Shit, they really made an article about a thread in r/wallstreetbets
reddittorbrigade on
This made my day. They truly deserved it.
factoid_ on
They bought in to the dumbest of the AI stocks. They should be lamenting
AshtonBlack on
„A fool and his money are soon parted.“ – Someone at some point.
cfm816 on
Muskies complaining about Musk failing to deliver, shocking… If only they could read a balance sheet…
Prize_Proof5332 on
Who could have known this meme stock would tank so soon?
artbystorms on
I wish every Elon glazer nothing but financial ruin and personal suffering and misery.
antaresiv on
The most foreseeable disaster of foreseeable disasters
Designer_Show_2658 on
You’d think many Americans would be upset about a South African billionaire robbing their pensions
Apart-Steak-7183 on
And I am LMAO
Jealous_Parfait_4967 on
I bet they can lose more
BrilliantMango on
Grifters lamented being grifted.
hainesk on
The article is quoting redditors… not institutional investors.
Banana-phone15 on
You mean those people who invested in SpaceX when every expert was telling everyone not to.
Global-Bad-7147 on
Just the beginning
Healthy_Razzmatazz38 on
no crying in the casino
kilkenny99 on
In Low Earth Orbit, no one can hear me play my tiny violin.
LapsedVerneGagKnee on
Let me get out my really really tiny violin.
bluenoser613 on
Meh. Everyone warned them.
chrisbcritter on
Thank God the NASDAQ always waits a year before adding a stock to index funds, right? I would hate to think that this dog of a stock that all the experts reported as overvalued didn’t get fast passed into my beleaguered retirement 401K. Right?
Spiritual-Pear-1349 on
Great do Tesla now
MathW on
Let’s face it — they all bought into SpacEx without a care in the world about the underlying worth of the company because they thought hype would drive the price higher and they’d be able to dump on someone dumber than they are. They deserve none of our sympathy.
caguru on
They will still proclaim him as a genius. Its the same syndrome as MAGAs: they worship the people that are bleeding them dry.
Lanky_Travel_6726 on
Don’t cry in the casino
VVrayth on
Wow, if only *everyone* couldn’t have seen this coming.
manu144x on
I love reading stuff like this.
And think that this is only the beginning!
Stocks will arrive in waves as they’re gradually unlocked. Right now only 5% were sellable. The others are coming.
It’s only going to get worse, unless elon manages to land a tesla on an asteroid made of pure gold or lithium.
inalcanzable on
All the money they’ve lost SO FAR
ThePensiveE on
The Chinese can catch rockets now. Without a drug addled fascist at the helm of a corporation. Only a matter of time until people choose their stability over American unpredictability the way MAGA is going.
CMG30 on
Keep up the pithy comments guys. The article literally quotes Reddit comments.
You’re making the news!
DropstoneTed on
LOL at people buying stock in vaporware.
RoyalZeal on
Pack of fools, the lot of them, they deserve to lose every penny thrown away at SpaceX.
kaplanfx on
They were warned. They knew the business was wildly overvalued but they thought that with greater fool theory they could make gains on the enthusiasm. Turns out they were the greater fool.
Background_Move_7449 on
Wahhhh. The second most garbage person on earth did a rug pull with a company he didn’t start? Wahhhhhh 😭
uzu_afk on
This one was obvious, called out well in advanced and explained over and over for weeks before and after listing. Sorry but you deserve it.
ebfortin on
Happy for them. An important life lesson : never trust a conman. You’ll get burned eventually.
Zardotab on
Gee, we did nazi that coming.
Gwyllithar on
lol. dont buy overpriced shite that been hyped by idiots then.
DejectedTimeTraveler on
I have a special side eye for the folks who claim to be progressive with a portfolio full of Tesla and Space X.
endofworldandnobeer on
It’s all the retirement funds for everyday people I am worried about. Fund managers are complicit.
johnniesSac on
Elon doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it is a tale as old as time
Useless dog
xutopia on
I feel bad for none of them. Nazi sympathizers.
hackingdreams on
It was once upon a time a promising company… and then it was turned into a scam and sold to you. They, in fact, listed out in detail all of the ways it was a scam – they bought Cybertrucks by the bushel to keep Tesla afloat, they bought Twitter and xAI to keep Elmo a gazillionaire, etc. etc. etc. They listed it all in the prospectus, plain as day for anyone to see.
And you fucking bought it anyway. A fool and their money, so easily parted.
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Shit, they really made an article about a thread in r/wallstreetbets
This made my day. They truly deserved it.
They bought in to the dumbest of the AI stocks. They should be lamenting
„A fool and his money are soon parted.“ – Someone at some point.
Muskies complaining about Musk failing to deliver, shocking… If only they could read a balance sheet…
Who could have known this meme stock would tank so soon?
I wish every Elon glazer nothing but financial ruin and personal suffering and misery.
The most foreseeable disaster of foreseeable disasters
You’d think many Americans would be upset about a South African billionaire robbing their pensions
And I am LMAO
I bet they can lose more
Grifters lamented being grifted.
The article is quoting redditors… not institutional investors.
You mean those people who invested in SpaceX when every expert was telling everyone not to.
Just the beginning
no crying in the casino
In Low Earth Orbit, no one can hear me play my tiny violin.
Let me get out my really really tiny violin.
Meh. Everyone warned them.
Thank God the NASDAQ always waits a year before adding a stock to index funds, right? I would hate to think that this dog of a stock that all the experts reported as overvalued didn’t get fast passed into my beleaguered retirement 401K. Right?
Great do Tesla now
Let’s face it — they all bought into SpacEx without a care in the world about the underlying worth of the company because they thought hype would drive the price higher and they’d be able to dump on someone dumber than they are. They deserve none of our sympathy.
They will still proclaim him as a genius. Its the same syndrome as MAGAs: they worship the people that are bleeding them dry.
Don’t cry in the casino
Wow, if only *everyone* couldn’t have seen this coming.
I love reading stuff like this.
And think that this is only the beginning!
Stocks will arrive in waves as they’re gradually unlocked. Right now only 5% were sellable. The others are coming.
It’s only going to get worse, unless elon manages to land a tesla on an asteroid made of pure gold or lithium.
All the money they’ve lost SO FAR
The Chinese can catch rockets now. Without a drug addled fascist at the helm of a corporation. Only a matter of time until people choose their stability over American unpredictability the way MAGA is going.
Keep up the pithy comments guys. The article literally quotes Reddit comments.
You’re making the news!
LOL at people buying stock in vaporware.
Pack of fools, the lot of them, they deserve to lose every penny thrown away at SpaceX.
They were warned. They knew the business was wildly overvalued but they thought that with greater fool theory they could make gains on the enthusiasm. Turns out they were the greater fool.
Wahhhh. The second most garbage person on earth did a rug pull with a company he didn’t start? Wahhhhhh 😭
This one was obvious, called out well in advanced and explained over and over for weeks before and after listing. Sorry but you deserve it.
Happy for them. An important life lesson : never trust a conman. You’ll get burned eventually.
Gee, we did nazi that coming.
lol. dont buy overpriced shite that been hyped by idiots then.
I have a special side eye for the folks who claim to be progressive with a portfolio full of Tesla and Space X.
It’s all the retirement funds for everyday people I am worried about. Fund managers are complicit.
Elon doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it is a tale as old as time
Useless dog
I feel bad for none of them. Nazi sympathizers.
It was once upon a time a promising company… and then it was turned into a scam and sold to you. They, in fact, listed out in detail all of the ways it was a scam – they bought Cybertrucks by the bushel to keep Tesla afloat, they bought Twitter and xAI to keep Elmo a gazillionaire, etc. etc. etc. They listed it all in the prospectus, plain as day for anyone to see.
And you fucking bought it anyway. A fool and their money, so easily parted.