Can we wait like … 10 years before we do this please… for obvious reasons.
zer04ll on
Great boomers are really not going to let anyone buy a house now
Accidental-Hyzer on
Yikes. I wouldn’t want to be the first human patient for this.
“This trial is still in its beginning stages, and cellular reprogramming led to cancerous cells forming in some early research in mice.”
Immortal cells that bypass normal aging are also known in science. They’re often cancer cells.
Maleficent_Pilot1137 on
Our Altered Carbon future awaits with trillionaires that’ll never die.
KennyDROmega on
If it works, could you turn someone back into a baby with a high enough dose
angus_the_red on
God I hope this doesn’t work
OrcOfDoom on
In the future, when you’re in debt, they will just make you young again in order to pay off your debt. You’ll have to feed yourself still though, and so you’ll be in debt forever.
strolpol on
Get ready for the pilot episode of live action Detective Conan
yesbutnoexceptyes on
Return to larva
Dripdry42 on
David Sinclair is a hack, and is going to make money on the backs of dead people.
escfantasy on
I can’t pay my water bill.
That’s fine. We’ll reverse age you so you can work longer.
Weekest_links on
I’ve seen this movie, Benjamin Button
ronweasleisourking on
PLEASE GOD FUCKING ZOMBIES PLEEEAASSE
RaspberryTwilight on
Tl;Dr it’s not going to make anyone any younger, they’re trying to make specific cells younger so they can cure stuff like glaucoma
CumGuzlinGutterSluts on
It only cures the degradation of cells but doesnt reverse it right? This seems awesome but I feel like cancer becomes a much larger problem the older you get even if youre not showing the age.
Im assuming this fixes the end stage of telomerase where it doesnt replicate that last bit of chromosomes effectively giving every cell an expiration date but thats generally a good thing because if its a shit cell thats being a prick and deviating from its norm then those cells are gonna also get an infinite lifespan. So we would need to solve cancer first and then this would be fucking amazing for life extension
thathattedcat on
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME! I want to live forever!
Jay_Stone on
Could this company wait just a few years? Like, two or three? I’m waiting for one single headline in the papers…
owlindenial on
I hope this becomes a viable treatment to at least keep my parents healthy. Age will catch up to them soon and I want them to enjoy their retirement
EvoEpitaph on
If it ends up becoming possible in my lifetime, it’ll probably be towards the end and I have always hated the inevitability of being the eldest living generation in my family.
Covinus on
So I assume they’re trying for negligible senescence which only really works by keeping an animal at peak physical age once maturity is reached so if they try this on anyone older it would just stop heir aging but not reverse anything or restore any peak condition.
Just very strange since nothing really “de-ages” things simply stop aging so saying he can “de-age” someone sounds like a LOT of snake oil being sold to older people but maybe I’m wrong
Frostsorrow on
And that kids is how the T-Virus came about
cristh1anv on
our corporate overlords will love this
Catbutt247365 on
WHY?
TheHammer987 on
Don’t we know this is how you get zombies?
Why did we even make all the warning horror movies?
Relevant_Werewolf350 on
lol that is the last drug I want. I don’t want to be on this planet a moment longer than I am supposed to be.
MarquisThule on
Its funny how deep pessimism has settled into western civilization. I agree with the sentiment, but its comedic how everyone’s thoughts turn to the very worst of paths.
Super_flywhiteguy on
Can we please wait until current politicians over 70 have uh moved on first?
dvdmaven on
Since the test is of a possible treatment for age-related retina diseases, I wish them luck.
TopChard1274 on
No way this will not turn into a multi-billion scam at one point in the future.
obxhead on
What’s the point of living longer if we can’t even take care of the people with the current declining lifespans?
Gloomy-Insurance-739 on
Oh great just what we need long living billionaires….
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Once aging is cured, wealth consolidation under our current system will elevate people to god status just by the nature of compound interest.
That’s great, I’ve always wanted to be a baby again.
Just what we need…
Out of touch lunatics, with billions who live forever.
‚cellular reprogramming led to cancerous cells forming in some early research in mice. Plus, the company’s co-founder, Harvard geneticist David Sinclair, has a history of [overhyping](https://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/david-sinclair-reverse-aging-failed-business-8bc4a43d?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqeI8XZWIL7JL2MnLRF9FeqoZ0QzCxbbR5uAGG5UX8_sjliITB9aRj0HriEW73o%3D&gaa_ts=6977ba15&gaa_sig=Pa3-HMpRszaYaRvekDl7p3Je9lBrfErDDzooEfkoVi0LSypFzXRTmLl-BlUtsLpgdoct2sNtd0NAOA0D4yHJdQ%3D%3D) his longevity treatments‘
Can we wait like … 10 years before we do this please… for obvious reasons.
Great boomers are really not going to let anyone buy a house now
Yikes. I wouldn’t want to be the first human patient for this.
“This trial is still in its beginning stages, and cellular reprogramming led to cancerous cells forming in some early research in mice.”
Immortal cells that bypass normal aging are also known in science. They’re often cancer cells.
Our Altered Carbon future awaits with trillionaires that’ll never die.
If it works, could you turn someone back into a baby with a high enough dose
God I hope this doesn’t work
In the future, when you’re in debt, they will just make you young again in order to pay off your debt. You’ll have to feed yourself still though, and so you’ll be in debt forever.
Get ready for the pilot episode of live action Detective Conan
Return to larva
David Sinclair is a hack, and is going to make money on the backs of dead people.
I can’t pay my water bill.
That’s fine. We’ll reverse age you so you can work longer.
I’ve seen this movie, Benjamin Button
PLEASE GOD FUCKING ZOMBIES PLEEEAASSE
Tl;Dr it’s not going to make anyone any younger, they’re trying to make specific cells younger so they can cure stuff like glaucoma
It only cures the degradation of cells but doesnt reverse it right? This seems awesome but I feel like cancer becomes a much larger problem the older you get even if youre not showing the age.
Im assuming this fixes the end stage of telomerase where it doesnt replicate that last bit of chromosomes effectively giving every cell an expiration date but thats generally a good thing because if its a shit cell thats being a prick and deviating from its norm then those cells are gonna also get an infinite lifespan. So we would need to solve cancer first and then this would be fucking amazing for life extension
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME! I want to live forever!
Could this company wait just a few years? Like, two or three? I’m waiting for one single headline in the papers…
I hope this becomes a viable treatment to at least keep my parents healthy. Age will catch up to them soon and I want them to enjoy their retirement
If it ends up becoming possible in my lifetime, it’ll probably be towards the end and I have always hated the inevitability of being the eldest living generation in my family.
So I assume they’re trying for negligible senescence which only really works by keeping an animal at peak physical age once maturity is reached so if they try this on anyone older it would just stop heir aging but not reverse anything or restore any peak condition.
Just very strange since nothing really “de-ages” things simply stop aging so saying he can “de-age” someone sounds like a LOT of snake oil being sold to older people but maybe I’m wrong
And that kids is how the T-Virus came about
our corporate overlords will love this
WHY?
Don’t we know this is how you get zombies?
Why did we even make all the warning horror movies?
lol that is the last drug I want. I don’t want to be on this planet a moment longer than I am supposed to be.
Its funny how deep pessimism has settled into western civilization. I agree with the sentiment, but its comedic how everyone’s thoughts turn to the very worst of paths.
Can we please wait until current politicians over 70 have uh moved on first?
Since the test is of a possible treatment for age-related retina diseases, I wish them luck.
No way this will not turn into a multi-billion scam at one point in the future.
What’s the point of living longer if we can’t even take care of the people with the current declining lifespans?
Oh great just what we need long living billionaires….