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    1. As funny as this is he’s no longer the only challenger, Piers Corbyn and Laurence Fox are also running

    2. Enoch-Of-Nod on

      Clearly part of the binstablishment, funded by Big Bin.

      Nigel Fuckwad is the obvious choice for the people of earth, totally not corrupt at all.

      He’ll make the whole empire crypto rich.

    3. I love how this super obvious political stunt is firing backwards.

      Instead of fighting the evil, almighty elite, Farage now has to keep a straight face and campaign against an obvious joke candidate and said joke candidate could get his highest share of votes ever.

      Count Binface will play the game brilliantly by simply trolling Farage throughout the campaign. Love it

    4. Nigel Farage pointing at the other candidate and saying, “A vote for the man with a bin on his head from outer space is a vote for the establishment”.

    5. SpareDot8685 on

      Hey BinFace is a good guy, he lent me 50 space bucks awhile back and didn’t bother me till I could afford to pay it back. 

    6. soggyarsonist on

      British democracy at its finest *wipes away tear*

      Farage is a traitor piece of shit and Count Binface is a bloody hero

    7. MuseumsAfterDark on

      I bet you Binface doesn’t know what Putin’s nutsack tastes like.

    8. imsittingdown on

      I like the idea of him winning and then just becoming the soundest MP in the house, working tirelessly to do right by his constituents. All while dressed as a malevolent intergalactic overlord with a bin for a head.

    9. RyantheAustralian on

      I just wanna wish Count Binface good luck. We’re all counting on you

    10. Quick_Parking_6464 on

      I too think the hand dryer at my local bar is in the wrong location.

      Can the Count run in Maine? I hear there’s a vacancy.

    11. BuzzesLikeAFridge on

      These weirdos run for election all the time and it only takes once for the electorate to fall asleep or be complacent and then you have an unserious, unqualified person running your government. For the good of democracy, you must do your civic duty and vote Count Binface.

    12. SillyGoatGruff on

      The fact that he can quit, trigger an election to replace him (because he quit), then run for the vacant seat (that is vacant because *he quit*) is bonkers to me

    13. Im not english. But apparently one of binface campaign promisses is AT LEAST one affordable house. One more house than the average politician.

    14. steve_ample on

      He’s probably hung around Clacton in the last 2 days than carpetbegger Nigel ever has since his election.

    15. TheOnsiteEngineer on

      There’s 8 other people on the list… Count Binface is the most well known one though

    16. Tacti_Kel_Nuke on

      Okay, now I wonder, has ever a joke candidate won an election? On world level I mean (don’t say trump lol)

    17. I want every interview with count binface to discuss milkshakes and every bit of coverage about farage to cover him having milkshakes thrown at him again.

    18. HanSolosSizzledHeart on

      I really do hope Binface wins. Not only would it be hilarious, he seems like a genuinely good bloke under the costume lol

    19. LollipopMarshmallow on

      Count Binface is the obvious choice though! He’s already a successful planetary leader so running a little slice of Britain should be an absolute doddle for him

    20. The Count has not taken a 5 million pound bribe, so he’s got that going for him.

    21. cartoonist498 on

      > „Logically, there are only two conclusions. One, I am the establishment, I’m the embodiment of the British establishment, which is curious,“ Count Binface told As It Happens host Nil Köksal. „The only other possible conclusion is that Nigel is talking out of his posterior.“

      The Onion can’t compete with reality anymore.

    22. PepinoPicante on

      Count Binface needs to host a fundraising concert headlined by Angine de Poitrine.

    23. explosiv_skull on

      You Brits have all the fun. Not only do you get to vote against Farage, you get to elect a trash pail over him. 😤

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