Saw the funniest comment on Twitter describing this: „Don Zu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.“
AdeptRisk686 on
DO SOMETHING CONGRESS, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
Little-Chemical5006 on
So I guess now instead of Iran causing the oil price spike cause they block the Strait of hormuz. US is fully responsible for the oil price spike cause theyre the one blocking now.
Trump cause oil prices spike and sky high inflation by blocking oil flow. Thats gonna go well for midterm
MachineSpirited7085 on
Watch US say they will start charging a toll for ships leaving the strait. Good luck blocking China’s oil tankers and goods.
DarkFireFenrir on
Then he’ll say Tuesday, then TACO, repeating the cycle
PapaTahm on
In the tinniest chance this isn’t market manipulation,
Which everyone knows it clearly is.
Does U.S government even understand the consequences of doing this?
Like has anyone even warn them the possibility of Iran Blocking the Bab El-Mandeb Strait as well and of China doing not only Economical Retaliation but also intervening with this war?
Like they can’t be this dumb, there’s gotta be someone who know geography and geopolitics left in that room.
bijelo123 on
„Iran is finished. I will now be charging for passage.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER“
Brapfamalam on
Buy the dip
CatsBye90 on
Well some of his buddies will be making money from this, bet your ass on that
Carey__Rowe on
ah yes. exactly what the world needed rn, another genius move that DEFINITELY won’t spiral into a massive disaster
Straight_Sea8935 on
Overtime it can get worse than sending ground troops out front. And eventually we find out that we have to send ground troops whatsoever…
keep_it_irie on
Oh god he’s going to try to rename it to the Strait of Trump, isn’t he.
FlimsyConclusion on
This is so beyond stupid.
To me this reads as another headline Trump wants to run with than TACO out, so his insiders can continue making bank manipulating the markets.
Boys4Ever on
Have they confirmed we had two destroyers enter the strait or turn away?
jiminuatron on
How do they blockade? They intentionally wander outside of missile range. Going closer is counter productive.
Will they board neutral vessels in open waters?
academic_partypooper on
Pretty sure (1) US doesn’t have enough ships to do this (2) it’s going to burn so much resources, this siege will end in less than a month
Yes this is a siege, and sieges are expensive, especially naval sieges
Zayaaz on
trump probably has some illness and going the walter white route. instead of drugs it’s market manipulation.
Single_Comment6389 on
I need to get on the prediction market betting stuff because I just know he’s going to Taco.
Acceptable-Pin2939 on
Excited to see if China test this blockade.
They import a lot of Iranian crude.
80% of Iranian crude goes to China which makes up about 14% of Chinas oil imports.
mx3goose on
Why? I was told we already won like 3 weeks ago.
Nano_Burger on
I thought that the goal was to „un-block“ the strait?
pogo0004 on
I want to see the reaction of the first Chinese tanker stopped by the US.That’s gonna be fun.
Plane-Breakfast-8817 on
Good luck with that „blockade.“ The Chinese Navy is already in the Strait escorting their own tankers, so the U.S. Navy is basically being asked to play chicken with a superpower over a $2 million credit card transaction.
Trump completely failed to predict that the „weapon“ wouldn’t be a missile, but a Yuan-denominated toll booth. Now he’s trying to use the Navy as a repo man to stop the rise of the Petroyuan. This is exactly how the guy bankrupted his casinos—doubling down on a losing hand and hoping the other side flinches first.
Thirdnipple79 on
Let me guess. Extend deadline to Tuesday. Then taco.
myflesh on
Sounds like drones are back on the menu
Brilliant_Version344 on
Those marines on those ships must wonder if they’ll ever get home
Mr-Lungu on
Act of war, isn’t it? What happens if a Chinese or Indian ship ignores them? Do they sink it?
ImpossibleDragonfly on
I wonder if people are still going to toss around the argument of freedom of navigation and international law now that the US is also breaking it.
elinamebro on
So.. what does this do? I have no military experience so can someone enlighten me on the what strategic tactic this might be?
barweis on
Putin’s puppet, Trump, doing another madman’s bidding. The entire MAGA federal apparatus is infiltrated with Russian loving subversives.
abbaJabba on
Captain Brownpants the pirate
landomakesatable on
doesn’t this help Iran’s effort of putting pressure on the oil supply to the REST OF THE WORLD ?
What? is USA now going to apply tolls on other countries?
Wouldn’t Iran just send a few drones towards the blockaded ships?
Jeffuk88 on
Wouldn’t blockading ALL Iranian ports spread thr US Navy and make them more susceptible to Iranian drones?
Used-Squirrel8704 on
Somebody friend of his covered his oil short.
dextercho83 on
So you are giving the Chinese a chance to test their weapons against the US ships. That sounds like a smart idea…🤦♂️
epanek on
This will spike oil prices more.
Adept-Target5407 on
So the Iranians are blocking the straight. Now we’re blockading the straight. Is this the geopolitical equivalent of you can’t fire me cause I quit?
beefstake on
So let me get this strait. You want to close the strait you ostensibly want open because gas prices are tearing you a new one?
To do so you are going to need to commit massive amounts of naval resources to the strait itself, the Gulf of Oman and/or Arabian Sea.
Meanwhile Houthis be like „have you heard of second strait?“.
Fucking amateur hour.
tricksterloki on
Context:
>CENTCOM said the blockade will be “enforced impartially against vessels of all nations.” It said it would still allow ships traveling between non-Iranian ports to transit the Strait of Hormuz.
Trump is trying to pretend the Strait is open while trying to prevent Iran from being resupplied(?). Honestly, it’s dumb and not going to work. Fuck Trump.
AdPure5645 on
This is just funny. America must be bleeding an absolute fortune into this operation and it’s all just to band aid over a snafu caused by the lack of competence in the original operation. Suck. Shit.
I suppose Trump is American Putin after all.
Foreign_Dimension856 on
And send fuel prices to the moon. I’m smart, not like dumb. THANK YOU FREDO
Stand_Up_3813 on
Last night trump said the blockade is in effect immediately. Now this. Tuesday, after his insiders buy oil puts or short positions, he’ll announce there is no plan for a blockade.
cancercureall on
This will make oil even more expensiver. Orange you excited?
Even if they wont sell to us directly this means more competition for the existing and available supply. Fuck us once, fuck us twice, orange man will fuck us thrice.
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Saw the funniest comment on Twitter describing this: „Don Zu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.“
DO SOMETHING CONGRESS, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
So I guess now instead of Iran causing the oil price spike cause they block the Strait of hormuz. US is fully responsible for the oil price spike cause theyre the one blocking now.
Trump cause oil prices spike and sky high inflation by blocking oil flow. Thats gonna go well for midterm
Watch US say they will start charging a toll for ships leaving the strait. Good luck blocking China’s oil tankers and goods.
Then he’ll say Tuesday, then TACO, repeating the cycle
In the tinniest chance this isn’t market manipulation,
Which everyone knows it clearly is.
Does U.S government even understand the consequences of doing this?
Like has anyone even warn them the possibility of Iran Blocking the Bab El-Mandeb Strait as well and of China doing not only Economical Retaliation but also intervening with this war?
Like they can’t be this dumb, there’s gotta be someone who know geography and geopolitics left in that room.
„Iran is finished. I will now be charging for passage.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER“
Buy the dip
Well some of his buddies will be making money from this, bet your ass on that
ah yes. exactly what the world needed rn, another genius move that DEFINITELY won’t spiral into a massive disaster
Overtime it can get worse than sending ground troops out front. And eventually we find out that we have to send ground troops whatsoever…
Oh god he’s going to try to rename it to the Strait of Trump, isn’t he.
This is so beyond stupid.
To me this reads as another headline Trump wants to run with than TACO out, so his insiders can continue making bank manipulating the markets.
Have they confirmed we had two destroyers enter the strait or turn away?
How do they blockade? They intentionally wander outside of missile range. Going closer is counter productive.
Will they board neutral vessels in open waters?
Pretty sure (1) US doesn’t have enough ships to do this (2) it’s going to burn so much resources, this siege will end in less than a month
Yes this is a siege, and sieges are expensive, especially naval sieges
trump probably has some illness and going the walter white route. instead of drugs it’s market manipulation.
I need to get on the prediction market betting stuff because I just know he’s going to Taco.
Excited to see if China test this blockade.
They import a lot of Iranian crude.
80% of Iranian crude goes to China which makes up about 14% of Chinas oil imports.
Why? I was told we already won like 3 weeks ago.
I thought that the goal was to „un-block“ the strait?
I want to see the reaction of the first Chinese tanker stopped by the US.That’s gonna be fun.
Good luck with that „blockade.“ The Chinese Navy is already in the Strait escorting their own tankers, so the U.S. Navy is basically being asked to play chicken with a superpower over a $2 million credit card transaction.
Trump completely failed to predict that the „weapon“ wouldn’t be a missile, but a Yuan-denominated toll booth. Now he’s trying to use the Navy as a repo man to stop the rise of the Petroyuan. This is exactly how the guy bankrupted his casinos—doubling down on a losing hand and hoping the other side flinches first.
Let me guess. Extend deadline to Tuesday. Then taco.
Sounds like drones are back on the menu
Those marines on those ships must wonder if they’ll ever get home
Act of war, isn’t it? What happens if a Chinese or Indian ship ignores them? Do they sink it?
I wonder if people are still going to toss around the argument of freedom of navigation and international law now that the US is also breaking it.
So.. what does this do? I have no military experience so can someone enlighten me on the what strategic tactic this might be?
Putin’s puppet, Trump, doing another madman’s bidding. The entire MAGA federal apparatus is infiltrated with Russian loving subversives.
Captain Brownpants the pirate
doesn’t this help Iran’s effort of putting pressure on the oil supply to the REST OF THE WORLD ?
What? is USA now going to apply tolls on other countries?
Wouldn’t Iran just send a few drones towards the blockaded ships?
Wouldn’t blockading ALL Iranian ports spread thr US Navy and make them more susceptible to Iranian drones?
Somebody friend of his covered his oil short.
So you are giving the Chinese a chance to test their weapons against the US ships. That sounds like a smart idea…🤦♂️
This will spike oil prices more.
So the Iranians are blocking the straight. Now we’re blockading the straight. Is this the geopolitical equivalent of you can’t fire me cause I quit?
So let me get this strait. You want to close the strait you ostensibly want open because gas prices are tearing you a new one?
To do so you are going to need to commit massive amounts of naval resources to the strait itself, the Gulf of Oman and/or Arabian Sea.
Meanwhile Houthis be like „have you heard of second strait?“.
Fucking amateur hour.
Context:
>CENTCOM said the blockade will be “enforced impartially against vessels of all nations.” It said it would still allow ships traveling between non-Iranian ports to transit the Strait of Hormuz.
Trump is trying to pretend the Strait is open while trying to prevent Iran from being resupplied(?). Honestly, it’s dumb and not going to work. Fuck Trump.
This is just funny. America must be bleeding an absolute fortune into this operation and it’s all just to band aid over a snafu caused by the lack of competence in the original operation. Suck. Shit.
I suppose Trump is American Putin after all.
And send fuel prices to the moon. I’m smart, not like dumb. THANK YOU FREDO
Last night trump said the blockade is in effect immediately. Now this. Tuesday, after his insiders buy oil puts or short positions, he’ll announce there is no plan for a blockade.
This will make oil even more expensiver. Orange you excited?
Even if they wont sell to us directly this means more competition for the existing and available supply. Fuck us once, fuck us twice, orange man will fuck us thrice.