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    Johnson sagt, der Wahlbetrug in Kalifornien sei so schlimm, dass er nicht bewiesen werden könne

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    4. B-Z_B-S on

      Mike Johnson: „What evidence do I have, you may ask? Well…uh…trust me, bro.“

    5. BlitzCrazy on

      Mike “has no” Johnson should focus oh removing the orange Cheeto dust from his nose and lips before he tries to opine on election fraud.

    6. sdbrews on

      Yep. There’s the spin. GOP can’t find any fraud so instead just say it’s so bad that it’s impossible to prove. They “will” find fraud one way or another.

    11. DocOndansetron on

      No one can also disprove the fact that Mike Johnson likes to drink expired milk in the scorching sun while wearing a short skirt that is too short. Seriously, prove to me that he does not do this.

      Aren’t logical fallacies fun?

    12. Rough_Common6857 on

      That is the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever said in the history of this world.

    13. leftoverbrine on

      Weird how anything else you ask him about that is actually relevant to his job his answer is he doesn’t know anything, but suddenly he knows all about California state election proceedings?

    14. krisenfest on

      Trump and his cult really are stupid enough to claim: „America is The Hottest Country in The World.“

      Then turn around and tell us what a shit-hole it is.

    16. WaffleBlues on

      I think California should aggressively sue.  These fucks won’t stop lying until they get Giuliani’d.  The only thing that shut that fucking pathological sleeze bag up was losing everything.

    18. Extreme-Island-5041 on

      >“I’m not saying it’s rigged, I’m saying it stinks to high heaven, and everybody knows that,” Johnson said to a gaggle of reporters Monday evening. “Let’s remove the appearance of impropriety—what a concept. Let’s have votes on an election the day of the election.”

      So make it a federal holiday and expand the number of polling locations. Oh, wait… you’re being disingenuous againt, arent you?

    20. AncienTleeOnez on

      So, he’s saying that Democrats have invented an undetectable, untraceable method for rigging elections, and rather than using it to win the Presidency they used it to win a mayoral race in a famously blue city in a famously blue state that pitted a seasoned politician against a widely disliked reality TV personality with no discernable leadership skills or redeeming qualities. Those Dems are diabolical!

    21. SwimmingThroughHoney on

      > “I’m not saying it’s rigged, I’m saying it stinks to high heaven, and everybody knows that…Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it’s impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively something is wrong here.”

      And this is why so many right-wingers live in a different reality. He keeps saying „everybody“, so the people too dumb to realize otherwise think that it really is a universal truth held by everybody and that it’s just the Democratic politicians who are lying and cheating. He’s not being stupid. He’s saying this stuff for a very specific reason. It maintains support for their voting reforms, under the guise of fixing these supposed „problems“.

    25. Prestigious-Web4824 on

      This reminds me of Uri Gellar’s heyday, when his inability to replicate his alleged psychokinesis stunts while under scrutiny by The Amazing Randi was somehow offered as proof of actual psychic ability, because if it were merely a trick, he’d be able to do it every time.

    27. eat_my_ass_n_balls on

      Mike Johnson molests and rapes so many children, and is such a staunch card-carrying member of NAMBLA, that it can’t even be proven.

      He was best buddies with Dennis Hastert who taught Mike everything he knew, the teaching was so thorough it can’t even be proven.

    28. LolaSupreme19 on

      There are four main reasons why voting in California takes longer:
      1. California has the nation’s largest electorate.
      2. Most voters vote by mail.
      3. Ballots mailed by Election Day can arrive later.
      4. Every ballot must be verified and eligible voters are allowed to cure certain ballot defects.

      These procedures are intended to maximize both ballot security and voter participation, even though they can delay final results in close races. 

    31. Wizywig on

      Bro. Bro. Bro. The bank owes me so much due to fraud that it can’t be proved. Where’s my trillion?

    34. melancholy_dood on

      The president has been caught sleeping so much in the Oval Office, it can’t be proven.

    35. kyle2143 on

      I know we have the First Amendment and everything, but I feel like it should be illegal for a public official to make these sorts of damaging and insane claims. 

    40. OuijaFox on

      And their base will slurp this bullshit up and ask for more.

      Republicans are fucking dumber than fucking rocks

    41. 42ElectricSundaes on

      If Democrats could rig an election Trump would be in jail right now

    42. rvingthrulife on

      The republicans are trembling in fear at what is coming in November, they are desperately spreading lies and misinformation everywhere in an effort to sway voters.

    45. galahg777 on

      Mike J.’s extral-marital sexual escapades are so bad that they can’t be proven.

    46. ErinFiqsette on

      He knows how hard his own party is cheating, yet they still lose…therefore, the *other* party must be cheating even harder…

    47. Substantial_Car4040 on

      Like Elon’s election fraud?

      We need to go back to paper ballots that are verifiable. Mail-in and drop off are absolutely fine. I don’t care if it takes two weeks, I want a paper trail nobody can easily hack with a push of a button.

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