Ich habe ein Paket aus meinem Heimatland erhalten. Darin befanden sich alle Snacks, Nudeln und Konserven, die hier nicht leicht zu finden oder sehr teuer sind. Also dachte ich darüber nach, etwas davon mit zur Arbeit zu nehmen, nur um zu sehen, ob es meinen norwegischen Kollegen gefällt. Und ja, ich habe ihnen in der Pause ein paar Snacks mitgebracht. Zuerst waren sie alle überrascht, bedankten sich aber später für die nette Geste. Ich wollte gerade zu meinem Platz zurückkehren, als ich sie flüsternd lachen und kichern hörte. Also wurde ich neugierig und drehte mich um, um zu fragen, was lustig sei. Niemand möchte antworten, aber einer von ihnen fragte mich, ob dieser spezielle Keks in meinem Heimatland beliebt sei, worauf ich mit JA, SEHR BELIEBT, antwortete. Wieder lachten sie und er sagte zu mir: „***, vertrau mir. Dieser Keks wird in Norwegen geliebt, besonders Männer.“ Jetzt klären Sie mich auf, warum sollten Norweger diesen Keks lieben? Und was hat das mit Männern zu tun? Fita ist nur ein einfacher Keks, selbst Kvikk Lunsj schmeckt besser. Ist das dieser schlechte Witz? Ich kann wirklich nicht unterscheiden, was in Norwegen lustig ist und was nicht. Ich hoffe, Sie können in den Kommentaren antworten. Danke schön.
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Von BibiReincarnated
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Fitta means pussy/cunt.
Fitta basically means ‚the cunt*
Granted it‘ s an extra letter, but they’re awfully close
The name means „pussy“ – or almost, doubble t, but thats why Norwegians giggle. It would be like an American cracker named „pusy-cracker“
Ohhh dear God, that’s spectacular 😂
For the exact same reason Honda had to come up with a new name right before launch of what is now known as [Honda Jazz](https://www.abcnyheter.no/motor/bil/2019/07/27/195596675/legenden-er-sann-honda-fitta-fantes)
If you add another T, you get „Fitta“ which is a Norwegian word for „Cunt“.
Fun fact. Honda Jazz where supposed to be named fitta.
Just curious, where are you from?
If you’re new to Norway you will soon learn that Norwegian workplace culture is in general very unformal, including and tolerant/humourus about small mistakes. Your coworkers will most likely tease you for a few weeks. You probably made their day. Have some self irony about it, and it will be fine. Fun and jokes is what gets us through the work week.
Fittekjeks!
Få se på fitta di
Pussy crackers 😁
Oof
It basically means a bad word for a female private parts and is also used as a swear word so be careful where you use it
Fitta feis i en vareheis, så 17 menn fikk bakoversveis
Fitta feis i en bergskrent, så 17 menn fikk permanent
Fun fact: Honda was planning years ago to bring a new model on the market named „Honda Fitta“ . The slogan was to be „fits you like a glove“. Luckily someone thought to check how this would work in the scandinavian market.
I think the model was named Honda Jazz or something like that in the end…
Edit: saw lots of people have brought this story already, so now I have learned that Honda actually did NOT discover this in time, so it was a quite costly mistake…
You’ve had the slang meaning explained to you by multiple people, so I’ll just say that it was really nice of you to share snacks from your home country! I’d really appreciate it if a colleague did that.
I would have laughed so loud if someone offered me this
Pussy-crackers. Aint that just RITZ with another name?
It’s like when they say wife in Norwegian and in my language is the crassiest way to say vagina
Pussy crackers and cookbook, what else do you need?
[https://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Saiyuud-Diwong-introduction-Barker/dp/0977507076](https://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Saiyuud-Diwong-introduction-Barker/dp/0977507076)?
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There is a DIY shop outside Ibiza town where I always snigger when we drive past https://fitaibicentro.com
On unrelated topic, the packaging and image of the crackers look very similar to the Ritz Kjeks that you can buy in practically any store here in Norway.
Consider buying a box of Ritz to do a taste test between the two to see which one you think taste better.
Buy a [Honda](https://www.carlist.my/news/the-honda-that-nearly-became-the-worst-named-car-the-story-of-the-fitjazz-name-59952/59952/)
Fitte is slang. Basically you got the taste of true Norwegian work cultur. Enjoy
I giggled
😂
Its funny in almost the same way as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE
Its just a sound we make when we hit our little toe on a table leg.
Fitta = pussy. My friend brought home some Fita crackers, and I had glutenfree crackers called „Salti“.
So even though we had a bad day. after writing out „Salti Fita“ (Salt in the pussy) with the packages we laughed so hard lol
Pussy
You brought „vagina“ brand crackers to work.
Of course it’s funny. No, you are not on any kind of trouble, not at all.
It’s always a balance how many bad words you should teach in a language class – I think teaching nothing is a bad idea.
Now, if there would be a sugar-free Fita, that would be hilarious in the Philippines. It’s gonna be a two-way pun. 😂
Fitta – Pussy in Norwegian
Uten Sukker- cock sucker in Filipino.
Besides the pussy joke, I’m pretty sure those are just Ritz…