„Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.
According to the head of the Chechen Republic, a machine gun was installed on the Cybertruck “gifted by Musk” and it was sent to the SVO zone. The vehicle performed well in combat, but recently “Musk remotely turned off the Cybertruck.”
„He gives expensive gifts from the heart, and then remotely turns them off. <…> It’s not manly. I had to tow the iron horse. How is that possible, Elon? Is that how it’s done?“
Musk himself claimed that he did not give Kadyrov the Cybertruck. He called the American journalist who accused him of this “retarded” and generated a chatbot of Kadyrov driving a Cybertruck, which drives around the Kremlin.“-Caution News
banana_man_man_ on
Elon Musk don how dare you don to turn off my Cyberstuck don
speekEZ52 on
Nah, its just that, well, Its a Cybertruck 😉
Blackjaquesshelac on
Dude is aware Cybertruck needs to be charged, right?
dutchijs on
We hate the west, but we love the west with everything they have to offer.
NoTurn_2211 on
I bet his people bought it from auction and told him Musk personally gifted it.
Musk says he never gave one.
Both could be right but myyyyy opinion…musk is a Russian bitch he was well aware and truck just had natural cyber truck fuckup.
BraveList4020 on
r/CyberStuck
SpezIsTheWorst69 on
No they just do that
ZombieIMMUNIZED on
Forgot to plug it in. Don
South_Hat3525 on
Given the notorious reliability of most Tesla cars it is likely just following the brand trend. No need to ascribe it to remote switching. Occam’s razor and all that.
I know on most Tesla cars it is usually just the niggly little things like passenger door refusing to unlock, bits of plastic falling off, switches not always working but the Cybertruck is a new beast and motor control problems are just as likely.
Don’t get me wrong, I quite like almost everything about Teslas (other the above) and very nearly bought one but decided they are just too damn big for European roads.
itisMental on
should call the mossad repair service
Old_Membership4342 on
Can I ask Kadyrov to turn off Musk in exchange? Seems like a fair trade for everyone!
hellothere_MTFBWY on
It drove more than 15km and broke like standard issue cyber trucks
Jazzlike-Sky-6012 on
And this is why i will not buy a Chinese car.
19CCCG57 on
No, no, Ramzan … That is just the way Tesla Cybertrucks work. 🤣
payne51558 on
Probably broke down
dumbspecialagent on
Oh no! Big boy was so happy about it! (don)
Rokea-x on
Given al’ the reports i see of the cybertruck i’d soonner get to war with a ‘05 camry with 200km on it 😅
WasThatWet on
Check your pager for a message from „Elon“.
fjender on
Not a great look.
Beautiful-Crab-7670 on
Probably just gotten red screen of death
Narcissistic-Jerk on
I can give him a great deal on a case of pagers…enough for him and all of his friends.
dexter1959 on
Nice paperweight 🤣
S1EUS on
Classic “nob head”
ObliqueStrategizer on
it was probably a gift from Elon himself and when it broke Elon told his team to „say I turned it off on purpose“
oeew on
Gotta be the most rarted „head of state“ out there. As long as the puppets are more rarted than putler, everything’s good
SeaworthinessIcy3898 on
Can Elon/Leo just turn that Kadyrov ass off ?
Omegoon on
It most likely just broke like the rest of them.
PrincipleNo4862 on
No amount of goat buggery will recharge a Tesla.
SignalTrip1504 on
Wouldn’t this be the greatest from of intelligence gathering, couldn’t Tesla track everything, hell who know maybe they could open up the mic’s and listen into the truck
Netricho on
He looks like the Bullet Farmer from the Mad Max: Fury Road/Furiosa.
yeltneb77 on
Do these trucks come with pagers???
draggedintosunlightx on
two reigning champions in the making shit up to look cool but no one cares competition
ProfessorxVile on
I wonder how much ethnic Russian mobussy he was able to pull in that turd chariot before it got shut off?
dollarhouse on
Another reason why not to buy melon’s cars.
Uninvalidated on
Fucked in the head drugged up looser switches off electrified trash can for fucked in the head drugged up looser. Got it.
RogueStargun on
It probably broke when he stuck diesel into the charging port
fnssqt on
the piece of shit probably just stopped working to be fair.
WotTheFook on
Here’s an idea – send the Russians all of the unsold Cybertrucks, wait until they get to the front, then turn them all off. Then watch the batteries fry the contents of the trucks.
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„Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.
According to the head of the Chechen Republic, a machine gun was installed on the Cybertruck “gifted by Musk” and it was sent to the SVO zone. The vehicle performed well in combat, but recently “Musk remotely turned off the Cybertruck.”
„He gives expensive gifts from the heart, and then remotely turns them off. <…> It’s not manly. I had to tow the iron horse. How is that possible, Elon? Is that how it’s done?“
Musk himself claimed that he did not give Kadyrov the Cybertruck. He called the American journalist who accused him of this “retarded” and generated a chatbot of Kadyrov driving a Cybertruck, which drives around the Kremlin.“-Caution News
Elon Musk don how dare you don to turn off my Cyberstuck don
Nah, its just that, well, Its a Cybertruck 😉
Dude is aware Cybertruck needs to be charged, right?
We hate the west, but we love the west with everything they have to offer.
I bet his people bought it from auction and told him Musk personally gifted it.
Musk says he never gave one.
Both could be right but myyyyy opinion…musk is a Russian bitch he was well aware and truck just had natural cyber truck fuckup.
r/CyberStuck
No they just do that
Forgot to plug it in. Don
Given the notorious reliability of most Tesla cars it is likely just following the brand trend. No need to ascribe it to remote switching. Occam’s razor and all that.
I know on most Tesla cars it is usually just the niggly little things like passenger door refusing to unlock, bits of plastic falling off, switches not always working but the Cybertruck is a new beast and motor control problems are just as likely.
Don’t get me wrong, I quite like almost everything about Teslas (other the above) and very nearly bought one but decided they are just too damn big for European roads.
should call the mossad repair service
Can I ask Kadyrov to turn off Musk in exchange? Seems like a fair trade for everyone!
It drove more than 15km and broke like standard issue cyber trucks
And this is why i will not buy a Chinese car.
No, no, Ramzan … That is just the way Tesla Cybertrucks work. 🤣
Probably broke down
Oh no! Big boy was so happy about it! (don)
Given al’ the reports i see of the cybertruck i’d soonner get to war with a ‘05 camry with 200km on it 😅
Check your pager for a message from „Elon“.
Not a great look.
Probably just gotten red screen of death
I can give him a great deal on a case of pagers…enough for him and all of his friends.
Nice paperweight 🤣
Classic “nob head”
it was probably a gift from Elon himself and when it broke Elon told his team to „say I turned it off on purpose“
Gotta be the most rarted „head of state“ out there. As long as the puppets are more rarted than putler, everything’s good
Can Elon/Leo just turn that Kadyrov ass off ?
It most likely just broke like the rest of them.
No amount of goat buggery will recharge a Tesla.
Wouldn’t this be the greatest from of intelligence gathering, couldn’t Tesla track everything, hell who know maybe they could open up the mic’s and listen into the truck
He looks like the Bullet Farmer from the Mad Max: Fury Road/Furiosa.
Do these trucks come with pagers???
two reigning champions in the making shit up to look cool but no one cares competition
I wonder how much ethnic Russian mobussy he was able to pull in that turd chariot before it got shut off?
Another reason why not to buy melon’s cars.
Fucked in the head drugged up looser switches off electrified trash can for fucked in the head drugged up looser. Got it.
It probably broke when he stuck diesel into the charging port
the piece of shit probably just stopped working to be fair.
Here’s an idea – send the Russians all of the unsold Cybertrucks, wait until they get to the front, then turn them all off. Then watch the batteries fry the contents of the trucks.