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    Waschbär-Penis-Sammler sagt, Trump sei „sehr, sehr vernünftig“

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    1. B-Z_B-S on

      RFK Jr.: „He is a very stable genius! Huh? Oh, not Trump. I mean this horse head I brought home to nibble on. I got him from a stable. Told my wife and kids to stay in the car while I ran out to get it.“

    7. Beneficial_Wave7649 on

      Oh yes let’s trust the word of a fucking psycho about another fucking psycho

      Great logic there

    8. Solonohioperson on

      „Just as sane as me!“

      I guess we know why Cheryl Hines married him now; she just really loves fresh raccoon penises.

    9. isekai_cheese on

      wow where could i find some free range ethically euthanized non-gmo raccoon penis? asking for a friend

    11. travio on

      Come on, guys. Be fair. One raccoon penis is not a collection of raccoon penes. We can’t just give the collector title to anyone who has hacked off a dead raccoon’s dick to take home with them to study later. Nearly everyone would be considered a collector then!

      The title should be reserved for the true penes aficionado. Does he have a climate controlled penis display case in his man cave, the door of which is framed in blue whale penes? Has he been in serious discussions with the estate of Dr. John Lattimer for the most elusive and sought after penis in the known world?

      No. He is not a real penes collector and the Daily Beast should change the title of this article to reflect his, at best, amateur penes collection bona fides.

    12. kronkky on

      Coming from a man who seems to have always been insane himself.

      Is he using Silence of the Lambs as a gauge?

    13. SurroundTiny on

      Spot type of fellow that I would expect to be prominently quoted by the daily beast

    16. DowntownNoLonger on

      Health Sec. Raccoon cock collector, VP couch fucker, SoD Kegsbreath the Drunk…all led by Prez Kiddy Tickler Trump.

      What a time to be alive.

    17. Blue_Lake_3386 on

      If he’s still collecting roadkill penises, his braindead boss has a nice mushroom specimen he may like to study.

    19. whiznat on

      Thank goodness. I was worried there for a while. 

      O wait a minute. He’s one of the least sane people in the country (and that’s saying something.) So how would he recognize sanity?

      Guess I have to go back to worrying.

    21. WavyGravy04 on

      RFK might know better than the rest of us . He’s been snorting blow off Trump’s golden toilet for over a year now and I’m sure he’s checked out that little deformed orange mushroom tip a few times.

    23. Effervescentgravy on

      Guys, that’s not fair. He only has one raccoon penis. That does not make him a collector. It makes him a raccoon penis enthusiast.

    26. CrunchyAssDiaper on

      When your uncle and dad are murdered, and your cousin goes missing, and you do a ton of drugs … You do silly stuff.

    27. Jiggle_Tester on

      I am guessing Raccoon Penis might have something to do with his brainworm issue..

    28. Several-Opposite-746 on

      The little worm in his brain, aka Woody, supports this view. Woody also directed RFK Jr. to not permit the humans to have real medicine.

    29. Face_73 on

      “Very very sane” sounds like a Republican thing to say.

      Are there degrees of sanity? Can you be slightly sane? Mostly sane?

      You are either sane or insane.

      FYI – he’s insane.

    30. FoxyInTheSnow on

      I think it’s a bit lazy and reductive to describe him as a raccoon-cock collector.

      He also shoots smack and collects rotting whale carcasses.

    31. Zulmoka531 on

      And par for the course, bitched about Biden.

      Talk about Biden derangement syndrome.

    34. Training_Fly_9503 on

      I used to trap raccoons for there fur. I’ve cut a penis or two in my day

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