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Der Iran gibt an, Oracle-Einrichtungen in den Vereinigten Arabischen Emiraten getroffen zu haben

02.04.2026

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Reynor247 on 02.04.2026 9:33 p.m.

I’m sure that will help the insane amount of debt oracle is in
SomewhereNo8378 on 02.04.2026 9:37 p.m.

finally some good news
Willing_Contest_5071 on 02.04.2026 9:38 p.m.

Please continue on to more
Nono6768 on 02.04.2026 9:38 p.m.

We got butlerian Jihad before GTA6
Paraphrasing_ on 02.04.2026 9:38 p.m.

I’m sure they can easily fix that with more AI and another 30 thousand employees getting fired.
Clippy4Life on 02.04.2026 9:42 p.m.

Oh no! We feel so bad! Anyways, how many people is oracle going to fuck over to cover this „loss“?
Weekly-Grapefruit119 on 02.04.2026 9:42 p.m.

Iran also stated that this was in retaliation for the Oracle layoffs.
TooLateQ_Q on 02.04.2026 9:42 p.m.

Is Iran the good guy?
zeptillian on 02.04.2026 9:44 p.m.

Oh no.

How will Larry Ellison ever be able to afford buying another Hawaiian island now?
thatcher47 on 02.04.2026 9:47 p.m.

I’m not mad about that
turb0_encapsulator on 02.04.2026 9:48 p.m.

doin‘ Allah’s work.
parker1019 on 02.04.2026 9:49 p.m.

Couldn’t happen to better company…
tmclaugh on 02.04.2026 9:50 p.m.

10s of customers affected.
Probably10thAccount on 02.04.2026 9:51 p.m.

This makes more sense to me than schools and hospitals.
Agitated_Okra_9356 on 02.04.2026 9:53 p.m.

I know at least 30,000 people aren’t feeling particularly sad about this news.
baeb66 on 02.04.2026 9:55 p.m.

Amazon first, Oracle second.

Meta should evacuate whatever data mining and privacy invasion center they have in the Middle East.
Cisco-NintendoSwitch on 02.04.2026 9:57 p.m.

And nothing of value was lost.
stedun on 02.04.2026 9:57 p.m.

Remind me what to do with an errection lasting longer than four hours.
PocketFlan420 on 02.04.2026 10:00 p.m.

Bwahaha, fuck you Larry! Fuck you Prince Bonesaw! Suck it, investors of this hellscape!
SqueakyNova on 02.04.2026 10:06 p.m.

Trump admin is responsible for oracle facilities being hit in the UAE. There fixed the title for you
apostlebatman on 02.04.2026 10:13 p.m.

I’m okay with this.
glitterandnails on 02.04.2026 10:13 p.m.

Ahh, fuck Larry Ellison and his son for being Trump’s media propaganda arm.
Garpeaux on 02.04.2026 10:20 p.m.

Luckily no one was hurt because they were laid off yesterday
mashingLumpkins on 02.04.2026 10:21 p.m.

Fuck oracle
ro536ud on 02.04.2026 10:25 p.m.

Karma for the layoffs. I don’t care do you
MultiGeometry on 02.04.2026 10:26 p.m.

This is what happens when your president mixes business and politics. It’s impossible to separate the commander in chief’s actions from the mega donors who got him that power.
East_Accident1822 on 02.04.2026 10:43 p.m.

On one hand, war is bad. On the other hand Oracle laid off 30,000 people after making record profits last year.
Dhk3rd on 02.04.2026 10:47 p.m.

Thanks, Iran. You’re doing us a favor.
AlienInUnderpants on 02.04.2026 10:54 p.m.

Poor Larry will have to lay off more than the 30,000 people he laid off today.

Who will think of the POS oligarchs?? /s
Sea-Region1135 on 02.04.2026 10:56 p.m.

Hahahaha. Holy shit Iran is based af. These psycho American leaders make everyone look good.