„Iran has no cards ***except for fucking Exodia the Forbidden One****“ -* The biggest dumbass on the face of this planet we all call home.
Comicalacimoc on
Pretty big goddamn card
ThePanicButon on
But aside from the Strait of Hormuz Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
FinndBors on
They also have the card that they can destroy oil infrastructure all over the middle east. Both achieve the same goal, higher oil prices / global shortages.
Sooooo you gave them their only card. You know that right?
SillyGoatGruff on
Their one card is the „how to ~~play poker~~ control the war“ card
Cgr86 on
I’d say it’s a pretty strong card that effects the world as seen by gas prices globally .
GLG777 on
Well Trump isn’t playing with a full deck….
KiwiDanelaw on
Thats like saying the guy mugging you has nothing but a gun at your head.
marlinspike on
This guy is a clown. It’s the choke point for the whole world so it’s a fucking good “card” to have.
I cannot understand how we elected this clown administration. So fucking sick of “nobody knew!”, “no one told me!”.
This entire administration is a pack of clown cards.
KiLLiNDaY on
And yet it’s the only card they really need.
copperblood on
Oh that Strait of Hormuz card…. only controlling 20% of the global oil supply… Jesus fucking christ Trump is a fucking idiot.
gdvs on
So he thinks they have a really good card.
LoveDemNipples on
That and a huge army. And a fleet of drones. And impassable geography. Straight flush.
FenixOfNafo on
Trump keeps thinking others are playing cards when they play chess with him.
Probably explains a lot for his decisions
BigDaddyVagabond on
„You have no leverage aside from that incredibly large gun you have pointed at literally everyone“
Odd-Recognition4168 on
In other words, Iran got cards
momoenthusiastic on
What’s wrong with this guy and cards. People’s lives are not cards….
MacarioTala on
If not for that straight flush they have, they’d have no hand at all!
MAVERICK910 on
Iran is a world power now. They have now shown that they control 20% of the world’s oil. They hit the jackpot with Trump!
karenskygreen on
They just have a gun to the head of %20 of the worlds oil causing actual pain to everyone in the US who in turn blame trump and will not vote for republicans in the midterms.
For no cards, well played Iran, well played.
11thstalley on
It’s the only card they need and the one reason why no POTUS was ever stupid enough to start a war with Iran, but this numbskull thought that they would never play it, yet here we are…
grasshopper239 on
Trump says Iran has all the cards
Teamfreshcanada on
Aside from this straight flush, my opponent has nothing.
Potential-Ant-6320 on
Iran holds no cards besides controlling the global petroleum supply. We got them right where we want them.
teddyreddit on
That’s a pretty important Trump card.
Xtort_ on
They’ve got a few cards. They’ve got the straight of Hormuz.
They’ve got enough oil infrastructure in their cross hairs that they could wreck energy markets.
They could also attack the water desalination plants of the GCC and smash their economies. Once that money stops flowing into the US stock market, the AI bubble burst and you have a full on US recession.
They could also get the Houthis to attack tankers coming out of the Red Sea to further squeeze energy prices.
Their last card is that their adversary is a massive idiot who should have never been put back into power. Its gotta be truly delightful watch your enemy consistently make the wrong decisions and dig themselves deeper into a quagmire.
Ironworker977 on
Isn’t control of the strait the cards?
Sumthin-Sumthin44692 on
“They totally have my deformed orange balls in vice. But other than that…”
Also,
#Trump rapes children!!!! Impeach and imprison the child rapist!
RedPandaExplorer on
„All he has is pocket kings!“
nixonelvis on
Those are the cards ya dunce.
PrefersEarlGrey on
Pretty big card if you ask me. A magical raise gas prices worldwide by $2 card that only cost a few drones to enact.
Friendly reminder none of this had to happen, but Kamala had a weird laugh and she wasn’t hard enough on Israel so here we are.
KerryWood34 on
They’ve got a strait flush while we’ve got a high King. I’m no world poker tour announcer, but them odds are pretty one sided.
Specialist-Garbage94 on
That feels like the entire deck
AnOkayTime5230 on
They have no cards beyond the one big card they have!!
1badh0mbre on
Sounds like they have the winning hand.
dkillers303 on
Maybe this idiot just doesn’t see the following cards that Iran has on the table?
* controls strait of Hormuz, but more broadly energy markets now
* has highly enriched uranium
* has and can continue destroying oil infra in the ME
* is now capable of charging tolls for Hormuz
* has demonstrated the effectiveness of their low-cost arsenal
* geographic resilience if a ground invasion were to occur
* regional influence of Hezbollah, the Houthis
I mean, it is fair to say that anyone literate should be able to understand that the US has completely fucked everything up. Hell, there’s nothing that we can even point to in history that is even remotely similar.
Trump has two options: he can accept failure or continue escalating further for an even bigger defeat.
nthpwr on
…that is the game winning card
JonS90_ on
Not this fucking „cards“ thing again
Jedi_Gill on
If your only card is an Ace in a high card game, what’s the point of mentioning you only have 1 good card. If that 1 good card is enough to get your demands met, I’d say they are winning that exchange. Mind you, they didn’t have this Ace card until Trump attacked them. Talk about giving them shit for free.
JerHat on
It’s a pretty dang effective card, bro.
Basketseeksdog on
Stop with the cards already!
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Hell of a trump card though. Ayyyyy gottem.
They only have 1 card but it’s an Ace
YoU hAvE nO cArDs (has all the cards)
Seems like a “Trump” card.
Hormuz control = control of the world economy
he who controls the spice controls life
„Iran has no cards ***except for fucking Exodia the Forbidden One****“ -* The biggest dumbass on the face of this planet we all call home.
Pretty big goddamn card
But aside from the Strait of Hormuz Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
They also have the card that they can destroy oil infrastructure all over the middle east. Both achieve the same goal, higher oil prices / global shortages.
At least they wore a suit
He also called it [the Gulf](https://www.threads.com/@brittainforsenate/post/DW-I8_NEh0i?xmt=AQF02gXsFqT4eazJ2KQ9gZVT3JaKBDXZRWIA4Fqx7_E2SjTbo04bxJG4awdj5pdCy0Ju7XZN&slof=1) of Hormuz.
Sooooo you gave them their only card. You know that right?
Their one card is the „how to ~~play poker~~ control the war“ card
I’d say it’s a pretty strong card that effects the world as seen by gas prices globally .
Well Trump isn’t playing with a full deck….
Thats like saying the guy mugging you has nothing but a gun at your head.
This guy is a clown. It’s the choke point for the whole world so it’s a fucking good “card” to have.
I cannot understand how we elected this clown administration. So fucking sick of “nobody knew!”, “no one told me!”.
This entire administration is a pack of clown cards.
And yet it’s the only card they really need.
Oh that Strait of Hormuz card…. only controlling 20% of the global oil supply… Jesus fucking christ Trump is a fucking idiot.
So he thinks they have a really good card.
That and a huge army. And a fleet of drones. And impassable geography. Straight flush.
Trump keeps thinking others are playing cards when they play chess with him.
Probably explains a lot for his decisions
„You have no leverage aside from that incredibly large gun you have pointed at literally everyone“
In other words, Iran got cards
What’s wrong with this guy and cards. People’s lives are not cards….
If not for that straight flush they have, they’d have no hand at all!
Iran is a world power now. They have now shown that they control 20% of the world’s oil. They hit the jackpot with Trump!
They just have a gun to the head of %20 of the worlds oil causing actual pain to everyone in the US who in turn blame trump and will not vote for republicans in the midterms.
For no cards, well played Iran, well played.
It’s the only card they need and the one reason why no POTUS was ever stupid enough to start a war with Iran, but this numbskull thought that they would never play it, yet here we are…
Trump says Iran has all the cards
Aside from this straight flush, my opponent has nothing.
Iran holds no cards besides controlling the global petroleum supply. We got them right where we want them.
That’s a pretty important Trump card.
They’ve got a few cards. They’ve got the straight of Hormuz.
They’ve got enough oil infrastructure in their cross hairs that they could wreck energy markets.
They could also attack the water desalination plants of the GCC and smash their economies. Once that money stops flowing into the US stock market, the AI bubble burst and you have a full on US recession.
They could also get the Houthis to attack tankers coming out of the Red Sea to further squeeze energy prices.
Their last card is that their adversary is a massive idiot who should have never been put back into power. Its gotta be truly delightful watch your enemy consistently make the wrong decisions and dig themselves deeper into a quagmire.
Isn’t control of the strait the cards?
“They totally have my deformed orange balls in vice. But other than that…”
Also,
#Trump rapes children!!!! Impeach and imprison the child rapist!
„All he has is pocket kings!“
Those are the cards ya dunce.
Pretty big card if you ask me. A magical raise gas prices worldwide by $2 card that only cost a few drones to enact.
Friendly reminder none of this had to happen, but Kamala had a weird laugh and she wasn’t hard enough on Israel so here we are.
They’ve got a strait flush while we’ve got a high King. I’m no world poker tour announcer, but them odds are pretty one sided.
That feels like the entire deck
They have no cards beyond the one big card they have!!
Sounds like they have the winning hand.
Maybe this idiot just doesn’t see the following cards that Iran has on the table?
* controls strait of Hormuz, but more broadly energy markets now
* has highly enriched uranium
* has and can continue destroying oil infra in the ME
* is now capable of charging tolls for Hormuz
* has demonstrated the effectiveness of their low-cost arsenal
* geographic resilience if a ground invasion were to occur
* regional influence of Hezbollah, the Houthis
I mean, it is fair to say that anyone literate should be able to understand that the US has completely fucked everything up. Hell, there’s nothing that we can even point to in history that is even remotely similar.
Trump has two options: he can accept failure or continue escalating further for an even bigger defeat.
…that is the game winning card
Not this fucking „cards“ thing again
If your only card is an Ace in a high card game, what’s the point of mentioning you only have 1 good card. If that 1 good card is enough to get your demands met, I’d say they are winning that exchange. Mind you, they didn’t have this Ace card until Trump attacked them. Talk about giving them shit for free.
It’s a pretty dang effective card, bro.
Stop with the cards already!