Kash Patel hat es verloren, als die personalisierte Bourbon-Flasche verschwunden ist | „Es wurde eine Scheißshow“, sagte ein ehemaliger Agent über die Szene.
https://newrepublic.com/post/210076/kash-patel-freaked-personalized-bourbon-bottle-missing
Kash Patel hat es verloren, als die personalisierte Bourbon-Flasche verschwunden ist | „Es wurde eine Scheißshow“, sagte ein ehemaliger Agent über die Szene.
https://newrepublic.com/post/210076/kash-patel-freaked-personalized-bourbon-bottle-missing
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My alcoholic father would do the same thing if he lost booze. The shakes get bad, don’t they Kashy?
> Patel typically travels with a supply of personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.” […] Patel and his team reportedly traveled with at least one case of bourbon to the FBI’s training facility in Quantico, Virginia, in March for a “training seminar” taught by Ultimate Fighting Championship athletes. At least one of the bottles of bourbon went missing, causing Patel to “lose his mind,”
There’s *so much* going on here.
A toast to whoever thought it’d be funny to steal booze from the head of the FBI.
Honestly I love Kash. Imagine if Trump had someone competent implementing his agenda in the FBI instead of this clown? God bless you, you bug eyed alkie.
FBI Director Kash Patel, seen here after his special bourbon bottle disappeared…
Live Kash Patel reaction:
(❍_⚆)
What a little psycho.
This what happens when you put a manchild whose only real skill is sycophancy, in a position that required actual maturity and knowledge.
I don’t think this will help his drinking case against the reporter who called him a drunk… lol
Signs of an alcoholic ….
That dumbfuck probably gave it away and had absolutely no recollection of doing so.
Personalized bourbon bottles sounds like an Entertainment 720 thing to do
… is he charging the american tax payer for PERSONALIZED DISPOSABLE BOTTLES OF ALCHOHOL?!
CASE of bourbon?! CASE?!
Every story about this guy reveals he is even more pathetic than the last one made him out to be. What a wretch of a man. Pepperidge Farm remembers when FBI directors were serious, competent people.
Ka$hit.
„Who stole my strawberries??“
Oh his lawsuit is going to be so entertaining with all this evidence
[For those who want to see the bottle.](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/img/2026/05/05/2026_05_kp_bottle_vertical/original.jpg)
me when i can’t find my vape
The stolen bottle was sent to The Atlantic. They have an article about it today, including photo.
Common situation with most chronic alcoholics. 9/10 times it’s usually due to them forgotten they chugged it.
Why do we have so many smart, amazing and talented Indians, but we end up with this dude and that guy who is a former FCC chair?
Fuckn DEI hires.
He probably drank it and forgot he did
The head of the FBI hot on the case of the missing liquor bottle. My tax dollars hard at work.
Hegseth probably took it.
To all the fbi agents in here. I’m really happy for you. Enjoy.
>surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.”
Jesus christ I almost cringed to death.
How are you the biggest alcoholic in a government that employs Pete Hegseth??