Wenn ein gefährlicher Asteroid die Erde bedroht, muss die Menschheit zusammenarbeiten, sagt die NASA

Ya, well good luck with that!

We saw just how well humans worked together to handle the Sars-Cov-2 virus!

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Essentially, in such a new scenario, saving Earth, will take a couple of billionaires, NASA, and ESA.

Meanwhile Foxnews will rant and rave about NASA misspending money on that venture, and Maga will have a new hat to wear that says, “F’ck NASA!”

And then when the combined forces of NASA, ESA, and those couple of billionaires actually saves the Earth, they’ll be like,

“You see! Nothing happened! It was all just a bunch of BS from scientists who don’t read their bibles!”

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“And maybe our medieval ancestors had it right!” Alex Jones type podcasters will say to their bootlicking followers. “Maybe we should be burning scientists at the stake for lying to us about a ‘killer asteroid’! And burn all those mouthy women too, because their probably witches!”

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And then the Q-Anon type folks will also be angry, but for a completely opposite different reason:

They will believe the scientists.

But they’ll be angry the scientists/engineers stopped it, because it was the Great Lizard Alien Overlords who were the one’s who sent the killer-asteroid our way to wipe out most of sinful humanity except for the true Q-Anon believers, who are the chosen ones, set to inherit the Earth.