Schweiz: Bärenpenis bleibt auf Berner Wappen | Der Bär auf dem Wappen des Kantons Bern wird weiterhin seinen roten Penis zeigen, hat die Kantonsregierung entschieden. Auch die Blickrichtung des Tieres bleibt gleich.
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/various/the-bernese-bear-will-continue-to-display-its-red-limb-on-the-coat-of-arms/91049271
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ngl I’m not familiar with this coat of arms and was expecting a bigger penis.
the type of problems u have when u’re neutral (and rich) 😉
I’m baffled it wasn’t decided with a referendum, Switzerland isn’t what used to be anymore…
i would be looking sad too with that peepee.
They should add some breasts, for equity’s sake.
I guess you could call that a dick
Swiss statehood at crossroads: will red phallus survive?
They should make it 1 cm longer every time the national football team wins a match or something like that
The very definition of ‚first world problems‘ and decadence.
I think some Swiss people really hate penis in general
It feels like the picture has been cropped, and it’s hiding from us that the bear is in danger from behind.
That’s a dick move.
Wait a minute, it didn’t move at all. Nevermind.
The Benis coat of arms, hm …
Based
Finally, some good news!
Ever saw Czech coat of arms? Whole country has a lion penis. It’s everywhere. Here’s a coin https://zlatemince.cz/m/20_2004_6B.jpg
Whoever this man is, that’s a stupid idea. By this logic every boobs in art should be removed.
Belgians have the same thing with their football team. And women football team have lioness in place of male lion.
Well, glad this important issue was settled
Note that New Bern in the US has the same coat of arms but without penis. On the other hand, the ram in the coat of arms of Schaffhausen has a more impressive penis.
I mean just changing it’s left back leg forward would’ve so conveniently hidden the penis and everyone would’ve been happy!
It’s a pretty discrete penis.
This is exactly why the left is seen as wildly out of touch, we are drowning in energy prices and they make a petition to change the dick of a bear logo? Ridiculous doesnt even begin to cover it.