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    1. banana_man_man_ on

      „Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.

      According to the head of the Chechen Republic, a machine gun was installed on the Cybertruck “gifted by Musk” and it was sent to the SVO zone. The vehicle performed well in combat, but recently “Musk remotely turned off the Cybertruck.”

      „He gives expensive gifts from the heart, and then remotely turns them off. <…> It’s not manly. I had to tow the iron horse. How is that possible, Elon? Is that how it’s done?“

      Musk himself claimed that he did not give Kadyrov the Cybertruck. He called the American journalist who accused him of this “retarded” and generated a chatbot of Kadyrov driving a Cybertruck, which drives around the Kremlin.“-Caution News

    2. NoTurn_2211 on

      I bet his people bought it from auction and told him Musk personally gifted it.

      Musk says he never gave one.

      Both could be right but myyyyy opinion…musk is a Russian bitch he was well aware and truck just had natural cyber truck fuckup.

    3. South_Hat3525 on

      Given the notorious reliability of most Tesla cars it is likely just following the brand trend. No need to ascribe it to remote switching. Occam’s razor and all that.

      I know on most Tesla cars it is usually just the niggly little things like passenger door refusing to unlock, bits of plastic falling off, switches not always working but the Cybertruck is a new beast and motor control problems are just as likely.

      Don’t get me wrong, I quite like almost everything about Teslas (other the above) and very nearly bought one but decided they are just too damn big for European roads.

    4. Old_Membership4342 on

      Can I ask Kadyrov to turn off Musk in exchange? Seems like a fair trade for everyone!

    5. hellothere_MTFBWY on

      It drove more than 15km and broke like standard issue cyber trucks

    6. Given al’ the reports i see of the cybertruck i’d soonner get to war with a ‘05 camry with 200km on it 😅

    7. Narcissistic-Jerk on

      I can give him a great deal on a case of pagers…enough for him and all of his friends.

    8. ObliqueStrategizer on

      it was probably a gift from Elon himself and when it broke Elon told his team to „say I turned it off on purpose“

    9. Gotta be the most rarted „head of state“ out there. As long as the puppets are more rarted than putler, everything’s good

    10. SignalTrip1504 on

      Wouldn’t this be the greatest from of intelligence gathering, couldn’t Tesla track everything, hell who know maybe they could open up the mic’s and listen into the truck

    11. draggedintosunlightx on

      two reigning champions in the making shit up to look cool but no one cares competition

    12. ProfessorxVile on

      I wonder how much ethnic Russian mobussy he was able to pull in that turd chariot before it got shut off?

    13. Uninvalidated on

      Fucked in the head drugged up looser switches off electrified trash can for fucked in the head drugged up looser. Got it.

    14. Here’s an idea – send the Russians all of the unsold Cybertrucks, wait until they get to the front, then turn them all off. Then watch the batteries fry the contents of the trucks.

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