in most of Europe (including Norway) because of their natural protection against the environment. In Norway they are cooled, but still not washed, this is mainly done because we have a small market (<6 million people) in a big country (roughly same size as Germany, but stretched out). In the US *all* eggs are washed and then refrigerated. In most of Europe, egg-washing-facilities just don’t exist because nobody uses them anyway, so…