Dr Jesus is seeing dollar signs. Deals to benefit you-know-who
Winter_Criticism_236 on
And tomorrow he will ….? Htfk
mesmerooo on
> WTI crude futures plunged more than 10% to below $84 per barrel on Friday, hitting near five-week lows after Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi announced that the Strait of Hormuz is now fully open to commercial traffic during the ceasefire period. The move boosted optimism that one of the most severe global energy supply disruptions in recent history may be easing. The statement followed earlier remarks from President Donald Trump, who said Iranian concessions could pave the way for a broader peace deal. Prices extended losses after reports that the US may release $20 billion in frozen Iranian funds in exchange for enriched uranium stockpiles, with further talks expected this weekend. The market is increasingly pricing in an end to the conflict’s impact on supply, after nearly 50 days of disruption that had choked off a significant share of global oil flows.
me thinks we’ll have a surprise in about a week or so
Least1Difficulty on
So final outcome was a destroyed world market, dead American soldiers and a worse deal then the Obama one?
SyntheticSweetener on
Iran played their cards well
Rumpullpus on
Did he wear the suit tho?
PhatYeeter on
It’s Friday. Bombings will continue and the strait will close after the stock market closes
liquidsyphon on
Something bad after market close today
NanADsutton on
Vance somewhere gooning to this
Sandman1990 on
„Thank you sir may I have another?“
Low-Possibility-7060 on
Will be interesting to find out what concessions the orange moron and his clowns had to make to clean up their own mess.
Capital-Control308 on
Iran just announced a Tehran Trump tower hotel. 🏨
Individual_Door_3251 on
Thank you for making me and my cronies wealthier than before the war.
DeadlyMustardd on
It’s funny to remember the strait was open before Trump did anything, and he caused global economic damage for essentially no reason whatsoever.
brywalkerx on
Just wait until Monday
dittbub on
This just in: Trump nominated for The International Federation for Equestrian Sports Peace Prize
gutster_95 on
Trump says Thank you for another Billion Dollar that his Family made at the market.
eddie2911 on
“On his hands and knees he said ‘THANK YOU IRAN’ and gave me a big hug!”
-Iran’s new leaders
ABob71 on
The Straight of ***Iran***. Not the straight of Hormuz. Thank you for your attention, etc. etc
Mormegil71 on
So: A straight that was open to begin with has now been opened. A hideous regime has now been strengthened by showing that their greatest enemy bombs little girls. The world economy has taken a big hit, even down to individual farmers who has had to pay premium for fuel and fertilizer. American tax payer money has been used to blow up things no one knows even was there from the start.
How is this a win for the US?
Nitemarephantom on
Reminder to be weary of anything news coming out on Fridays. Trump has been using Fridays set up the markets in one way only to flop the next week so the markets adjust how he wants.
dweckl on
Is that like the Obama apology tour?
/s
TarnishedAccount on
– Start a war
– Hurt Americans with rising oil/gas prices
– Get troops killed
– Kill thousands of Iranians
– Give Iran $20 billion to end it
– Thank the country you started a war with
Art of the Deal
HeatWaveToTheCrowd on
So grandpa didn’t have the cards. Gotcha.
Ted_Striker1 on
I still believe this is all bullshit. You can’t trust politicians in general and you certainly can’t trust anything orange man says, like ever.
ThaFresh on
Back to normal, its almost like the last month of clusterfuck never happened. MAGA!!
somewherein72 on
Has there ever been a worse person elected to hold any office?
Impressive-Potato on
Oh it’s Friday just before markets close
.
BillMurraysTesticle on
Give it 12 hours.
Z34N0 on
Did he even say thank you? Ah.. ok. Maybe he did. Maybe he wore a suit too. All good then. Everything is cool and it all makes sense.
blissplus on
All yet all of the ships that started moving through the S of H on this news have now suddenly turned around, according to shipping trackers.
**?**
R67H on
JD approves, then
Fritzo2162 on
So the narrative we need to use…to be fair and consistent…is „Trump gave Iran $20 billion in pallets of cash and then said Thank You afterward“?
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Dr Jesus is seeing dollar signs. Deals to benefit you-know-who
And tomorrow he will ….? Htfk
> WTI crude futures plunged more than 10% to below $84 per barrel on Friday, hitting near five-week lows after Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi announced that the Strait of Hormuz is now fully open to commercial traffic during the ceasefire period. The move boosted optimism that one of the most severe global energy supply disruptions in recent history may be easing. The statement followed earlier remarks from President Donald Trump, who said Iranian concessions could pave the way for a broader peace deal. Prices extended losses after reports that the US may release $20 billion in frozen Iranian funds in exchange for enriched uranium stockpiles, with further talks expected this weekend. The market is increasingly pricing in an end to the conflict’s impact on supply, after nearly 50 days of disruption that had choked off a significant share of global oil flows.
me thinks we’ll have a surprise in about a week or so
So final outcome was a destroyed world market, dead American soldiers and a worse deal then the Obama one?
Iran played their cards well
Did he wear the suit tho?
It’s Friday. Bombings will continue and the strait will close after the stock market closes
Something bad after market close today
Vance somewhere gooning to this
„Thank you sir may I have another?“
Will be interesting to find out what concessions the orange moron and his clowns had to make to clean up their own mess.
Iran just announced a Tehran Trump tower hotel. 🏨
Thank you for making me and my cronies wealthier than before the war.
It’s funny to remember the strait was open before Trump did anything, and he caused global economic damage for essentially no reason whatsoever.
Just wait until Monday
This just in: Trump nominated for The International Federation for Equestrian Sports Peace Prize
Trump says Thank you for another Billion Dollar that his Family made at the market.
“On his hands and knees he said ‘THANK YOU IRAN’ and gave me a big hug!”
-Iran’s new leaders
The Straight of ***Iran***. Not the straight of Hormuz. Thank you for your attention, etc. etc
So: A straight that was open to begin with has now been opened. A hideous regime has now been strengthened by showing that their greatest enemy bombs little girls. The world economy has taken a big hit, even down to individual farmers who has had to pay premium for fuel and fertilizer. American tax payer money has been used to blow up things no one knows even was there from the start.
How is this a win for the US?
Reminder to be weary of anything news coming out on Fridays. Trump has been using Fridays set up the markets in one way only to flop the next week so the markets adjust how he wants.
Is that like the Obama apology tour?
/s
– Start a war
– Hurt Americans with rising oil/gas prices
– Get troops killed
– Kill thousands of Iranians
– Give Iran $20 billion to end it
– Thank the country you started a war with
Art of the Deal
So grandpa didn’t have the cards. Gotcha.
I still believe this is all bullshit. You can’t trust politicians in general and you certainly can’t trust anything orange man says, like ever.
Back to normal, its almost like the last month of clusterfuck never happened. MAGA!!
Has there ever been a worse person elected to hold any office?
Oh it’s Friday just before markets close
.
Give it 12 hours.
Did he even say thank you? Ah.. ok. Maybe he did. Maybe he wore a suit too. All good then. Everything is cool and it all makes sense.
All yet all of the ships that started moving through the S of H on this news have now suddenly turned around, according to shipping trackers.
**?**
JD approves, then
So the narrative we need to use…to be fair and consistent…is „Trump gave Iran $20 billion in pallets of cash and then said Thank You afterward“?