Jon Stewart kritisiert Donald Trump dafür, dass er meinte, sein Jesus-Foto zeige „Ich als Arzt“: „Ist es Ihnen überhaupt noch wichtig, uns anzulügen?“

The only thing plausible about Trump’s lie is that he legit probably hasn’t ever bothered to look at too many pictures of Jesus.

Donald Trump on John McCain: „He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.“

He probably be like, „Jesus…Yeah, I like my saviors that WEREN’T crucified. What a loser. If you’re really God, just turn the Romans into wine or something.“