When did the beaverton stop being parody and just started to be news?
DogeDoRight on
Come on nature, take it’s course already.
togocann49 on
Since when are Beaverton reports this accurate?
WkndCake on
There’s a certain irony with a breakout of explosive diarrhea across America these days…..can’t put my finger on it, but their country has gone to shit.
NYMetsWorldChamps86 on
Sorry that my world is messing up yours. I’m in the 10th year and it looks like the billionaires are going to be able to buy these populist idiots into office for a long time.
TedMeister88 on
Wait. A Beaverton article that *isn’t* satire?
I’m looking out the window. Where are the Four Horsemen?
AmateurOfAmateurs on
The writers for the beaverton must be collectively losing their minds having to deal with all… this **I’m pointing vaguely at the US**
Dapper-Negotiation59 on
We just don’t care anymore. It would be exhausting to pay attention to the constant torrent of absolute bullshit going on down there- Those people need to take some time to sort themselves out before they even consider speaking to us ever again.
kaveman6143 on
„50% of the Prairies“ hahaha
RicketCrickets on
It’s not satire if it’s fact.
plutonic00 on
The picture in the article is so perfect, this is a masterpiece of journalism.
AntelopeSilver9351 on
Why the bs hates canada so much? It’s gonna be either he’s a psycho or it’s something really personal.
Tonninacher on
Yeap…. i am about ready to go piss in their Flacons.
MuchWow81 on
That was the stage America was at when Trump made himself president in 2016.
ThatsItImOverThis on
This is war. I know no one wants to go there but we’re not Americans, so let’s not lie to ourselves. This is an economic war and we’ve already been in it for over a year.
Trump, Project 2025, the Heritage Foundation, Republicans and MAGA are coming for us. They want our minerals, our Arctic territory, our water, our power, our forests and they don’t think they should have to pay for it. We should just give them what they want, like Venezuela, like Iran, like Cuba, and like Greenland.
They wrote it all down (Project 2025) – we were supposed to be one of the first to topple but we haven’t been acting according to their playbook (Elbows Up) and now they’re regrouping. In the playbook, we rolled over and showed our bellies in 2025. They expected no real resistance from us; they actually expected us to see them as our liberators.
Right now, I’m hoping November brings about the US’s inevitable implosion because while I believe we can stand against a divided, in fighting America, they’re not there yet and we’re not ready.
JadeLens on
Accurate headline is accurate.
mangoserpent on
At least The Beaverton is not owned by a foreign corporation so why not get the news from them.
wtfastro on
50% of the prairies
Zarxon on
Beaverton be like: “ I’m tired boss “
Mother_Middle8883 on
I see similarities to the movie Karate Kid, except for wax on wax off it’s tax on tax off.
waikiki_sneaky on
I have a bottle of Dom im saving for when he fucking dies.
2021_Username on
More accurate than one would think.
iusethisatw0rk on
We live in a cartoon
Holeshot75 on
Read this yesterday and it makes a lot of real factual sense.
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States and then take the United States resources.
natexd45 on
Elbows up pants down.
jeffster1970 on
I am confused: When did ‚thebeaverton‘ drop its satire? I’m going to miss it! 🙁
RumHamComesback on
I’m just done myself. Americans voted this goof back in when they had a chance to get rid of him. That’s all there is to it.
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Where the Satire?
Fuck Donald Trump and his shit administration.
Tariffs are an act of war.
When did the beaverton stop being parody and just started to be news?
Come on nature, take it’s course already.
Since when are Beaverton reports this accurate?
There’s a certain irony with a breakout of explosive diarrhea across America these days…..can’t put my finger on it, but their country has gone to shit.
Sorry that my world is messing up yours. I’m in the 10th year and it looks like the billionaires are going to be able to buy these populist idiots into office for a long time.
Wait. A Beaverton article that *isn’t* satire?
I’m looking out the window. Where are the Four Horsemen?
The writers for the beaverton must be collectively losing their minds having to deal with all… this **I’m pointing vaguely at the US**
We just don’t care anymore. It would be exhausting to pay attention to the constant torrent of absolute bullshit going on down there- Those people need to take some time to sort themselves out before they even consider speaking to us ever again.
„50% of the Prairies“ hahaha
It’s not satire if it’s fact.
The picture in the article is so perfect, this is a masterpiece of journalism.
Why the bs hates canada so much? It’s gonna be either he’s a psycho or it’s something really personal.
Yeap…. i am about ready to go piss in their Flacons.
That was the stage America was at when Trump made himself president in 2016.
This is war. I know no one wants to go there but we’re not Americans, so let’s not lie to ourselves. This is an economic war and we’ve already been in it for over a year.
Trump, Project 2025, the Heritage Foundation, Republicans and MAGA are coming for us. They want our minerals, our Arctic territory, our water, our power, our forests and they don’t think they should have to pay for it. We should just give them what they want, like Venezuela, like Iran, like Cuba, and like Greenland.
They wrote it all down (Project 2025) – we were supposed to be one of the first to topple but we haven’t been acting according to their playbook (Elbows Up) and now they’re regrouping. In the playbook, we rolled over and showed our bellies in 2025. They expected no real resistance from us; they actually expected us to see them as our liberators.
Right now, I’m hoping November brings about the US’s inevitable implosion because while I believe we can stand against a divided, in fighting America, they’re not there yet and we’re not ready.
Accurate headline is accurate.
At least The Beaverton is not owned by a foreign corporation so why not get the news from them.
50% of the prairies
Beaverton be like: “ I’m tired boss “
I see similarities to the movie Karate Kid, except for wax on wax off it’s tax on tax off.
I have a bottle of Dom im saving for when he fucking dies.
More accurate than one would think.
We live in a cartoon
Read this yesterday and it makes a lot of real factual sense.
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States and then take the United States resources.
Elbows up pants down.
I am confused: When did ‚thebeaverton‘ drop its satire? I’m going to miss it! 🙁
I’m just done myself. Americans voted this goof back in when they had a chance to get rid of him. That’s all there is to it.