Embrace the bum gun folks, it just is the superior option.
I’m born and raised in Canada. We in the TP nations need to just admit it; toilet paper sucks and is gross.
Suprasegmentality on
I like the idea of bespectacled scientists entering toilet after toilet all around the world and observantly writing down how people clean themselves after pooping.
Imaginary_Curve_2378 on
Finland. Yes we have the bidet sprays.
No, I have never heard of a Finn who would exclusively use that instead of TP. Everyone uses TP.
NooneUverdoff on
Installing bidets was my best home renovation.
Actually, I just installed the toilet seat variety, so it really wasn’t a home renovation but it is still my favorite upgrade.
cpwnage on
Philippines looks light green but should be bum gun. (In public toilets there’s only the bum gun and no tp. How are you supposed to dry your ass after using the bum gun?)
Kind-Appearance-1384 on
Its crazy to think no one washes their ass in Europe. Why are you insisting on not cleaning the shit? How its not itching? How its not stinking?
mining_moron on
In Chad, North Korea, and Greenland, they just walk around with shitty asses all day apparently.
sjedinjenoStanje on
My parents got a bidet; my brother made fun of them until he tried it out. Then he got one. I made fun of him until I tried it. Then I got one. My best friend made fun of me until she tried it. Then she got one…
OptimalVanilla3612 on
Proud to be from one of the blue ones
karavatsug on
Latvia is anal sex
wonpil on
Portugal should be blue, we use the same kinds of stand alone bidets as Italy. Until two years ago they were mandatory in every building, so they are everywhere.
Aggressive-Wallaby79 on
Côte d’Ivoire should be orange, there’s a high Muslim population and most people I know don’t use TP at home
PutujemoRechima on
I don’t know a single person in Macedonia who uses a bum gun. I know 1 person who had a bidet in the 2000s and that’s it. All the other mortals use toilet paper.
10-2is7plus1 on
Just returned to Europe yesterday after 6 months in Thailand and I miss the bum gun already. Just do not feel as clean using toilet paper anymore. Seriously thinking about getting one plumbed into the house.
firechaox on
I think the map is quite poor if you group places like China, where you won’t easily find toilet paper nor bidets in places, with places like Spain, Portugal and Latin America that is between toilet paper and bum guns.
Like the mixed/transitioning is putting a lot of very distinct countries in the same bucket.
4ssteroid on
I only looked at 2 countries and knew this was incorrect
bluestbrother on
Turkey has integrated bidets
The_Infinite_Carrot on
Shattaf seems apt. To get the shat off.
tennisstar04 on
France going though the real enshittification
BIOTS34 on
India= handheld bidet? LMAO. This post was made by an Indian.
platinum_192 on
Wet wipes, in addition to loo roll, are very common in the UK
TheReal_fUXY on
Japan has the best system, it should be mandatory in all toilets
Alexwhynot on
If you pick up shit from the floor with your hands, are you just gonna wipe them, or actually wash them?
jaume321 on
In Spain we only use toilet paper. More than 50 years here and never seen anything different. What is that „transitioning“?
waltercool on
In Chile they have bidet, just not very common in major cities
rbhansn on
Bum gun is the way.
dweaver987 on
Finally! A world map on Reddit with New Zealand correctly located!
Kinrangers on
Kosovar here. We use standalone bidets and toilet paper. We don’t hold the bidets we just turn a valve nd boom it’s on.
DancingInBerlin on
I am Argentinian, I am almost 60, since my birth bidets have always been used here, the truth is that this is one of the first and pioneers to use the bidet.
nolnogax on
Greece transitioning from „Mustn’t use toilet paper – and what’s a bidet?“ to what exacrtly? Three shells?
Desperate_Zebra_8341 on
Thailand doesnt use water, though… struggled when i went there recently and had to bring a bottle of water every time i needed to do number 2. You can only find bidets in hotel rooms.
starsrprojectors on
What, nobody uses the three shells?
1800skylab on
The Japan toilet experience is the most amazing experience ever.
witofatwit on
What does mixed/transition mean. I know in Portugal, most homes bathroom has a stand alone bidet. does transition mean from toilet paper to bidet, but also ourhouse/out doors to toilet paper?
AGrandNewAdventure on
*Me reading this in the US while having a bidet…*
Ok_Elk765 on
No entiendo que sería el naranja
Temporary-Log6989 on
been from argentina, i just wanna say people around the world… please evolve.
East-Blood8752 on
Moved back to Canada after years in Vietnam and was pleased to find bumguns at the local home improvement store.
Had to hire a specialist to come install it but it’s so worth it. I’m never going back to paper only.
We’ve saved enough on toilet paper thst hiring that plumber was worth it.
DoomySlayer on

AdvancedRelative5821 on
I have a bidet. You can’t just use a bidet. You have to use toilet paper too.
stahlsau on
those maps get out of hand….lots of stupid and false stuff around.
Leave A Reply
Du musst angemeldet sein, um einen Kommentar abzugeben.
41 Kommentare
Embrace the bum gun folks, it just is the superior option.
I’m born and raised in Canada. We in the TP nations need to just admit it; toilet paper sucks and is gross.
I like the idea of bespectacled scientists entering toilet after toilet all around the world and observantly writing down how people clean themselves after pooping.
Finland. Yes we have the bidet sprays.
No, I have never heard of a Finn who would exclusively use that instead of TP. Everyone uses TP.
Installing bidets was my best home renovation.
Actually, I just installed the toilet seat variety, so it really wasn’t a home renovation but it is still my favorite upgrade.
Philippines looks light green but should be bum gun. (In public toilets there’s only the bum gun and no tp. How are you supposed to dry your ass after using the bum gun?)
Its crazy to think no one washes their ass in Europe. Why are you insisting on not cleaning the shit? How its not itching? How its not stinking?
In Chad, North Korea, and Greenland, they just walk around with shitty asses all day apparently.
My parents got a bidet; my brother made fun of them until he tried it out. Then he got one. I made fun of him until I tried it. Then I got one. My best friend made fun of me until she tried it. Then she got one…
Proud to be from one of the blue ones
Latvia is anal sex
Portugal should be blue, we use the same kinds of stand alone bidets as Italy. Until two years ago they were mandatory in every building, so they are everywhere.
Côte d’Ivoire should be orange, there’s a high Muslim population and most people I know don’t use TP at home
I don’t know a single person in Macedonia who uses a bum gun. I know 1 person who had a bidet in the 2000s and that’s it. All the other mortals use toilet paper.
Just returned to Europe yesterday after 6 months in Thailand and I miss the bum gun already. Just do not feel as clean using toilet paper anymore. Seriously thinking about getting one plumbed into the house.
I think the map is quite poor if you group places like China, where you won’t easily find toilet paper nor bidets in places, with places like Spain, Portugal and Latin America that is between toilet paper and bum guns.
Like the mixed/transitioning is putting a lot of very distinct countries in the same bucket.
I only looked at 2 countries and knew this was incorrect
Turkey has integrated bidets
Shattaf seems apt. To get the shat off.
France going though the real enshittification
India= handheld bidet? LMAO. This post was made by an Indian.
Wet wipes, in addition to loo roll, are very common in the UK
Japan has the best system, it should be mandatory in all toilets
If you pick up shit from the floor with your hands, are you just gonna wipe them, or actually wash them?
In Spain we only use toilet paper. More than 50 years here and never seen anything different. What is that „transitioning“?
In Chile they have bidet, just not very common in major cities
Bum gun is the way.
Finally! A world map on Reddit with New Zealand correctly located!
Kosovar here. We use standalone bidets and toilet paper. We don’t hold the bidets we just turn a valve nd boom it’s on.
I am Argentinian, I am almost 60, since my birth bidets have always been used here, the truth is that this is one of the first and pioneers to use the bidet.
Greece transitioning from „Mustn’t use toilet paper – and what’s a bidet?“ to what exacrtly? Three shells?
Thailand doesnt use water, though… struggled when i went there recently and had to bring a bottle of water every time i needed to do number 2. You can only find bidets in hotel rooms.
What, nobody uses the three shells?
The Japan toilet experience is the most amazing experience ever.
What does mixed/transition mean. I know in Portugal, most homes bathroom has a stand alone bidet. does transition mean from toilet paper to bidet, but also ourhouse/out doors to toilet paper?
*Me reading this in the US while having a bidet…*
No entiendo que sería el naranja
been from argentina, i just wanna say people around the world… please evolve.
Moved back to Canada after years in Vietnam and was pleased to find bumguns at the local home improvement store.
Had to hire a specialist to come install it but it’s so worth it. I’m never going back to paper only.
We’ve saved enough on toilet paper thst hiring that plumber was worth it.

I have a bidet. You can’t just use a bidet. You have to use toilet paper too.
those maps get out of hand….lots of stupid and false stuff around.