Absolutely hate the guy but that one scene where he is walking out of a bar and sees some guys breaking into a car and says “what’s taking you so long? You guys are too slow!” And the leader says “You think you can open it faster?” go ahead!” And he hits the remote button in his pocket… is pretty funny.
MiyamotoKnows on
What a shitbag freak Seagal turned out to be.
salt_sultan on
Why were they arming Steven Segal?! Is he a sovereign nation?
insanewriters on
This sounds like a Polymarket bet.
„$10,000 that Ukraine stops Steven Seagal’s illegal weapons network.“
Ineverseenthat on
S. Seagal is an embarrassment
pawjawns on
I thought he was the weapon
UniversityNew9254 on
Random thought- does he still get paid Royalties on his movies? If so America is funding his arms acquisitions.
IllSalad3669 on
Bullshido only takes you so far
Neigebleu on
A hero that lives long enough becomes the villain
Stunning_Bed23 on
…wait, wut?
lordatomosk on
Seagal won’t stand for this! He’ll stay seated
FlyinBrian2001 on
Segal is quickly climbing the „Biggest piece of shit in the universe“ leader board despite stiff competition
Slight_8 on
I wish Seagal a very speedy passing.
MrChorizaso on
His hairline needs to be investigated
ExcitingRound4990 on
Seagal is the ultimate weapon. Why would he need weapons?
Sir_Poopenstein on
I know Segal won’t stand for this!
play_images on
This guy really just be doing shit
SlaterVBenedict on
Just another reminder that Steven Seagal, in addition to be a talentless psycho narcissist loser, is also a major piece of shit with a history of abuse and supporting fucking fascists like Putin. I hope he has a heart attack.
exsot on
I worked on one of his ‘films’, I can verify he is not an actor. No one enjoyed working with him. The hair and makeup team, all women, asked that I hang around their trailer while Seagal was in the chair as he was ‘creepy’ with them.
After principal photography I was rehired to assist with reshooting all of his action scenes using a double we shot from behind or at distance. The reason being is that in the original scenes Seagal was so slow and lazy they looked laughable.
The movie still sucked. Sorry.
solitarium on
Paging Space Ice
Ok_Database_8426 on
On the set of Out for Justice, after Seagal boasted he was immune to chokes, Gene LeBell put that claim to the test resulting in Seagal passing out and shitting his pants.
HelpfulTap8256 on
Can you imagine what a shithole Russia is? Steven Seagal is their Timothy Chalomet 😭
DiscountCthulhu01 on
Where will Steven get his chairs now?
FollowingRare6247 on
Be careful, bullshido can still be performed without arms
Low_Intention_1327 on
What a Hell of a title. Can Steven Seagull even get his fingers between a trigger?
Rasples1998 on
Under siege 3 not happening then.
aluke000 on
What the heck is up with his hairline. His hair/helmet makes him look like the evil villian from Flash Gordon.
drawmer on
I swear, we’re living in movie. What a mindfuck.
tanaephis77400 on
What a preposterous piece of shit this man is.
zombiejesus1991 on
Fatly going around corners
ReggaeForPresident on
Every Steven Seagal article requires a link to his reggae song:
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I wonder if Seagal knew he was under siege
Why did Steven Seagal have an arms network?
How many firearms was Steven Seagal buying that he needed an arms network ?!?
If they really wanted to hurt Segal, they’d cut off his chair, elevator, and stunt double network
I can’t believe I want to see big explosions in the background as Steven slowly waddles away looking into the camera.
Seagal should stick to making trash films, and robbing the disabled, what is known for instead of terrorism work.
Wtf is this timeline?
mother fucker got a hat like ming the merciless : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFBi3z1i3k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFBi3z1i3k)
Highly recommend the Behind the Bastards two-parter on this tool. It’s really hilarious and disturbing at the same time.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdO5Ns05OY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdO5Ns05OY)
Looks like he ate all of the arms network.
Absolutely hate the guy but that one scene where he is walking out of a bar and sees some guys breaking into a car and says “what’s taking you so long? You guys are too slow!” And the leader says “You think you can open it faster?” go ahead!” And he hits the remote button in his pocket… is pretty funny.
What a shitbag freak Seagal turned out to be.
Why were they arming Steven Segal?! Is he a sovereign nation?
This sounds like a Polymarket bet.
„$10,000 that Ukraine stops Steven Seagal’s illegal weapons network.“
S. Seagal is an embarrassment
I thought he was the weapon
Random thought- does he still get paid Royalties on his movies? If so America is funding his arms acquisitions.
Bullshido only takes you so far
A hero that lives long enough becomes the villain
…wait, wut?
Seagal won’t stand for this! He’ll stay seated
Segal is quickly climbing the „Biggest piece of shit in the universe“ leader board despite stiff competition
I wish Seagal a very speedy passing.
His hairline needs to be investigated
Seagal is the ultimate weapon. Why would he need weapons?
I know Segal won’t stand for this!
This guy really just be doing shit
Just another reminder that Steven Seagal, in addition to be a talentless psycho narcissist loser, is also a major piece of shit with a history of abuse and supporting fucking fascists like Putin. I hope he has a heart attack.
I worked on one of his ‘films’, I can verify he is not an actor. No one enjoyed working with him. The hair and makeup team, all women, asked that I hang around their trailer while Seagal was in the chair as he was ‘creepy’ with them.
After principal photography I was rehired to assist with reshooting all of his action scenes using a double we shot from behind or at distance. The reason being is that in the original scenes Seagal was so slow and lazy they looked laughable.
The movie still sucked. Sorry.
Paging Space Ice
On the set of Out for Justice, after Seagal boasted he was immune to chokes, Gene LeBell put that claim to the test resulting in Seagal passing out and shitting his pants.
Can you imagine what a shithole Russia is? Steven Seagal is their Timothy Chalomet 😭
Where will Steven get his chairs now?
Be careful, bullshido can still be performed without arms
What a Hell of a title. Can Steven Seagull even get his fingers between a trigger?
Under siege 3 not happening then.
What the heck is up with his hairline. His hair/helmet makes him look like the evil villian from Flash Gordon.
I swear, we’re living in movie. What a mindfuck.
What a preposterous piece of shit this man is.
Fatly going around corners
Every Steven Seagal article requires a link to his reggae song:
[ Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw – Me Want The Punani](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I)
Not a headline I was expecting to see today.
He’s been buying Russian weapons for like 85 years.
By ‘weapons’ do they mean lard sandwiches?
Well this is a headline I wasn’t ever expecting to read lol
Frigg Seagal, that dude is legendarily a piece of trash human.
Steven Segal looks like a Lego version of himself
Should’ve kept it flowing given his weapon handling in „Sniper Special Ops“
So is Steven seagal going to be arrested for a crime ? It seems like he had smuggled weapons.
Seems like a valid target for Ukraine
I quickly looked at the thumbnail and thought this was Penn and Teller