Fact: European birthrates are so comical that the housing crisis will be solved in 20 years by itself.
Acrobatic-B33 on
Damn we are lucky
Relevant_Eye1333 on
man thank god i won the birth lottery.
No_Conversation_4608 on
That’s not accurate for North America and South America. Either split them correctly, or have them as one combined continent. South America on this map includes significant portions of what is actually North America.
Gold_Telephone_7192 on
Can’t wait to show this to my kid and let him know he won the lottery
SKRyanrr on
How’s Russia and Europe together a continent?
Faerandriel on
While I do think it’s a little weird to include Central America and the Caribbean in North America, it’s also weird to include them in South America. Probably weirder.
holdmybeerdude13146 on
Ok that every country define the continents differently but I’ve never seen this one. Is it official anywhere?
Aquatic-Enigma on
Is that how statistics work?
Responsible-Trifle93 on
I lost đ
Fetz- on
Based on this we can assume that Europe + Russia will be less than 5% of the Human population by the year 2100.
PancakeBurglar99 on
Poor Antarctica didn’t even get a measly 0.01%.
NiceSmurph on
It is important to see what we’re the changes 1900, 1950 and ro compare the development .
Key_Improvement_9229 on
I look at this and I think (oversimplified I know) âdamn, 50-50 chances of being born in slum in CalcuttaâÂ
PsychologicalOne5416 on
Cant wait to see what the circlejerk sub makes of that one !
callunaflowers7 on
Why is Central American included with South America?
Professional_Elk_489 on
Interesting colour choice putting Asia as yellow and North America as red – seems like putting Africa as black and Europe as white would be too obvious
prplt on
that’s not quite how continents work lol
corwe on
This is not split by continent
Professional_War2139 on
I don’t like your map. The continents are divided in all the wrong places
briguy1313 on
These percentages add up to 100% and yet I wasnât born on any of these continents in 2026
Wow, I have three siblings and we were all supposedly born in Europe. If this map and my maths are both correct, that has only a ~0.00053% chance of being the case! Crazy! Or maybe I need to have a talk with our parentsâŚ
Mihtaren on
Somehow I don’t feel lucky being an european. I could be a lot worse off materially speaking but I think there are even more determining factors than your place of birth.
Physical_Treacle3717 on
Fuck! So my son has 50% chances of being born in Asia? Shit, I donât think my wife is ready for this information
HasebeChiaki on
India (dodged)
China (dodged)
Brazil (Dodg—-crash
Strong-cognac on
man i wish i wasn’t born at all anywhere
sayakateacup on
Despite the difficulties imposed by colonialism, I am happy to have been born in the 7.08%.
Gotabox on
Maybe there aren’t probabilities when being born? What if you’re already destined to be born to a specific person? What are the chances you aren’t born at all? We don’t even know what determines who you’re born to. What are the chances you’re an animal?
fijiwijii on
this shit again… This maps sucks and that’s not how it works
tarteaucitrons on
Bad title for normalized birth rates, nothing to do with chance. The only reasonable chance is if your mother was on a plane during labor.
ScootSchloingo on
Iâm gonna get crucified for this but one of the reasons the idea of reincarnation terrifies me is the probability of being born *there*.
Any-Morning4303 on
OP do you know what continents are?
Spiritual-Reindeer-5 on
This only makes sense if you believe we are souls floating in nothingness before birth. As far as I know „you“ are a combination of genes that can only be be conceived by your specific parents
MontEcola on
This is why Maga has got a knot in the knickers.
MissingGhost on
Is Kamtchatka really considered part of Europe?
flyin_hi on
Aah so that’s why I’m not Australian, good to know
Sad_Calligrapher6418 on
I dont think thats how it works
Live_Cauliflower7790 on
Lucked out
BlackEyed_Knight on
There is a zero-percent chance of having been born as anyone besides yourself. A better name for this map is âdistribution of births by the most bizarre borders for continent in 2026â.
MVIDarkthrop on
Imagine getting that 4.8% chance and you’re born in Russia or Ukraine. Or worse, that 3% chance and you’re born in frickin West Virginia.
Calm-Maintenance-878 on
Wild to think that half of everyone born goes to yellow
Feeling-Magician3019 on
Thank God I’m not indian or chinese
wrxninja on
Good, I didn’t want to be born as a Koala anyway…
AkihabaraWasteland on
Why is half of New Guinea in Asia, and half in Australia? That’s a geological quirk in the tectonic plates.
MonkeyCartridge on
What’s what’s crazy to me. My personal belief is that you eventually live as everyone. So that’s an insane amount of time spent in Asia.
HarryNohara on
Central America is not part of continental South America. All of Russia isnât part of Europe either. Entire Papua is part of Oceania.
Who makes these trash maps?
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Fact: European birthrates are so comical that the housing crisis will be solved in 20 years by itself.
Damn we are lucky
man thank god i won the birth lottery.
That’s not accurate for North America and South America. Either split them correctly, or have them as one combined continent. South America on this map includes significant portions of what is actually North America.
Can’t wait to show this to my kid and let him know he won the lottery
How’s Russia and Europe together a continent?
While I do think it’s a little weird to include Central America and the Caribbean in North America, it’s also weird to include them in South America. Probably weirder.
Ok that every country define the continents differently but I’ve never seen this one. Is it official anywhere?
Is that how statistics work?
I lost đ
Based on this we can assume that Europe + Russia will be less than 5% of the Human population by the year 2100.
Poor Antarctica didn’t even get a measly 0.01%.
It is important to see what we’re the changes 1900, 1950 and ro compare the development .
I look at this and I think (oversimplified I know) âdamn, 50-50 chances of being born in slum in CalcuttaâÂ
Cant wait to see what the circlejerk sub makes of that one !
Why is Central American included with South America?
Interesting colour choice putting Asia as yellow and North America as red – seems like putting Africa as black and Europe as white would be too obvious
that’s not quite how continents work lol
This is not split by continent
I don’t like your map. The continents are divided in all the wrong places
These percentages add up to 100% and yet I wasnât born on any of these continents in 2026
reminds me of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_argument](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_argument)
Wow, I have three siblings and we were all supposedly born in Europe. If this map and my maths are both correct, that has only a ~0.00053% chance of being the case! Crazy! Or maybe I need to have a talk with our parentsâŚ
Somehow I don’t feel lucky being an european. I could be a lot worse off materially speaking but I think there are even more determining factors than your place of birth.
Fuck! So my son has 50% chances of being born in Asia? Shit, I donât think my wife is ready for this information
India (dodged)
China (dodged)
Brazil (Dodg—-crash
man i wish i wasn’t born at all anywhere
Despite the difficulties imposed by colonialism, I am happy to have been born in the 7.08%.
Maybe there aren’t probabilities when being born? What if you’re already destined to be born to a specific person? What are the chances you aren’t born at all? We don’t even know what determines who you’re born to. What are the chances you’re an animal?
this shit again… This maps sucks and that’s not how it works
Bad title for normalized birth rates, nothing to do with chance. The only reasonable chance is if your mother was on a plane during labor.
Iâm gonna get crucified for this but one of the reasons the idea of reincarnation terrifies me is the probability of being born *there*.
OP do you know what continents are?
This only makes sense if you believe we are souls floating in nothingness before birth. As far as I know „you“ are a combination of genes that can only be be conceived by your specific parents
This is why Maga has got a knot in the knickers.
Is Kamtchatka really considered part of Europe?
Aah so that’s why I’m not Australian, good to know
I dont think thats how it works
Lucked out
There is a zero-percent chance of having been born as anyone besides yourself. A better name for this map is âdistribution of births by the most bizarre borders for continent in 2026â.
Imagine getting that 4.8% chance and you’re born in Russia or Ukraine. Or worse, that 3% chance and you’re born in frickin West Virginia.
Wild to think that half of everyone born goes to yellow
Thank God I’m not indian or chinese
Good, I didn’t want to be born as a Koala anyway…
Why is half of New Guinea in Asia, and half in Australia? That’s a geological quirk in the tectonic plates.
What’s what’s crazy to me. My personal belief is that you eventually live as everyone. So that’s an insane amount of time spent in Asia.
Central America is not part of continental South America. All of Russia isnât part of Europe either. Entire Papua is part of Oceania.
Who makes these trash maps?