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    Der Iran sagt, dass die Straße von Hormus aufgrund der US-Blockade erneut geschlossen wird

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    1. DisappointedLily on

      Good thing it was open for the markets closing right?

      Incredible coincidence.

    6. SirDerpingtonTheSlow on

      They opened long enough to finish up some more market manipulation.

    7. I-Might-Be-Something on

      You know, this would be funny if it wasn’t so goddamn tragic. I mean, in the last, what, 12 hours, we’ve gone from „Iran has reopened the strait“ to „Iran is charging ships a toll to use the strait“ to them closing it again. But it’s not funny since thousands are dead for no reason other than the egos or two men.

    9. balooaroos on

      Can’t close something that wasn’t open. Doesn’t matter what either side *says*, only shipping traffic going through like normal would mean it’s open. That never happened.

    10. Captain_Wag on

      Dangit I was just about to drive my oil tanker through there today. Glad I saw this reddit post. Almost wasted 50k in fuel.

    13. Ryboiii on

      Always putting the news on Friday. Its like clockwork on how to fuck the markets

    16. Bellabbey1236 on

      There you go. Just long enough for the pieces of shit in charge to make some quick hundreds of millions in our stock markets again, and now we’re back to reality. This happens pretty much weekly now. 

    17. Blastosist on

      Don’t worry, Trump will consult his senior advisor- frontotemporal dementia and they will post something insane.That should solve it.

    18. Djlittle13 on

      Trump said the straight will never close again, you mean you tell m he lied? Again?

    20. Traditional-Oil-6891 on

      Lmfao I knew it wouldn’t be long before it closed again. When Democrats take over congress, there needs to be serious investigations into the manipulation of the market during this unnecessary war.

    22. Baraka1987 on

      Man, can politicians all around the world just fuck off?! What the fuck is this clown show we’re being subjected to?

    26. Raspberries-Are-Evil on

      Trump and his buddies all put in million in the pre market and sold for millions in profit then shorted it for Monday. Rinse and repeat.

    27. Beyond_Your_Nose on

      All this opening and closing reminds me of the Epstein files. They’re open, they’re closed, they’re released, they’re redacted. Why is the USA over there again?

    28. Mavolitic on

      At the end of the day the U.S is negotiating with a splintered Iranian State, there are now multiple factions at play here and those factions do not agree on how to proceed forward.

      On top of that, Trump likes to just declare things to be true or false in order to try to steer the narrative in any given moment. Most of the time we learn VERY soon afterwards that we were not told the entire truth.

      This pattern has repeated over and over again for nearly everything he does. It most certainly is a deliberate strategy.

    29. soopadrive on

      Laughing my ass off after reading someone placed $760m on oil shorts 20 minutes before Trump announced the strait was open

    30. boogiewoogiechoochoo on

      The straights open hours are the same as the stock markets open hours.

    31. Fearless_Ad_5470 on

      As everyone expected, the US and Iran released five completely different pieces of information regarding whether the Strait of Hormuz would be open within just 24 hours. 

    33. After-Snow5874 on

      Why was everyone here pretty much taking Trump at his word earlier today as if we haven’t seen this one a million times?

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