Nordkorea feuert ballistische Rakete ab
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/north-korea-fires-ballistic-missile-yonhap-news-says-2026-04-18/?taid=69e409784d2286000104612b&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter
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someone feels ignored
Paywall bullshit
NK fires missiles all the time
Nothing new
>This is the first firing of ballistic missiles by the North since April 8
/yawn
I hope the sea recovers quickly.
“He hasn’t texted me in awhile”
Where do all these fuckin missiles go anyway
Trump prolly texted Kim…”aye man, fire off a couple of those missiles you guys got, we need to manipulate this market some more. Your kids will thank me”.
Dear Donald, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’,
Launched a couple missiles, guess you didn’t see them fallin’,
Sent a tweet, @realDonald, but you left me on read,
Got my generals askin’ if we’re friends or just dead.
I even shaved the sides, kept the top just like you, Built a rocket in your honour, painted red, white, and blue,
But you don’t reply, it’s like I’m not even there, So I fired one again—just to show you I care.
Was the missile doing a poor job.
Kim Jong Un continued the existential fight against the mutant sea peoples.20 years from now, he will get the Nobel Peace price when we discover he’s been single handedly keeping them from overtaking the world.
Grandma once a year when she doesn’t get enough attention
„notice me senpai“
We are fine until they get a hit-ile
North Korea has the right to defend itself.
Aquaman will get tired of this one day
Let me guess….at the ocean again?
North Korea, we know we’ve been a bit negligent and you want to play right now, but we’re busy. It’s just not a good time. Try again in a few months.
It’s funny how I feel like I’ve just been time traveled back to 2016
Kim Jong un reminder that he is still around
Not now NK – we’re busy.
Bad timing if they want attention.
(Yawn) NK is like a kid who wanted to be noticed and throw fit by shooting missile to get some attention.
Fork found in kitchen
DONT FORGET ABOUT ME!!!!!!
man times are tough, just hope the missile can land on its feet
Meanwhile, someone fires another golf ball into another golf course.
Just one?
So many wars around and no one wants to play with them
Attacking the ocean again?
One day, we will find out that all these launches were intended to be attacks, but they sucked so bad that they never made it.
Where is it going? To the Moon?
They hate us cause they aren’t us
going over Japan again?
So what
Man, I hope Kim Jong Un can see these comments
Okay.
And everyone is like “Well North Korea has nukes why can’t Iran?”. Example A.
But it’s not even Tuesday yet. A sleepy soldier must have fallen asleep and laid down on the wrong button
Seeing everyone getting to play with their rockets must’ve gotten Kim feeling left out.
The war against salmon continues.
Cries in Trump / Kim commemorating coin
Someone should explain Kim that if you make 99 times the same identical thing, at the 100th everyone will just make the surprised pikachu face and forget about it 2 hours later
They want the attention: nukes are here
I forgot about those guys
Time to fill up the caviar and donperi for the party elites I guess