[Darth Vader Breath] It is— too late for me— my son.
OldConfusions on
This kinda stuff gets „invented“ every other day and it literally never works
nadmaximus on
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
EagleForty on
Here’s you reminder that High Fructose Corn Syrup, Tobacco, Heroine and Cocaine are all „plant-based“.
eseffbee on
This news is from last year and the trial involved 60 participants over 8 weeks. Not worth the amount of attention you’ve already given it.
nuttageyo on
1 million dollars please
eugene20 on
That photo alone kind of looks like it’s just the same head minutes apart but with some hair gel added thickening and glossing up the hair that was already there.
JoeB- on
Accepting your baldness is psychologically healthier and cheaper.
CorpPhoenix on
According to Reddit a cure to hairloss, cancer, aging and pretty much any illness in history has „just now“ been invented.
Raiziell on
I have heard this stuff since I went bald.
20 years later, still bald!
cablemigrant on
And on that news $SBC is down 20%
wncexplorer on
Isn’t pennywort associated with liver disease?!
abe5765 on
My brother made a great point regarding hair regrowth products
If any of them worked billionaires like Jeff bezos wouldn’t be bald right now so until all the super rich have full heads of hair it probably doesn’t work
VincentNacon on
„*Don’t do that… don’t give me hope.*“ -me, a bald man.
RidetheSchlange on
You mean Minoxidil?
novus_nl on
I get daily emails about this, it’s crazy!
So does this mean I should answer those emails?
dextroz on
… Lieu of making your D grow shorter…They never complete these statements. You will never hear about this product on the market again.
ElderSmackJack on
Given the frequency with which I am suddenly having to clean the hair catcher in my shower, plus the obvious fact that I need one in the first place, has me watching this quite closely…
littlepurplepanda on
Awesome. Now make one for teeth, please
JeddyH on
I’ve seen this Seinfeld episode.
Rhubarb_666 on
Canada invented this decades ago. I seen it in a documentary titled „The Peanut Butter Solution“
Specialist_String_64 on
Cha-cha-cha-CHIA!
-Dubwise- on
It will cost pennies to make but will cost thousands for a single dose.
frankster on
headline sounds like an advert not a news article
Brennan_Schwartz on
Possible side effects may include scalp irritation, burning or itching, inflammation, rapid or uneven hair growth, unwanted hair in unintended areas, dizziness, headaches, changes in blood pressure, swelling of the face or extremities, fluid retention, numbness or tingling, chest discomfort, irregular heartbeat, difficulty breathing, visual disturbances, mood changes, persistent fatigue, and in rare cases significant swelling of the testicles or other areas requiring immediate medical attention.
FourMakesTwoUNLESS on
Gelutol?
mister_drgn on
I feel compelled to post my usual „science journalism is garbage“ response. Science is not about proving anything. It is about gathering evidence that supports or helps to refute a hypothesis. In this case, the support is pretty flimsy:
„The study involved healthy adults rather than people with clear pattern hair loss. It lasted only eight weeks, which is short relative to a full hair growth cycle and not long enough to judge durability. Company employees and consultants worked on the project and reported the outcomes, which raises routine questions about bias.“
Spladinator88 on
I had to double check this wasn’t a Reddit ad lol. Nice try algorithm; I’m not losing hair, it’s just going gray!
DJ_Sk8Nite on
The daily regrow hair Reddit post
Frimar21 on
They don’t need to invent it anymore…. They need to SELL it!
Mordkillius on
Can’t wait to try it and then watch as all my kids grow mustaches from 2nd hand contact with me
SpaceXmars on
Another product you will never see in your life
horceface on
If it’s not made from beef tallow, I don’t want it!
YuNaNiMus on
The Cut to the Chase Summary
• A small clinical trial tested a plant based hair serum and found about a 25 percent increase in hair thickness over 8 weeks compared to placebo
• The study included 60 adults in a randomized, double blind setup, with participants applying the serum nightly
• The formula combines common ingredients like caffeine and panthenol with more advanced components like plant derived vesicles from Centella asiatica and growth factors such as IGF 1 and FGF 7
• Results improved as more ingredients were combined, suggesting the full formula worked better than simpler versions
• Measurements included hair density, thickness, length, and shedding, tracked at multiple points over the 56 day period
• The study was short and involved healthy adults, not specifically people with diagnosed pattern hair loss
• Because researchers were affiliated with the company, and there was no comparison to proven treatments, more independent testing is needed
• Current proven treatments like minoxidil and finasteride are still the standard, especially for long term results
• Overall, the results are promising but early, and larger longer studies are needed before this can be considered a reliable treatment
digitaljestin on
Just a reminder that terms like „plant-based“ and „all-natural“ do not mean „safe“. The plant kingdom and the natural world have no problem whatsoever with killing humans if it suits their need, and have a long history of doing so quite effectively.
goldorakgo on
It’s not called Gelutol. I’ve been saying it wrong.
MrTwoPumpChump on
They just crippled the Turkish economy
Ok_Possible_2260 on
Pet plants are comprised of elements. Chemicals are comprised of elements. What’s the fucking difference?
Icy_Spinach_4828 on
I’ll not trust any news till I have lush hair on my scalp.
Glass-Amount-9170 on
Causes cancer in California
AlchemistStocks on
The only plant-bases serum that works is onion-liquid water.
JonJackjon on
But they don’t tell you as it grows out it has seeds at the ends (like grass) /s
Dr_SlapsMD on
Doubt….. But I’m listening
skibbady-baps on
This is like the movie, Idiocracy, where they figure out male baldness and erectile dysfunction before cancer.
archboy1971 on
Chia Pets enters the chat….
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[Darth Vader Breath] It is— too late for me— my son.
This kinda stuff gets „invented“ every other day and it literally never works
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Here’s you reminder that High Fructose Corn Syrup, Tobacco, Heroine and Cocaine are all „plant-based“.
This news is from last year and the trial involved 60 participants over 8 weeks. Not worth the amount of attention you’ve already given it.
1 million dollars please
That photo alone kind of looks like it’s just the same head minutes apart but with some hair gel added thickening and glossing up the hair that was already there.
Accepting your baldness is psychologically healthier and cheaper.
According to Reddit a cure to hairloss, cancer, aging and pretty much any illness in history has „just now“ been invented.
I have heard this stuff since I went bald.
20 years later, still bald!
And on that news $SBC is down 20%
Isn’t pennywort associated with liver disease?!
My brother made a great point regarding hair regrowth products
If any of them worked billionaires like Jeff bezos wouldn’t be bald right now so until all the super rich have full heads of hair it probably doesn’t work
„*Don’t do that… don’t give me hope.*“ -me, a bald man.
You mean Minoxidil?
I get daily emails about this, it’s crazy!
So does this mean I should answer those emails?
… Lieu of making your D grow shorter…They never complete these statements. You will never hear about this product on the market again.
Given the frequency with which I am suddenly having to clean the hair catcher in my shower, plus the obvious fact that I need one in the first place, has me watching this quite closely…
Awesome. Now make one for teeth, please
I’ve seen this Seinfeld episode.
Canada invented this decades ago. I seen it in a documentary titled „The Peanut Butter Solution“
Cha-cha-cha-CHIA!
It will cost pennies to make but will cost thousands for a single dose.
headline sounds like an advert not a news article
Possible side effects may include scalp irritation, burning or itching, inflammation, rapid or uneven hair growth, unwanted hair in unintended areas, dizziness, headaches, changes in blood pressure, swelling of the face or extremities, fluid retention, numbness or tingling, chest discomfort, irregular heartbeat, difficulty breathing, visual disturbances, mood changes, persistent fatigue, and in rare cases significant swelling of the testicles or other areas requiring immediate medical attention.
Gelutol?
I feel compelled to post my usual „science journalism is garbage“ response. Science is not about proving anything. It is about gathering evidence that supports or helps to refute a hypothesis. In this case, the support is pretty flimsy:
„The study involved healthy adults rather than people with clear pattern hair loss. It lasted only eight weeks, which is short relative to a full hair growth cycle and not long enough to judge durability. Company employees and consultants worked on the project and reported the outcomes, which raises routine questions about bias.“
I had to double check this wasn’t a Reddit ad lol. Nice try algorithm; I’m not losing hair, it’s just going gray!
The daily regrow hair Reddit post
They don’t need to invent it anymore…. They need to SELL it!
Can’t wait to try it and then watch as all my kids grow mustaches from 2nd hand contact with me
Another product you will never see in your life
If it’s not made from beef tallow, I don’t want it!
The Cut to the Chase Summary
• A small clinical trial tested a plant based hair serum and found about a 25 percent increase in hair thickness over 8 weeks compared to placebo
• The study included 60 adults in a randomized, double blind setup, with participants applying the serum nightly
• The formula combines common ingredients like caffeine and panthenol with more advanced components like plant derived vesicles from Centella asiatica and growth factors such as IGF 1 and FGF 7
• Results improved as more ingredients were combined, suggesting the full formula worked better than simpler versions
• Measurements included hair density, thickness, length, and shedding, tracked at multiple points over the 56 day period
• The study was short and involved healthy adults, not specifically people with diagnosed pattern hair loss
• Because researchers were affiliated with the company, and there was no comparison to proven treatments, more independent testing is needed
• Current proven treatments like minoxidil and finasteride are still the standard, especially for long term results
• Overall, the results are promising but early, and larger longer studies are needed before this can be considered a reliable treatment
Just a reminder that terms like „plant-based“ and „all-natural“ do not mean „safe“. The plant kingdom and the natural world have no problem whatsoever with killing humans if it suits their need, and have a long history of doing so quite effectively.
It’s not called Gelutol. I’ve been saying it wrong.
They just crippled the Turkish economy
Pet plants are comprised of elements. Chemicals are comprised of elements. What’s the fucking difference?
I’ll not trust any news till I have lush hair on my scalp.
Causes cancer in California
The only plant-bases serum that works is onion-liquid water.
But they don’t tell you as it grows out it has seeds at the ends (like grass) /s
Doubt….. But I’m listening
This is like the movie, Idiocracy, where they figure out male baldness and erectile dysfunction before cancer.
Chia Pets enters the chat….