Iran diskutiert über Kopfgeld für Trump und Netanyahu
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/18/iran-parliament-bounty-trump-netanyahu-war-assassination/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_reddit_bounty-trump-netanyahu-war-assassination/&accesscontrol=facebookchannel_open
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9 bucks. Cash.
About tree fitty
I invite Bank Of America to place a bounty to catch me alive. We’ll split it 50-50
Iran’s Parliament has reportedly put a HUGE bounty on me and Netanyahu. Fifty MILLION Euros! Frankly, I’m a little disappointed. After inflation, legal bills, and Truth Social maintenance costs, I thought I’d be worth at least 100 MILLION.
People are saying it’s the biggest bounty ever for a former President, many smart people are saying it. Very flattering, honestly. Obama got Netflix deals, I get international assassination incentives. Sad!
The Fake News will spin this negatively, but nobody puts a bounty on a guy unless he’s doing something right. Total honor. Might frame the article.
MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸
why not…after the maduro stunt every leader is fair game
The last thing I want is any of them to become martyrs.
I want them to have long, painful lives where they have to watch their legacy become synonymous with corruption and evil as they’re doing their dialysis.
Is this on predictive markets yet?
1 million Iranian Rials! Which is all they can afford to give right now, and also, is a bit less than 1 USD.
Edit: sorry, not *a bit* less, it’s 76 cents.
There is no need for bounty. The diapers and wet wipes will be fine.
Send them to The Hague!
Sometimes you want to do it for the love of the game.
When you kill somebody’s head of state, you can’t really be surprised if they want to kill yours.
seems redundant
I just read the news that said cuba is getting 300 of them drones. Cuba sits conveniently close to trump’s properties.
The pic above, he really doesnt know he looks too orange, does he?
Post it on Polymarket or Kalshi
Trump will have to make the Ballroom larger, for an indoor bullet-proof golf course.
should start a global GoFundMe Haha
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Add a few pounds of cocaine and Kash Patel may actually turn him in.
The negotiations are going well it seems
i think Trump would be offended if the number isnt absurdly high
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Finally a Kickstarter everyone can get behind. 😂
They should make it like $1 just to piss off Trump.
Now might be a good time to remind people that money gained through illegal means still must be reported as income to the IRS.
I’d rather our other two branches of government do their jobs instead of being beholden to the super wealthy like the child rapist here.
I think a TWIX would be more fitting….
Is there like a gofundme or something?
Craziest Dog the Bounty Hunter episode ever.
Have issued a fatwa yet?
Is there somewhere we can donate?