Was beim immer liebevollen Fick ist das? Ich habe es jahrelang im Fernsehen gesehen und ich habe keine Ahnung, was dieses Ding ist. Bitte kann mir jemand das erklären. Danke.
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Von Any_Mathematician411
Was beim immer liebevollen Fick ist das? Ich habe es jahrelang im Fernsehen gesehen und ich habe keine Ahnung, was dieses Ding ist. Bitte kann mir jemand das erklären. Danke.
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Von Any_Mathematician411
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lol I spent a night in a tiny room in Berlin jet lagged to hell and this was the only thing on the tv
Mist.
that’s [Bernd das Brot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot)
It’s Bernd das Brot. He’s a depressed, anthropomorphic loaf of bread stuck in the purgatory that is the off hours of the public German Kids TV channel.
He is as important to Germans as Lüften
Its „Bernd das Brot“ its a speaking loaf Bread with short arms and always in a bad mood.
Its an „Kastenbrot“ (its similar to toast)
Pre-internet german br(ainr)ot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot
That’s [Bernd das Brot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot)!
It is the night „program“ on a childrens television when nothing is broadcasted.
The clips changes here and there (years).
Bernd das Brot was usually a puppet series of a depressed bread and it was so popular it became the night program (few minute comedy on repeat)
Story: a computer voice keeps bernd captive and bernd tries to escape (no walls running out of the screen, exiting on the other side – like a loop)…
Mist!
😍😂
Local Legend.
Bernd is epic!!! Legend!
Oh! That’s a very rare one, a so-called Astrobrot!
The guy who welcomed drunk germans for decades now to fall asleep to, just after watching Harald Lesch or Bob Ross.
Das ist unser neuer Bundeskanzler Herr Bernd Brot von der AFB Alternative für Brot
Looks like a small rock -why don’t you ask whoever lives there?
Eine tolle Sache, duh
Bernd das Brot
Look up the original show „Tolle Sachen“. You can find almost the full run on Youtube. It’s how I have become acquainted with Bernd, Briegel der Busch, und Chili das Schaf. I watch it with my kids and it’s actually quite funny, plus good for German learning.
I present to you our national treasure…. Bernd das Brot
He was good company when I was home alone as a kid. He’s so unimpressed by everything that I started to be unimpressed by weird sounds outside in the garden. Great guy
For a couple of years, there was a tram driver in Munich who had a large plush toy Bernd das Brot and on each and every of his shifts would put it behind the front window of his tram for the entire 8 hours.
It was surreal to see this Bernd das Brot tram randomly pop up at your station unexpectedly time and again.
I don’t know if that tram driver quit, went into pension or his supervisors found out and did forbid bringing his plush toy, but it’s not to be seen anymore.
Also: there’s a giant larger than life Bernd das Brot sculpture / statue in the city centre of Erfurt.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/LTs5NmW9T3UUT7828
Stoic and nihilistic hero of my youth
the collective consciousness of the german mind.
First time I saw it I was high as fuck and thought he was talking to me.
It’s a bread. No, I correct myself: it is THE bread.
I have no idea but I watched it every night when I was on holiday in Majorca despite not understanding a word of it.
The legend
Space Brot my son loved it
Bernd is one of my favorite things about visiting Germany. I even bought a little plush Bernd so I can have my very own depressed bread with me…my emotional support depressed loaf, if you will.
Mist.
Space Bread
German High Culture
He is one of the most influencial and respected celebrities in Germany. If nothing seems reliable anymore, Bernd won’t let you down.
If you haven’t seen him, then it’s a Mist opportunity.