Niedlicher Fototermin zerstört die Artemis-II-Mission, während der Kanadier Ahornsirup entkorkt

Damn. That’s a sticky situation

It was that fake maple syrup that’s been found in the supply… those bastards!

At first I didn’t see the Beaverton. I wanted this to be real so bad

This is an Onion headline. Beaverton has been leaning a bit much into truth posted as satire, this headline is the kind of sillyness the Onion is known for.

Is this real?!