Russland weist Unternehmen an, Mitarbeiter für den Militärdienst zu nominieren – je nach Größe zwei bis fünf Namen
https://euromaidanpress.com/2026/04/01/russian-firms-need-to-give-five-employees-for-war-as-enterprises-are-now-part-of-covert-enlistment/
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Work for half your salary or see the frontline.
this will make everyone resign haha.
3 day special military operation going well
If you’re a bigger person do you get to name more names?
Imagine having an arbitrary disagreement with your boss and it resulting in your military conscritpion.
The guy who steals everyone’s lunch from the breakroom fridge is very worried right now.
Is life really worth living at that point? I’d do it on my terms.
Everyone in Russia is about to start joining the company Football teams and participating in the weekly bowling nights to not be the least likeable coworker 😂😂😂.
„Performance review“ just took on a whole new meaning
Why don’t they just draft 1 Million people and take all of Ukraine? Are they stupid?
Astonishing they’re not mass protesting. Things must still be good.
Their economy is cooked
The first instinct might be that everyone will work hard to be valuable to their employer, but knowing how things work in the real world, this will result in severe instances of claiming others‘ work, throwing people under the bus, and retaliation in general. This is going to be so bad for the Russian economy and morale. Workplaces will become incredibly cutthroat and corrupt instead of cooperative and rewarding.
It used to be a dark (likely true) joke that if Russians misbehaved they would get sent to the gulag. Now instead of firing people, employers can send them to die.
In Flemish we call them Chinese volunteers (chinese vrijwilligers).
HR please provide me a list of workers with most sick days.
Dying for some old coward pussy prick
Russia is ordering it’s private sector to sacrifice their most useless employees to the war. They are not only desperate for manpower, they are also scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Really seems like the machine is about to collapse. We’ll see
If I ran a company in Russia I’d advertise some positions, hire the first people to apply and give their names to Putin.
If I was a worker I’d be trying to flee the country, I’d be demanding to work illegally (I’d give my employer a fake name and get paid in cash).
No one wants to be drafted and if working legally increases your risk of being drafted then potential tax paying workers will find workarounds.
I know Putin still has money and bodies to feed into his meat grinder of a war but this type of action reaks of desperation and has negative long term consequences.
I’ve been hearing a general news channel reporting that Ukraine is regaining net territory for the first time today.
Things are looking up.
Sudden surge in productivity…
That’s one way to increase productivity
Wow…that sucks! Who would want to work if that was the case!
Going full medieval vassal
Hunger Games 2026!
giving out certain death sentences to colleagues is …oughhh…
Man this is dystopian … I‘m not judging anyone who‘s now trying to pack and flee
This will work well, companies cannot pay the staff they have so Putin has a solution.
This will be great for the economy. What little know-how they have been able to scrape together under that mob government will evaporate on the frontlines.
Does Putin just permanently live in a bunker or what? How is this guy even alive.
Survivor TV was work place training. I’d rather be in the field than with office.
Keep voting for far right politicians and this can come to your country too!
The name HR was never so fitting
“So, Dimitri, you’re manning the grill today, Vladimir is on side orders and Yuri is going to the front lines. Bye Yuri!”
I’d be sending emails nominating the c-suite people.