Gibt es in der Schweiz Teleportation? Ich habe nur aus Spaß nach einer Strecke Paris-Venedig gesucht und diese Abkürzung gefunden, die in nur 15 Minuten durch das ganze Land von Oberdorf BL (Schweiz) nach Peschiera del Garda (Italien) führt (300 km voneinander entfernt).
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Von Katsuyo24
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r/SwitzerlandIsFake
Alright guys, who shared the plan of our giant Zipline network?
That is just the Aarau time displacement portal. It is a spin off of CERN, built with the intention of bringing more physics research to Canton Aargau. It connects to northern Italy so it is eligible for Horizon Europe funding.
You just sit on the train and don’t ask questions.
They found our secret tunnel to conquer northern Italy (again)
It’s the new high-speed state of the art Aargau Basis Tunnel, all the drivers on that route are from Aargau. Hence why it’s only 15min. Shorter if you get lucky.
This is the rocket route. It’s also very expensive. There are no windows and the landing sucks.
This is when there is no traffic at the Gotthard tunnel.
She’s found the cern spur …
Send the police
So, you know about the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, right? Well they thought why not make it even bigger? Then naturally the next question was, why not add seats to it?