Mehrere Etagen des Pentagons gesperrt und wegen „Vorfall mit gefährlichen Materialien“ evakuiert
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/11/politics/pentagon-lockdown-evacuation
Mehrere Etagen des Pentagons gesperrt und wegen „Vorfall mit gefährlichen Materialien“ evakuiert
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/11/politics/pentagon-lockdown-evacuation
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Kegsbreath hangover shart in the conference room
Either Trump or Hegseth pooped in the hallways again.
Someone microwaved fish, I just know it
It’s just never a dull moment with this administration.
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So Trump visited and shat himself again, nothing to see here.
Someone lost their cocaine
I hope they didn’t insert Xen crystal sample „GG-3883“ into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer. That would be bad.
The White House is reporting that the substance has not yet been identified but they know it was Biden’s fault.
Something went through the Stargate.
Existence of flubber confirmed.
„have detected an air quality issue necessitating precautionary measures until we determine its significance.“
So trumps at the pentagon today with a full diaper?
Steven Spielberg is really going crazy with the disclosure day marketing
Someone took a dump
What scam is this covering for
Someone found an old epstien file down the back of a filing cabinet
I’m sure it was a polymarket bet
Thought it was a nothing burger at first from the headline, but the fact that whatever it is tripped their air quality sensors makes this seem pretty odd now.
Yea, probably asbestos. More than likely doing some sort of maintenance or repair and disturbed it.
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Hesgeth unleashing the Sex Panther.
Did they finally find a passing audit?
Closing down a portion to install explosives for their next false flag.
Someone call Gordon Freeman
damn, someone shouldn’t have had tacos for lunch
Hegseth spilled a keg of overproof bourbon
A dirty adult diaper covered in an unknown orange substance was found in a bathroom.
Time for the weekly left-wing domestic terrorist attack I see.
did Trump do a walk through?
That’s a great way to go in and steal some info without anyone knowing…..👀
trump shit his pants again
Trump had an accident
Nothingburger
Did Hegseth decide he wanted to know what plutonium tasted like and cracked open a warhead so he could lick it?
I mean, I can’t be the only one who thinks that he had something to do with this, right?
My money is on Hesgeth vodka farts.
Did they find the Epstein files?
Was trying to look in the comments for someone who was knowledgeable, but I forgot it’s Reddit and everyone is trying to be a little comedian saying the same jokes
Whiskey Peter done spilt his late mornin’ drank. Don’t worry folks, he’ll get it cleaned up. Anyone have a straw they could loan him?
Someone made a chicken wrap with ghost pepper to catch whoever was stealing their lunch?
Hegseth has a rancid case of the whiskey shits. RIP.