Earlier defence assessment was 1K+ ballistic missiles. Let’s see who’s telling the truth.
Correct_Emu7015 on
Just like Iran’s totally annihilated nuclear program. That we had to go back and destroy…
feralmoron on
He also quoted the Pulp Fiction movie script trying to sell it as holy scripture. No credibility.
hmfic_2020 on
Good, point them right at this fuckers head.
questron64 on
It’s almost like Iran was prepared for this conflict.
R3D4F on
We know, Pete, we know.
Next you’ll tell us fishing boats in the pacific and Gulf of Mexico need to be blown up…
MentokGL on
The daily game of „is this moronic liar lying or just being a moron?“
9ersaur on
You think its cause you bombed them?
MinorKeyEnjoyer on
their destroyed navy is firing on tankers now
rnicoll on
Okay.
What are you wanting from us? Sympathy that you picked a fight that’s much harder than you anticipated?
Somaimonay on
Pete probably wants to quote a different Samuel L. Jackson movie rn.
phylter99 on
That’s what countries do when you attack them. Why is this surprising? It only sells the dumbest of people on the war.
And they have no capacity to get more? China is sending them more.
wiseoldfox on
The distain this man has for Iran reminds me of the time way back in ’22 when another asshat thought he would need no more than 3 days to subdue his opponent. Population of Ukraine/Russia in 2022 is 41,000,000/127,000,000 or Ukraine is .27 % as populous as Russia. Population of US/Iran in 2025 is 342,000,000/92,500,000 or Iran is .27% as populous as US. Both Ukraine and Iran were perceived (rightly so) to be militarily inferior. Both superior countries put their opponents on death ground where death is preferable to surrender and both have adapted. Of course they’re digging shit up. Russia thought Ukraine was a backward „woke“ bunch of artists. They are now the premier anti-drone experts in the world. Don’t get me started on R&D or counter-intelligence. So, yeah Pete… enemies gonna enemy. Fucking dumbass.
njman100 on
Impeach the Secretary of Dunce Now!
NOTtheGoldenKnights on
But I thought we completely obliterated their entire military like 3 times already?? We didn’t?? Or we did?? It can’t be both, Pete. Now go take another swig of everclear.
KopOut on
He went on to say “Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.”
He ended the press conference with “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!”
Nbdyhere on
In Future News: Hegseth says that the reason why they killed more kids and blocked the Straight again is because of their missile program and they also did it to themselves and it’s terrorism and maybe 9/11. Also the election, or nukes. More at 8
Future news is brought to you by: Alcoholism. Alcoholism, because repeating made up stories on a loop doesn’t make sense unless you’re an alcoholic or severely brain damaged or both
trustifarian on
Wouldn’t an intact intelligence network have been aware of this?
SonofTreehorn on
I thought the most powerful group of Jesus crusaders in history destroyed all of Irans weapons?
canuck_11 on
It’s been one month since the president declare their military capability 100% destroyed.
alvvayspale on
So sad when I don’t believe anything this administration of clowns says.
MapleMonstera on
Fuck Pete Hegseth
readerf52 on
They’re getting munitions help from China. It might look like it’s from some other country,but that’s how it’s done, just like when the US used to arm rebel forces via another country for plausible deniability.
And as Iran gets more respect from nonstate actors and help from China and political/economic clout from the Strait, the US becomes less believable as an ally and less respected on the world stage.
What “great” was Trump aiming for? Because we are getting less everything, not great.
postwarjapan on
Pete’s digging out a beating for his wife when he realizes she didn’t restock the fridge with miller lite
accretion_disc on
Funny. I don’t remember a shovel being the antidote to being obliterated.
claisen33 on
Oh, he’s worried that Iran will defend itself?
AcrobaticMistake2468 on
I mean maybe they are but
I don’t trust a drunks word for it.
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Earlier defence assessment was 1K+ ballistic missiles. Let’s see who’s telling the truth.
Just like Iran’s totally annihilated nuclear program. That we had to go back and destroy…
He also quoted the Pulp Fiction movie script trying to sell it as holy scripture. No credibility.
Good, point them right at this fuckers head.
It’s almost like Iran was prepared for this conflict.
We know, Pete, we know.
Next you’ll tell us fishing boats in the pacific and Gulf of Mexico need to be blown up…
The daily game of „is this moronic liar lying or just being a moron?“
You think its cause you bombed them?
their destroyed navy is firing on tankers now
Okay.
What are you wanting from us? Sympathy that you picked a fight that’s much harder than you anticipated?
Pete probably wants to quote a different Samuel L. Jackson movie rn.
That’s what countries do when you attack them. Why is this surprising? It only sells the dumbest of people on the war.
And they have no capacity to get more? China is sending them more.
The distain this man has for Iran reminds me of the time way back in ’22 when another asshat thought he would need no more than 3 days to subdue his opponent. Population of Ukraine/Russia in 2022 is 41,000,000/127,000,000 or Ukraine is .27 % as populous as Russia. Population of US/Iran in 2025 is 342,000,000/92,500,000 or Iran is .27% as populous as US. Both Ukraine and Iran were perceived (rightly so) to be militarily inferior. Both superior countries put their opponents on death ground where death is preferable to surrender and both have adapted. Of course they’re digging shit up. Russia thought Ukraine was a backward „woke“ bunch of artists. They are now the premier anti-drone experts in the world. Don’t get me started on R&D or counter-intelligence. So, yeah Pete… enemies gonna enemy. Fucking dumbass.
Impeach the Secretary of Dunce Now!
But I thought we completely obliterated their entire military like 3 times already?? We didn’t?? Or we did?? It can’t be both, Pete. Now go take another swig of everclear.
He went on to say “Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.”
He ended the press conference with “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!”
In Future News: Hegseth says that the reason why they killed more kids and blocked the Straight again is because of their missile program and they also did it to themselves and it’s terrorism and maybe 9/11. Also the election, or nukes. More at 8
Future news is brought to you by: Alcoholism. Alcoholism, because repeating made up stories on a loop doesn’t make sense unless you’re an alcoholic or severely brain damaged or both
Wouldn’t an intact intelligence network have been aware of this?
I thought the most powerful group of Jesus crusaders in history destroyed all of Irans weapons?
It’s been one month since the president declare their military capability 100% destroyed.
So sad when I don’t believe anything this administration of clowns says.
Fuck Pete Hegseth
They’re getting munitions help from China. It might look like it’s from some other country,but that’s how it’s done, just like when the US used to arm rebel forces via another country for plausible deniability.
And as Iran gets more respect from nonstate actors and help from China and political/economic clout from the Strait, the US becomes less believable as an ally and less respected on the world stage.
What “great” was Trump aiming for? Because we are getting less everything, not great.
Pete’s digging out a beating for his wife when he realizes she didn’t restock the fridge with miller lite
Funny. I don’t remember a shovel being the antidote to being obliterated.
Oh, he’s worried that Iran will defend itself?
I mean maybe they are but
I don’t trust a drunks word for it.