McConnell kehrt nach dreimonatiger Abwesenheit ins Kapitol zurück
https://www.axios.com/2026/09/14/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republicans-capitol-vote-fall-hospital
McConnell kehrt nach dreimonatiger Abwesenheit ins Kapitol zurück
https://www.axios.com/2026/09/14/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republicans-capitol-vote-fall-hospital
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I saw a video…and he seems some what alive?!
E: it’s one video on tik tok so it may be a deepfake
Holy shit, I didn’t see this coming.
Loves Russia so much he returns to the senate with 1% HP remaining to continue the fight for Russia.
True comrade.
Still doesn’t make disappearing for 92 days OK.
Holy crap, he’s actually alive. Why didn’t the guy make a damn video?
He’s got a lot of explaining to do.
Only the good die young.
So who is the necromancer? My guess is Ted Cruz.
Three kids in a Mitch coat
And our busted ass gerontocracy continues hobbling merrily along.
Hell doesn’t usually give damned souls shore leave but they made an exception for one of their best employees
Bros a homunculus, check his pockets for a philosophers stone
Just in time to vote down the 32 hour work week that Bernie is spewing out while he got a 3 month recovery paid on tax papers dime.
This guy has the best luck I’ve ever seen at surviving a fall and going lights out upstairs at his age.
I told you guys, you have to find the phylactery.
Look for one in the shape of a turtle.
The guy who constantly votes against sick leave for workers just had 3 months of paid sick leave. Imagine that
Just a friendly reminder that Mitch voted against legislation that would allow normal people to take sick leave. Glad that 3 months worked out for him.
It’s probably like dungeon crawler Carl where he has a worm in his brain keeping him alive
Lich McConnell
Why the fuck were they being so goddamned weird about it then?
Watched the Senate live feed he’s only in there for like 10 minutes and seems physically incapacitated. Maybe he can muster a small conversation, but I doubt he has operational competence for the job. He voted on something, talked to a couple people then and they rolled his ass out
This picture is from May.
Why do they not have an updated photo if they saw him arriving?
You can’t convince me this wasn’t an experiment to see what they could get away with
Saw them wheeling him out. Him with that big frozen expression. Jesus Christ
Apparently, he’s using a wheelchair, and there’s no evidence so far that he can say anything other than a couple of short sentences at a time.
I literally cannot believe the man is awake. What the fuck. I am in literal shock. Why was he hiding for so long if he is „fine“? What was wrong with him? What did they do to him? What the fuck is going on?
Wish i could just casually take three months off work with full pay and healthcare.
Kinda crazy how being an average citizen compares to being a politician.
But they’ll find a way to make us fight amongst ourselves over it.
You can’t even see the strings they’re using to puppet him around.
This country is a fucking joke. That this was allowed to happen like it did just confirms that nothing matters and the rules are all made up and selectively applied. What an absolute joke.
What a shame
Somehow… McConnell returned.
Did he actually vote or did someone push his button like senators do
This guy is so selfish, instead of stepping aside he clings to power. He not thinking what’s best for his constituents, just his evil ego. He’s a fool.
He was wheeled out of his house. He waved at the reporters. The joke is on all of us. He looks frail as a dried out twig
This is one of our leaders. Someone so close to deaths door i doubt they care about anything beyond drawing breath for 1 more day
Dude had a severe stroke and it took him this long to recover from it to the point he can function.
That’s probably what happened.
I’m not gonna lie. I straight up thought he was dead. However, the fact that he’s not makes the lack of transparency surrounding his hospitalization and recovery even more baffling.
Jesus the dude is 80% dead. Just fvcking retire, what is wrong with these ghouls?!
You know he’s a bug in a skin suit, right?
Holy shit it’s Litch McConnell!!!
Somehow Palpatine returned.
I wonder how many poly market bros just lost their ass on this lol
Witch bitches, we failed America. Our power is clearly no match for what ever the fuck evil these fuckers worship and sacrifice children to.
Somehow McConnell returns
If he was medically incapacitated all this time and couldn’t report about his condition than he’s not fit for his position.
If was not medically incapacitated and simply chose not to report on his condition than he’s not fit for his position either.
He’s back. See, here’s a stock photo of him.
So technically we paid for him to survive, make bank, and still come back to tell us to fuck off. The same guy who gets everything he didn’t want us to have.
Fuck America
I’ll be honest, I legit thought he was dead. Apparently the sacrifice of Lindsay Graham was successful. Lich McConnel lives once more.
Him actually being alive was not on my bingo card. Or my backup bingo card.