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35 Kommentare
Good thing it was open for the markets closing right?
Incredible coincidence.
That didn’t even last 12 hours.
I’m getting whiplash
the only thing surprising is the amount of people who didnt expect this
I fucking hate Trump’s lying ass. So done with it.
They opened long enough to finish up some more market manipulation.
You know, this would be funny if it wasn’t so goddamn tragic. I mean, in the last, what, 12 hours, we’ve gone from „Iran has reopened the strait“ to „Iran is charging ships a toll to use the strait“ to them closing it again. But it’s not funny since thousands are dead for no reason other than the egos or two men.
Bet it will be opened by Sunday but closed on monday aftermarket
Can’t close something that wasn’t open. Doesn’t matter what either side *says*, only shipping traffic going through like normal would mean it’s open. That never happened.
Dangit I was just about to drive my oil tanker through there today. Glad I saw this reddit post. Almost wasted 50k in fuel.
No one knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Edit:
[Trump: They don’t know what the f*** they’re doing.](https://youtu.be/Pj3BMM8yGPo?si=Owyj6KZi-JGlpAub)
Right on time for the stock markets closing.
Always putting the news on Friday. Its like clockwork on how to fuck the markets
Grand opening… grand closing
But Trump fixed everything forever just this morning.
There you go. Just long enough for the pieces of shit in charge to make some quick hundreds of millions in our stock markets again, and now we’re back to reality. This happens pretty much weekly now.
Don’t worry, Trump will consult his senior advisor- frontotemporal dementia and they will post something insane.That should solve it.
Trump said the straight will never close again, you mean you tell m he lied? Again?
Red light!
Lmfao I knew it wouldn’t be long before it closed again. When Democrats take over congress, there needs to be serious investigations into the manipulation of the market during this unnecessary war.
are the markets closed?
alright good now tell em the truth
Man, can politicians all around the world just fuck off?! What the fuck is this clown show we’re being subjected to?
open close open close open close open close
The Old Persian Rug Pull ™️
Aaaaaaaannnnd it’s closed again.
Trump and his buddies all put in million in the pre market and sold for millions in profit then shorted it for Monday. Rinse and repeat.
All this opening and closing reminds me of the Epstein files. They’re open, they’re closed, they’re released, they’re redacted. Why is the USA over there again?
At the end of the day the U.S is negotiating with a splintered Iranian State, there are now multiple factions at play here and those factions do not agree on how to proceed forward.
On top of that, Trump likes to just declare things to be true or false in order to try to steer the narrative in any given moment. Most of the time we learn VERY soon afterwards that we were not told the entire truth.
This pattern has repeated over and over again for nearly everything he does. It most certainly is a deliberate strategy.
Laughing my ass off after reading someone placed $760m on oil shorts 20 minutes before Trump announced the strait was open
The straights open hours are the same as the stock markets open hours.
As everyone expected, the US and Iran released five completely different pieces of information regarding whether the Strait of Hormuz would be open within just 24 hours.
Damn. I thought this headline would happen tomorrow.
Why was everyone here pretty much taking Trump at his word earlier today as if we haven’t seen this one a million times?
Pam Bondi: The Dow is only 49,447.43 T_T The dow! nooooooooooooooooo.
It’s like Ross and Rachel.