Poilievres gebrochener Slogan -Generator schuld, als er schwört, „die Eisbahn zu dinken“ und „den Schmutz schleiben“
Poilievre’s broken slogan generator to blame as he vows to “Dink the Rink” and “Slime the Grime”
Poilievres gebrochener Slogan -Generator schuld, als er schwört, „die Eisbahn zu dinken“ und „den Schmutz schleiben“
Poilievre’s broken slogan generator to blame as he vows to “Dink the Rink” and “Slime the Grime”
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Beaverton used to be satire…
Now it’s just real.
*blow the lead*
LOL
He was something when all you had for a choice was Trudeau. It’s not like pp won on any actual merit. He was right wing enough. Full stop.
Now he’s being recognized for the incompetent, loud mouth, moron he truly is. If he was actually to become pm it would be a sad day for Canada.
Maybe he could Fuck the Off?
>“[Fuddle duddle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuddle_duddle)“
– Pierre Trudeau
Yes and come debate time he’ll *bark at Mark* and *ding the Singh*
I haven’t seen one federal conservative ad telling me why I should choose him, they are all why I shouldn’t choose someone else.
Oh, I so love The Beaverton.
Take Trump up the Rump
The new Sheriff against Tariffs
I Miss You Justin, Please Come Back
PP Big Cum Back
You can thank me later CPC…
“Slime the Grime”? Is he trying to make Elon jealous?
In another life he could have been a conservative Eminem.
The Patrick Stefan of Politics.
Tax the axe!
If the Conservatives were serious they could replace him with the dude from “ kicked in the balls “ people really like that guy .
Shit the Bed
I can imagine that somewhere, there is a PP supporter with a lower back tattoo that reads “Tramp the Stamp”.
Sink the Pink
Someone Love Me!
Pissy Pierre. Show your books! He’s taking bribes.
He’s going to lose the leadership of the PC party…he’s done. r/markmywords
I like „dink the rink,“ if he plans to hold rallies in arenas
Can’t stop giggling at this one 😂 are you sure this is satire?
Dink the rink I’d vote for.
PP is the kind of guy who would tax an axe.
Hump the Trump
***AXE the FACTS. BUY the LIE!***
Verb the noun
New slogan- Robin without Batman
Sink the boat!
Defund the refund!
Horders at the Boarders.
Hard time for soft crime!
I had to do a double take on whether this was Beaverton lol.
He really is just a slogan maker. What a hoser
Carney’s Cuk !
*gesundheit*
Poverty Pollievre will make sure there’s clean(ish) water in every new shanty town.
Verb the noun! Vote for clown. See it’s not that hard.
I love how Reddit on my phone doesn’t tell you it’s from The Beaverton until you open the link. I made a game to see if I can predict if the story is real or Beaverton. You’d be surprised how often I’m wrong!
I saw the headline and immediately had to check to see if this was from The Onion. I finished reading… And double checked. PP really had no clue, does he?
Poilievre has only ever been a politician.
A career of 20 years with fuck all background or accomplishments in anything else.
Hey if he starts use Pick the Dick it might work out well for him
Slurp the Flerp!!
From slam dunk PM to punchline so easily in a few short weeks. Where does a career politician like him go after this? He has no concept of working.
Also, does anyone care about how much money Mark Carney has. What he has he earned through hard work. His parents were teachers, he won scholarships to prestigious universities and has worked hard to get where he is. As long as he’s following the proper procedure… why should we GAF?
He gave his campaign manager a mad libs and asked him to workshop a new slogan!
As soon as you use the word “woke” you’re done in my eyes.