As expected, microslop lies to the consumer to satisfy the investors
nhavar on
CLIPpy to Co-PILot to CLIPtoo
Time-Industry-1364 on
2026: Copilot
2028: Bing Ultra
strangesandwich on
Crazy thing I thought the name was the best part of it. the idea the AI can help guide you certain tasks is the most accurate description of how I’ve found AI useful
Meowie__Gamer on
not suprised
OwlsAudioExperience on
Microslop Co-Slop: Clipslop 3DX
SideStreetHypnosis on
Pontius Co-Pilate.
thesavageman on
What are they calling it now? Captain?
woohooguy on
Clippy 2 – Copilot Boogaloo
jpsreddit85 on
Fuck yeah. Clipy is BACK!
United-Monk4769 on
They’ll probably choose Champ or something. They are baaaaad with names.
mintaka on
The slop will continue until morale improves
SmellyButtHammer on
Microsoft Copilot 365, not to be confused with Microsoft 365 Copilot
True_Window_9389 on
And they still can’t get table rows and columns to resize in an intuitive way in Word
kamiethenerd on
Are we back to Cortana yet?
dudezillah on
Of course they aren’t. This is Microslop we’re talking about here.
Playcheez on
Renaming or rebranding a flawed product is a common tactic in the playbook of almost every company.
tadunne on
Microsoft bob!!! Or better still clippy!!!
klingma on
I just wish they’d remove the copilot button from the laptop buttons – they replaced the right control button with the CoPilot button and it drives me nuts every time I use Excel.
crashteam1985 on
Please be clippy please be clippy….
goodeesh on
„The Copilot button in the toolbar is gone, and instead, you’ll find a writing icon which will present you AI-powered writing assistance, such as rewrite, summarize, tone modification, format configuration, and more. Additionally, „AI features“ in Notepad settings has been renamed to „Advanced features“ and it allows users to toggle off AI capabilities within the app.“
That seems pretty good? They eliminate the clutter of stamping copilot everywhere but the feature remains… Only this time is properly hidden and allows to toggle it off … Sounds like pretty fucking right on top for me.
The issue is not having AI everywhere. The issue Microsoft has is the downhill quality of their products lately. The article is overly alarming to generate clicks, as always.
phylter99 on
They never said they were removing it from Windows. They did say they were removing it from areas where it’s not needed or wanted and they want to put it in places that are actually meaningful and helpful. Renaming is just a branding/marketing decision. They labeled anything that was AI as Copilot and it’s confusing as heck.
Gleipnir_xyz on
Renaming it to Windows Chrome to confuse people into using it, are we?
GreenFox1505 on
Copilot and Cortana can go hang out while Bing2 takes over their job.
marblefrosting on
Clippy! Welcome back, ha!
JohnFraMongoTV on
I am reading all the suggestions above in the voice of Sam Tucker.
Fritzo2162 on
„Sir, people hate CoPilot. What should we do?“
RENAME IT! That way they won’t hate CoPilot anymore!
Joshhwwaaaaaa on
Copilot Series SUX
aturretwithtourretes on
Microsoft assistant to the regional captain.
FungusBalls on
I am going to name mine Tiberius J. Fuck knuckle
Tex-Rob on
Why rename Cortana now? Oh I mean copilot?
thefanciestcat on
There’s too much money in spying on you to truly roll it back.
aneeta96 on
It’s called Clippy now.
7r3370pS3C on
And I won’t use that either 🤣
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How stupid do they think people are..
As expected, microslop lies to the consumer to satisfy the investors
CLIPpy to Co-PILot to CLIPtoo
2026: Copilot
2028: Bing Ultra
Crazy thing I thought the name was the best part of it. the idea the AI can help guide you certain tasks is the most accurate description of how I’ve found AI useful
not suprised
Microslop Co-Slop: Clipslop 3DX
Pontius Co-Pilate.
What are they calling it now? Captain?
Clippy 2 – Copilot Boogaloo
Fuck yeah. Clipy is BACK!
They’ll probably choose Champ or something. They are baaaaad with names.
The slop will continue until morale improves
Microsoft Copilot 365, not to be confused with Microsoft 365 Copilot
And they still can’t get table rows and columns to resize in an intuitive way in Word
Are we back to Cortana yet?
Of course they aren’t. This is Microslop we’re talking about here.
Renaming or rebranding a flawed product is a common tactic in the playbook of almost every company.
Microsoft bob!!! Or better still clippy!!!
I just wish they’d remove the copilot button from the laptop buttons – they replaced the right control button with the CoPilot button and it drives me nuts every time I use Excel.
Please be clippy please be clippy….
„The Copilot button in the toolbar is gone, and instead, you’ll find a writing icon which will present you AI-powered writing assistance, such as rewrite, summarize, tone modification, format configuration, and more. Additionally, „AI features“ in Notepad settings has been renamed to „Advanced features“ and it allows users to toggle off AI capabilities within the app.“
That seems pretty good? They eliminate the clutter of stamping copilot everywhere but the feature remains… Only this time is properly hidden and allows to toggle it off … Sounds like pretty fucking right on top for me.
The issue is not having AI everywhere. The issue Microsoft has is the downhill quality of their products lately. The article is overly alarming to generate clicks, as always.
They never said they were removing it from Windows. They did say they were removing it from areas where it’s not needed or wanted and they want to put it in places that are actually meaningful and helpful. Renaming is just a branding/marketing decision. They labeled anything that was AI as Copilot and it’s confusing as heck.
Renaming it to Windows Chrome to confuse people into using it, are we?
Copilot and Cortana can go hang out while Bing2 takes over their job.
Clippy! Welcome back, ha!
I am reading all the suggestions above in the voice of Sam Tucker.
„Sir, people hate CoPilot. What should we do?“
RENAME IT! That way they won’t hate CoPilot anymore!
Copilot Series SUX
Microsoft assistant to the regional captain.
I am going to name mine Tiberius J. Fuck knuckle
Why rename Cortana now? Oh I mean copilot?
There’s too much money in spying on you to truly roll it back.
It’s called Clippy now.
And I won’t use that either 🤣