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    RFK Jr. ist jetzt mit einem Salmonellenausbruch konfrontiert (zusätzlich zu explosivem Durchfall)

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    3. PopeFranzia on

      „Salad vanilla is nothing to be afraid of! End the war on meat!“ – RFK, Jr. (probably)

    4. B-Z_B-S on

      RFK Jr. is Pestilence, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, serving Donald Trump, the Antichrist.

    13. KrustyButtCheeks on

      Who knew that putting people totally incompetent into highly consequential positions would yield these results?

    14. BlackStarBlues on

      What would the regime do differently if they were trying to kill off the population?

    16. psychonautvoyager on

      It’s as if you fire the goalie in hockey and wonder why the other team scores so many darn goals. RFK Jr. is a twat. His family even thinks so.

    18. AssumptionLive2246 on

      We’re not even halfway through this disastrous administration. 🤦‍♂️

    20. electr1cbubba on

      It’s almost like putting a shambling freakazoid who likes to play with dead animals in charge of the entire country’s medical issues was a bad idea

    22. BlackberryPi7 on

      Salmonella is somehow more competent than this shit hole of an administration

    25. prodigalpariah on

      I’m sure he’ll react to this news with the same level of urgency as he’s reacted to all the other health crises he’s been responsible for

    28. TheJarisaDoor3 on

      By saying „JFK now faces…“ I guess you’re assuming he’s going to do something about it? They fired the researchers at the CDC and got rid of all the FDA inspectors and regulations. Just buy a lot of toilet paper and hope for the best. Remember, we’re **great** now. This is what great is like. 

    31. Maharog on

      It’s almost as if you completely ignore all modern safety and health technology for the last 80 years was a bad idea

    33. Dexter_McThorpan on

      „Get some sun on your perineum and avoid menstruating women, I find that drinking my first water settles my humours, but I sometimes find a flensing helps move the bowels.“ the Health and Human Services head said, noting that „It’s surely witchcraft.“

    34. StrangeContest4 on

      Good thing we got rid of all the woke DEI scientists, researchers, and inspectors!! We finally have „meritocracy!“ We should have carrion collecting junkies running all of *the things*.

    35. Avoidtolls on

      When you dismantle the FDA to give businesses a break, you’re going to kill people.

      And you made people pay for the whole thing.

      But we dont have universal healthcare.

      So I paid to get sicker and can’t afford to get well.

      Fuck Republicans
      Fuck MAGA
      Fuck conservative voters
      Fuck people who didn’t vote.

    36. UnfinishedPrimate on

      Turns out, right, that food safety standards don’t just exist because of namby pamby busybodies. 

      Then again, the guy who’s been obsessed with dead animals and rotting meat for his entire life probably is in no position to grasp this.

    38. RamonaQ-JunieB on

      What other programs/projects did this ass defund? We can get ready for the next outbreak.

    39. friendly-sam on

      So, a non-medically educated anti-vaxxer who just seems like a complete idiot seems to not be a very good idea for running the nations healthcare. Who could have guessed.

    40. eliz1bef on

      I’m sure his response will be, „this happens from time to time,“ like he said about Measles outbreaks. It’s just something that normally happens. It’s just nature. Nothing to be done about it!

    41. artoftomkelly on

      Putting the guy who did coke off toilet seats in charge of national health was fucking stupid.

    42. moderate_extremist on

      Most other countries laser test their eggs for Salmonella, that’s why you can eat raw eggs in Japan. We’re not most other countries…

    43. Knees0ck on

      Damn, those people that panic bought all the TP during Covid can now cash out

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