We’ve officially reached Schrödinger’s Strait… It’s simultaneously always open and closed.
CommunicationLife753 on
lord he’s gone crazy, I hope he gets his „big fat, juicy hug“
FenixOfNafo on
Seriously he lost it man…and I am not even an American
animatedpileofmeat on
Weird shit, every fucking day.
DingoCertain on
The same straight he closed?
Key_Winner_2701 on
He needs a big fat **** so that he can keep his mouth shut
Least1Difficulty on
Anyone notice he now calls the Gulf of America, Gulf of Mexico now? When did America face such a disastrous loss, that they surrendered that gulf? How many good MAGA keyboard warriors injured their fingers demanding that war be fought? And for what? Such a waste… DOGE died for this….
joebgoode on
Oh, finally, the Open-Closed Principle.
Tough_Block9334 on
Let’s go blockade the straight so we can then open it and say we did it to save the world
This shit is crazy
just_me_ma_dude on
So damn lost.
Individual-Praline20 on
Ah right, the same place that was totally fine before his war. Got it. Thanks for nothing big fat orange turd. Here’s your medal 🥇 Absolute stupid
Logical_Frosting_277 on
This is classic Trump as described by one of his ex staffers from the previous administration: “first Trump breaks it, then he takes credit for fixing it”
Top_Midnight_2225 on
So did he close it? Or open it? Or close it again? Then opened again?
EsperaDeus on
Can you guys impeach him?
Please?
SolidusDave on
oh yeah because blocking Chinese oil ships would have gone so well lol
I guess he will now just try to block the ships from countries with less leverage.
Mostly hurting their own allies like the Philippines.
fuzzygoosejuice on
It was open before you started a war dingus.
k4kkul4pio on
Pathetic.
But that’s Trump for you.. weak, spineless and pathetic with a huge dose of crazy.
InTheMoodToMove on
Every hug Trump is involved in is “fat” by default.
Intro-Nimbus on
Has nobody told him that it was never closed for China, except by USA, if they would have chosen to enforce it.
Potential_Salt_5780 on
So he starts an unnecessary war, declares victory, gets the strait closed, blocks the closed strait unsuccessfully, and says China likes him?
GarbonzoBeanSprout on
What is this timeline? 😂
JoeTRob1988 on
What a moron
KingMaple on
Has he renamed it Strait of America yet?
Wonderful-Change-751 on
Lol hes flip flopping tacoing so fast hes almost becoming a rotisserie of bulbous mass
bennnn42 on
Loony Dementia Don. Every day I am just befuddled that he was elected not once but twice.
DramaticWesley on
His attacks on Iran is what closed the strait, and now he wants to be congratulated for fixing his own mess (which he actually hasn’t done yet)? Sometimes I wonder if we are living in the worst timeline.
Clip1414 on
Wonder how much it cost to move his Navy all over the bloody place. This guy has no concept of anything.
Spinoza42 on
Well China is the biggest beneficiary from America’s spectacular self-destruction, so he’s not entirely wrong about Xi being happy with him.
Capital_Elderberry28 on
Hard to believe I still get surprised on a daily basis of the shit that spews from his mouth!
FrostyWalrus2 on
Can’t bully nations that will fight back because it will make him look weak. All there is to it.
Good-Examination2239 on
The stock market manipulation continues. He’s happy, his friends are happy, and the entire rest of the world is just exhausted and sick of his shit.
I’d say let’s keep mentioning the Epstein files, but at this point, it’s pretty clear another reason he keeps up with this bullshit is so that we find other urgent things to focus on and talk about instead of that.
Ilmeury83 on
It wouldn’t have been closed in the first place, weren’t for big fat him
Ubbermann on
DId… did he announce that he’s barricading the Strait PURELY to later say that he ‚reopened‘?
What in the shit
problyurdad_ on
Xi will not be giving Trump any hugs.
Xi will continue to give Iran weapons, though.
DangerousBug6924 on
What a freaking baboon.
Connect-Type493 on
Tim Walz was 150% correct when he referred to them as „really weird „.. I wish they had leaned harder into that.
TodlicheLektion on
“My face? You should see how bruised his fist is.”
anacondatmz on
I won’t lie, it was a little weird for the first couple weeks after Biden took office… everything so quiet… But I’m back to the point where I miss the days when I’d sit on the can first thing in the morning, look at whats new in the news… and there’d be nothing from the president.
PVT_Huds0n on
The strait was never closed for China by the Iranians.
sweetcinnamonpunch on
Tomorrow he’s asking for a peace price again
Cockblocktimus_Pryme on
Well you see. If Trump is in charge of the Strait he can open and close it depending upon what he and his buddies need the markets to do.
Vaulters on
He’s absolutely senile.
Hopalong_Manboobs on
Dementia
bakpecko on
This fucking idiot
AElectronics on
jesus f-king christ, how many more years will the world endure to this orange taco thing
heart_of_osiris on
This absolute moron…..
I can’t wait to never hear from this guy again.
ZeroMayCry7 on
How does one see this and think “this is intelligence!”
Formal_Specific1473 on
Is Trump gay? My God he has a sexual thing for autocrats like Putin, Little Kim, and Xi. What a dork of a president.
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I think he’s lost it.
We’ve officially reached Schrödinger’s Strait… It’s simultaneously always open and closed.
lord he’s gone crazy, I hope he gets his „big fat, juicy hug“
Seriously he lost it man…and I am not even an American
Weird shit, every fucking day.
The same straight he closed?
He needs a big fat **** so that he can keep his mouth shut
Anyone notice he now calls the Gulf of America, Gulf of Mexico now? When did America face such a disastrous loss, that they surrendered that gulf? How many good MAGA keyboard warriors injured their fingers demanding that war be fought? And for what? Such a waste… DOGE died for this….
Oh, finally, the Open-Closed Principle.
Let’s go blockade the straight so we can then open it and say we did it to save the world
This shit is crazy
So damn lost.
Ah right, the same place that was totally fine before his war. Got it. Thanks for nothing big fat orange turd. Here’s your medal 🥇 Absolute stupid
This is classic Trump as described by one of his ex staffers from the previous administration: “first Trump breaks it, then he takes credit for fixing it”
So did he close it? Or open it? Or close it again? Then opened again?
Can you guys impeach him?
Please?
oh yeah because blocking Chinese oil ships would have gone so well lol
I guess he will now just try to block the ships from countries with less leverage.
Mostly hurting their own allies like the Philippines.
It was open before you started a war dingus.
Pathetic.
But that’s Trump for you.. weak, spineless and pathetic with a huge dose of crazy.
Every hug Trump is involved in is “fat” by default.
Has nobody told him that it was never closed for China, except by USA, if they would have chosen to enforce it.
So he starts an unnecessary war, declares victory, gets the strait closed, blocks the closed strait unsuccessfully, and says China likes him?
What is this timeline? 😂
What a moron
Has he renamed it Strait of America yet?
Lol hes flip flopping tacoing so fast hes almost becoming a rotisserie of bulbous mass
Loony Dementia Don. Every day I am just befuddled that he was elected not once but twice.
His attacks on Iran is what closed the strait, and now he wants to be congratulated for fixing his own mess (which he actually hasn’t done yet)? Sometimes I wonder if we are living in the worst timeline.
Wonder how much it cost to move his Navy all over the bloody place. This guy has no concept of anything.
Well China is the biggest beneficiary from America’s spectacular self-destruction, so he’s not entirely wrong about Xi being happy with him.
Hard to believe I still get surprised on a daily basis of the shit that spews from his mouth!
Can’t bully nations that will fight back because it will make him look weak. All there is to it.
The stock market manipulation continues. He’s happy, his friends are happy, and the entire rest of the world is just exhausted and sick of his shit.
I’d say let’s keep mentioning the Epstein files, but at this point, it’s pretty clear another reason he keeps up with this bullshit is so that we find other urgent things to focus on and talk about instead of that.
It wouldn’t have been closed in the first place, weren’t for big fat him
DId… did he announce that he’s barricading the Strait PURELY to later say that he ‚reopened‘?
What in the shit
Xi will not be giving Trump any hugs.
Xi will continue to give Iran weapons, though.
What a freaking baboon.
Tim Walz was 150% correct when he referred to them as „really weird „.. I wish they had leaned harder into that.
“My face? You should see how bruised his fist is.”
I won’t lie, it was a little weird for the first couple weeks after Biden took office… everything so quiet… But I’m back to the point where I miss the days when I’d sit on the can first thing in the morning, look at whats new in the news… and there’d be nothing from the president.
The strait was never closed for China by the Iranians.
Tomorrow he’s asking for a peace price again
Well you see. If Trump is in charge of the Strait he can open and close it depending upon what he and his buddies need the markets to do.
He’s absolutely senile.
Dementia
This fucking idiot
jesus f-king christ, how many more years will the world endure to this orange taco thing
This absolute moron…..
I can’t wait to never hear from this guy again.
How does one see this and think “this is intelligence!”
Is Trump gay? My God he has a sexual thing for autocrats like Putin, Little Kim, and Xi. What a dork of a president.