Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Threads Mann, der Sam Altmans Haus mit Molotowcocktail beworfen hat, behauptet, er habe das ChatGPT-Rezept für Risotto befolgt Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
ckdesi on 13.04.2026 10:04 p.m. The point of the story is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
iritchie001 on 13.04.2026 10:08 p.m. Sounds leggit. He should have fact checked and edited. Aren’t these just for entertainment only?
Varorson on 13.04.2026 10:09 p.m. The funny thing is, I can actually believe it. There’s enough crazy people in America, and enough AI hallucinations in ChatGPT, for this to actually be completely legit. And yes, I know it’s the Onion.
Captainxpunch on 13.04.2026 10:11 p.m. Glad to see that the craziness of the actual news hasn’t put the onion out of business.
SundayShelter on 13.04.2026 10:11 p.m. Did anyone read the source link before commenting? We’re doomed.
SolarSalsa on 13.04.2026 10:12 p.m. Guys I just made Risotto and now my neighbor’s house is on fire. Send help.
star_lord47 on 13.04.2026 10:16 p.m. I know this is onion article but i wouldn’t be surprised if this was real.
Shadowizas on 13.04.2026 10:24 p.m. You know human stupidity has reached news levels to the point when even „The Onion“ article feels real
rekaviles on 13.04.2026 10:25 p.m. Is it weird that I thought the heading was real before seeing where the article linked to?
Very_Human_42069 on 13.04.2026 10:26 p.m. 30 minute old post linking The Onion and already nearly 4k upvotes What is this website lmfao
Kaleidoscope_97 on 13.04.2026 10:29 p.m. Just some Risotto to go along with the Tech Bros’ bread baskets.
Tickly1 on 13.04.2026 10:31 p.m. Oh mannn, if he actually had the chat history to back that up tho… 🤣
ThievedYourMind on 13.04.2026 10:38 p.m. Has the onion started reporting real news? Or has real news started reporting like the onion?
nfg20961 on 13.04.2026 10:38 p.m. I wonder if this will become the AI equivalent of Stockholm syndrome defense?
Suspicious_Safe7647 on 13.04.2026 10:40 p.m. I need to ask ChatGPT for an Opinion on this Article about ChatGPT. Sorry guys, Can’t do it myself.
44 Kommentare
Are onion articles appropriate for this sub?
It’s The Onion….
The point of the story is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
r/atetheonion
what’s the recipe for the holy hand grenade of Antioch?
Omga I legit thought it was a joke but no it is the onion lol
Ok we just linking to the Onion like it isn’t satire?
I shouldn’t have laughed at this. Quite inappropriate of me
r/brandnewsentence
Sounds leggit. He should have fact checked and edited. Aren’t these just for entertainment only?
The funny thing is, I can actually believe it.
There’s enough crazy people in America, and enough AI hallucinations in ChatGPT, for this to actually be completely legit.
And yes, I know it’s the Onion.
Glad to see that the craziness of the actual news hasn’t put the onion out of business.
Did anyone read the source link before commenting?
We’re doomed.
Guys I just made Risotto and now my neighbor’s house is on fire. Send help.
is that the Sam Altman who sexually abused his sister?
Haha damn you got me 🤣, big fan of The Onion tho
Lmao what an amazing troll of a comment. I love it
ah risotto incendio della casa…my favorite recipe
Just how spicy did he expect this risotto to be?
That’s what’s up.
I know this is onion article but i wouldn’t be surprised if this was real.
I believe it.
Okay…. But why throw it at a house instead of dinner?
Hahahahahaha
I believe him
You know human stupidity has reached news levels to the point when even „The Onion“ article feels real
Is it weird that I thought the heading was real before seeing where the article linked to?
Why would you throw risotto at some ones house?
30 minute old post linking The Onion and already nearly 4k upvotes
What is this website lmfao
Fucking amazing 😂
Perfect legal defense, says the AI lawyer.
THAT’S A SPICYA MEATA BALL!
LMAO sometimes I need trolling in the news
Just some Risotto to go along with the Tech Bros’ bread baskets.
Oh mannn, if he actually had the chat history to back that up tho… 🤣
Wait I though we were in r/nottheonion for a sec
Risotto?
That must have been a really spicy risotto.
Why are we posting and upvoting fake news slop now?
Man? More like Hero!
Has the onion started reporting real news? Or has real news started reporting like the onion?
I wonder if this will become the AI equivalent of Stockholm syndrome defense?
I’ve heard worse defenses. The onion is onto something
I need to ask ChatGPT for an Opinion on this Article about ChatGPT.
Sorry guys, Can’t do it myself.